Prefab ordination names.
Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:19:02 GMT
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From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
Ave Maria Klinkenberg, Yonkers, New York
Bambina Broccoli, New York City
DeFred Goo Folts, Director of Placement, Harvard Graduate School of
Business Administration, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet, Commissaire de Police, Paris, France.
[Faux-Pas Bidet received heavy press coverage in the 1930s when he
investigated the abduction of General Kutylpov, a White Russian leader in
Paris]
F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
Gaston J. Feeblebunny
(Miss) Horsey de Horsey, Intimate friend of Lord Cardigan, who on a notable
occasion banged on her door shouting, "My dearest, she's dead!", referring
to her late Ladyship, "Let's get married at once!"
Humperdink Fangboner, Lumber Dealer, and Fanny Fangboner, Nurse, Sandusky,
Ohio.
John Senior, Jr., New York City.
Justin Tune, Chorister, Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey.
Mark Clark Van Ark, Toledo, Ohio.
Mary Louse Pantzaroff, Huron Country, Ohio.
Mary Malouf Teabaggy, Boston, Massachusetts.
Mene Mene Tekel Upharson Pnd, Hartford, Connecticut
Newton Hooton, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Positive Wasserman Johnson, Evanston, Illinois.
Primrose Goo, Hawaii.
Mrs. Screech, Singing Teacher, Victoria, British Columbia.
Silence Bellows, Editor (Christian Science Monitor).
Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Cricket Star, London, England.
Sugarporn Poopattana, New York City.
Supply Clapp Thwing, Harvard College (Class of 1837).
Verbal Funderburk, Lakeland, Florida.
Zoda Viola Klontz Gazola,.
Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist, New York Hospital, New York City.
Abderazzaq S. Abdeulhafafeeth, Fitchburg, Massechusetts (Fitchburg
Sentinel).
Cashmere Tango Obedience, Agriculturist, Santa Cruz, California.
Comfort & Safety Bottom, Sisters, Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan.
Crystal Toot, President, Kansas State PTA.
Cupid Rash, England (Western Morning News).
Ecstacy Goon (Wisconsin Historical Society).
Fang W. Wang, Mutual Fund Executive, New York City.
Female Jones (University of Maryland Hospital. Such names are bestowed by
hospitals in the absence of a parental decision.).
Heidi Yum-Yum Gluck, Artist, Brooklyn, New York [Mr. Gluck, infatuated by
Gilbert and Sullivan, also named his son Nanka, after Nanki-Poo, another
character from The Mikado].
Hilarius Fuchs, Continental Grain Company, New York City.
Hogjaw Twaddle, Morris Harvey College (University of Charleston), WV
If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
London, England [Set up first the fire insurance office in Britain. Changed
his name to Nicholas Barbon].
Prof. J. C. Beaglehole, [World authority on Captain Cook].
John Hodge Opera House Centennial Gargling Oil Samuel J. Tilden Ten Brook,
Olcott, New York [Born in 1876, the centennial year, and named in honour of
John Hodge, who owned the Hodge Opera House, manufactured gargling oil, and
supported the Presidential candidacy of Samual J. Tilden. His friends called
him "Buck"].
Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington, Upper Marlboro, Md [Youngest of twenty-two
children].
Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle, Psychology Student, Occidental College, Los
Angeles, California.
Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department, Austin, Texas.
Magdalena Babblejack (Macleans Magazine).
Marmalade P. Vestibule, Door-to-door Firewood Salesman, Cambridge,
Massachusetts.
Offty Goofty Bowman, Shakespearean Actor, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Milwaukee
Standard).
Solomon Gemorah, Brooklyn, New York.
Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
Zilpher Spittle [English parish record, Maclean's Magazine].
Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:58:40 +0100
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On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:19:02 GMT, in reply to "ghost"
:
>From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
Ah, yes. I've got that secreted somewhere, along with my bizarre books
book. However, it's interesting that you can usually come up with a
sane reason why someone would publish the minutes of a conference on
nude mice.
>
>A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
>
>Ave Maria Klinkenberg, Yonkers, New York
>
>Bambina Broccoli, New York City
>
>DeFred Goo Folts, Director of Placement, Harvard Graduate School of
>Business Administration, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>
>Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet, Commissaire de Police, Paris, France.
>[Faux-Pas Bidet received heavy press coverage in the 1930s when he
>investigated the abduction of General Kutylpov, a White Russian leader in
>Paris]
>
>F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
>
>Gaston J. Feeblebunny
>
>(Miss) Horsey de Horsey, Intimate friend of Lord Cardigan, who on a notable
>occasion banged on her door shouting, "My dearest, she's dead!", referring
>to her late Ladyship, "Let's get married at once!"
>
>Humperdink Fangboner, Lumber Dealer, and Fanny Fangboner, Nurse, Sandusky,
>Ohio.
>
>John Senior, Jr., New York City.
>
>Justin Tune, Chorister, Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey.
>
>Mark Clark Van Ark, Toledo, Ohio.
>
>Mary Louse Pantzaroff, Huron Country, Ohio.
>
>Mary Malouf Teabaggy, Boston, Massachusetts.
