Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 02:13:56 -0400
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KD et al wrote:
> Do we really think that space per se is wave space? ie that the geometry
> defines the space (rather than as in cartesian space)? Is this the generally
> accepted view?
>
> I'm working in cartesian space and its damn boring. Relatively speaking of
> course.(ha ha)
>
> I'd like to get my mind around wave space better than the tenuous grasp I have
> now. But only if this is the generally accepted view.
> --
> "More than iron, more than lead, more than gold I need electricity.
> I need it more than I need lamb or pork or lettuce or cucumber.
> I need it for my dreams." -Raptor (A computer program)
Baby, I love the way you talk. Yer givin' me a boner.
Rich
Correspondent:: Overdog8080@yahoo.com (Overdog)
Date: 26 Nov 2004 02:10:54 -0800
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"Joey Jolley" wrote in message news:...
> Does McDonald's still serve hamburgers, cheeseburgers, Big Macs,
> milkshakes, french fries, etc.?
In the late 70s, scientists working for NASA developed a synthetic
food substitute that was completely inorganic in nature. It was
essential to have such a material for use in long space voyages-- when
having a real "kitchen" was impractical. The meat substitute also had
to be able to resist heavy radiation, and vacuum. The code name for
this project was "Grimace."
Initial tests all checked out. The "food" was edible, all right, and
the "space meat" was impervious to normal biological breakdown. As a
side benefit, it could also be used for degreasing clogged fuel
intakes.
However, serious problems soon surfaced with substance X.
Subjects who ingested the "food" became irritable and sluggish. They
gained tremendous amounts of weight, even while losing brain mass at a
precipitous rate. Also, it was calculated that the flatulence and
feces output of even one of the subjects was enough to overload the
waste management systems of the entire shuttle.
In the ensuing scandal, the project director, Dr. "Ronald" Evil, came
under suspicion of falsifying research results.
He already had several black marks on his record prior to this-- for
example, his research into hamster sexuality was questionable at best,
and his alleged attempt to build a "death ray" out of unused toaster
parts was poorly received.
After a long investigation, Ronald was fired-- and his pension plan
was suspended.
The good doctor was down, but not out. He soon changed his last name
from "Evil" to the more folksy MacDonald. He severed all ties with
NASA, and began a chain of restaurants bearing his (new) name. To
conceal his former identify, he took on the persona of a clown, and
recruited a crew of loyal midget henchmen.
Ronald's new restaurants specialized in serving McMeat... also *known*
as the BANNED "substance X"! Soon, "USians" were reeling beneath the
combined impact of McMeat and the animatronic Reagan (another
government project gone horribly wrong)
NASA knew that their invention was spiraling out of control, but they
hesitated to expose Mr. MacDonald for what he was. Perhaps the
directors were afraid that if they exposed Ronald, other secrets of
the department would come to light... like the superchimp fiasco.
Eventually, the decision was made to cover up everything, and reassign
all personnel associated with the project to Penis, Arizona-- where,
it was hoped, the baking sun and intense radiation would soon
obliterate all leads into the puzzle.
So now you know.
And yes, McDonald's is still serving this crap.
Overdog