Science Turns Monkeys Into Drones, Humans Are Next
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 07:25:50 -0700
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http://tinyurl.com/55npo
LONDON - Scientists have discovered a way of
manipulating a gene that turns animals into
drones that do not become bored with repetitive
tasks. The experiments, conducted on monkeys,
are the first to demonstrate that animal
behaviour can be permanently changed, turning
the subjects from aggressive to "compliant"
creatures...
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 15:11:18 GMT
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In article <417523EE.430B@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> http://tinyurl.com/55npo
>
> LONDON - Scientists have discovered a way of
> manipulating a gene that turns animals into
> drones that do not become bored with repetitive
> tasks. The experiments, conducted on monkeys,
> are the first to demonstrate that animal
> behaviour can be permanently changed, turning
> the subjects from aggressive to "compliant"
> creatures...
So THAT'S the new ingredient in McDonald's chicken strips. You deserve
a DUH today.
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Pity the truly Lost, for they are the ones
who keep showing up at political rallies
and demanding scratch-&-sniff centerfolds
in Cat Fancy magazine.
To get the attention of a large animal,
be it an elephant or a bureaucracy,
it helps to know what part of it feels pain.
Be very sure, though, that you want its full attention.
- Kelvin Throop
"I'm not going to be your monkey."
- Jon Stewart
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 01:54:12 GMT
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Humans are NEXT? Where do you think they observed the behavior they
based their hypothesis on? This was just confirming observed phenomenon
via scientific method.
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June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes)
Date: 20 Oct 2004 07:13:20 -0700
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Don Radford wrote in message news:<8zjdd.7979$6q2.5634@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>...
> Humans are NEXT? Where do you think they observed the behavior they
> based their hypothesis on? This was just confirming observed phenomenon
> via scientific method.
>
> --
>
WHAT? I can't reply. I'm at work. work work work. I love my repetetive
job. job job job. Over and over and over. again and again.
and the great thing is...I get to do it tomorrow and tomorrow and
tomorrow!
I'm an Alpha. I'm a drone. I'm two workers in one!
but it only works at the XYZ Library. perfect match perfect match
paper towels, bah! I have alt.slack
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 20 Oct 2004 14:21:56 -0700
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elvis_bond@hotmail.com (Howard Hughes) wrote in message news:...
>>>> paper towels, bah! I have alt.slack.
Ointment for alt.slack boils available in Scatalog @
www.subgenius.com/ Its just tubes of Stang's old bacon grease, but
"Bob" will make you THINK you no longer have those vicious, weeping
sores. Our motto: If you are not completely satisfied, we're really,
really sorry.
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Job #1: trying to get past the lowest common denominator.
"Under democracy one party always devotes
its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party
is unfit to rule--and both commonly succeed and are right...
The United States has never developed
an aristocracy really disinterested
or an intelligentsia really intelligent.
Its history is simply a record of vacillations
between two gangs of frauds."
- H. L. Mencken
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- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 15:14:31 -0700
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Howard Hughes wrote:
> Don Radford wrote in message news:<8zjdd.7979$6q2.5634@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>...
>
>>Humans are NEXT? Where do you think they observed the behavior they
>>based their hypothesis on? This was just confirming observed phenomenon
>>via scientific method.
>>
>>--
>>
>
>
> WHAT? I can't reply. I'm at work. work work work. I love my repetetive
> job. job job job. Over and over and over. again and again.
>
> and the great thing is...I get to do it tomorrow and tomorrow and
> tomorrow!
>
> I'm an Alpha. I'm a drone. I'm two workers in one!
>
> but it only works at the XYZ Library. perfect match perfect match
>
> paper towels, bah! I have alt.slack
Ref: HPH's post later in this broadcast re: puppet government..
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 01:12:34 GMT
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>http://tinyurl.com/55npo
>
>LONDON - Scientists have discovered a way of
>manipulating a gene that turns animals into
>drones that do not become bored with repetitive
>tasks. The experiments, conducted on monkeys,
>are the first to demonstrate that animal
>behaviour can be permanently changed, turning
>the subjects from aggressive to "compliant"
>creatures...
>
>--
We don't need no thought control!
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"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:27:43 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/55npo
> >
> >LONDON - Scientists have discovered a way of
> >manipulating a gene that turns animals into
> >drones that do not become bored with repetitive
> >tasks. The experiments, conducted on monkeys,
> >are the first to demonstrate that animal
> >behaviour can be permanently changed, turning
> >the subjects from aggressive to "compliant"
> >creatures...
> >
>
> We don't need no thought control!
>
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