>
>Mene Mene Tekel Upharson Pnd, Hartford, Connecticut
>
>Newton Hooton, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>
>Positive Wasserman Johnson, Evanston, Illinois.
>
>Primrose Goo, Hawaii.
>
>Mrs. Screech, Singing Teacher, Victoria, British Columbia.
>
>Silence Bellows, Editor (Christian Science Monitor).
>
>Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Cricket Star, London, England.
>
>Sugarporn Poopattana, New York City.
>
>Supply Clapp Thwing, Harvard College (Class of 1837).
>
>Verbal Funderburk, Lakeland, Florida.
>
>Zoda Viola Klontz Gazola,.
>
>Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist, New York Hospital, New York City.
>
>Abderazzaq S. Abdeulhafafeeth, Fitchburg, Massechusetts (Fitchburg
>Sentinel).
>
>Cashmere Tango Obedience, Agriculturist, Santa Cruz, California.
>
>Comfort & Safety Bottom, Sisters, Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan.
>
>Crystal Toot, President, Kansas State PTA.
>
>Cupid Rash, England (Western Morning News).
>
>Ecstacy Goon (Wisconsin Historical Society).
>
>Fang W. Wang, Mutual Fund Executive, New York City.
>
>Female Jones (University of Maryland Hospital. Such names are bestowed by
>hospitals in the absence of a parental decision.).
>
>Heidi Yum-Yum Gluck, Artist, Brooklyn, New York [Mr. Gluck, infatuated by
>Gilbert and Sullivan, also named his son Nanka, after Nanki-Poo, another
>character from The Mikado].
>
>Hilarius Fuchs, Continental Grain Company, New York City.
>
>Hogjaw Twaddle, Morris Harvey College (University of Charleston), WV
>
>If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
>London, England [Set up first the fire insurance office in Britain. Changed
>his name to Nicholas Barbon].
>
>Prof. J. C. Beaglehole, [World authority on Captain Cook].
>
>John Hodge Opera House Centennial Gargling Oil Samuel J. Tilden Ten Brook,
>Olcott, New York [Born in 1876, the centennial year, and named in honour of
>John Hodge, who owned the Hodge Opera House, manufactured gargling oil, and
>supported the Presidential candidacy of Samual J. Tilden. His friends called
>him "Buck"].
>
>Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington, Upper Marlboro, Md [Youngest of twenty-two
>children].
>
>Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle, Psychology Student, Occidental College, Los
>Angeles, California.
>
>Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department, Austin, Texas.
>
>Magdalena Babblejack (Macleans Magazine).
>
>Marmalade P. Vestibule, Door-to-door Firewood Salesman, Cambridge,
>Massachusetts.
>
>Offty Goofty Bowman, Shakespearean Actor, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Milwaukee
>Standard).
>
>Solomon Gemorah, Brooklyn, New York.
>
>Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
>
>Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
>
>Zilpher Spittle [English parish record, Maclean's Magazine].
>
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 07:17:11 -0700
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"ghost" wrote in message news:...
> From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
> A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
Gesundheit.
> F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
A leading gay activist, no doubt.
> Gaston J. Feeblebunny
My boss when I once worked at a 7-11 for 2 weeks.
> Humperdink Fangboner, Lumber Dealer, and Fanny Fangboner, Nurse, Sandusky,
> Ohio.
Of the Long Island Fangboners, not those vulgar Tennessee Fangboners.
> Mary Louse Pantzaroff, Huron Country, Ohio.
Linda Lovelace's maiden name.
> Primrose Goo, Hawaii.
Makes an enchanting porpurri.
> Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Cricket Star, London, England.
Minister of Irregular Trousers.
> Supply Clapp Thwing, Harvard College (Class of 1837).
You got this from an old Monty Python episode.
> Cashmere Tango Obedience, Agriculturist, Santa Cruz, California.
Cousin of Random Name Generator Von Ferret Gleet.
> Comfort & Safety Bottom, Sisters, Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan.
Their Saturday night soirees were to die for.
> Ecstacy Goon (Wisconsin Historical Society).
And aren't we all.
> Heidi Yum-Yum Gluck, Artist, Brooklyn, New York
She took her teeth out and took me 'round the world in a delirium.
> Hogjaw Twaddle, Morris Harvey College (University of Charleston), WV
Bush staffers' nickname for their boss.
> Prof. J. C. Beaglehole, [World authority on Captain Cook].
Secondary character in the Ron Jeremy two-reeler, "Dogstyle Over Phoenix."
> Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington, Upper Marlboro, Md [Youngest of twenty-two
> children].
Later known as the rapper MC Slap Daddy.
> Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department, Austin, Texas.
Well I should hope so.
> Magdalena Babblejack (Macleans Magazine).
Isn't she married to Rev. Jesus?
> Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
My first job when I was in high schoool.
> Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
This is what Katie Couric calls Roker when his back is turned.
> Zilpher Spittle [English parish record, Maclean's Magazine].
That's Stang's real name. He's from Texas, you know.
--
HellPope Huey
That's the nature of de beast:
run as fast as you can to keep the grease flowing
that allows you to run at all.
Do not ask where you are going, just GO.
"The President won the debate because
he wasn't as retarded as we thought he would be."
- Greg Giraldo
The notion that a radical is one who hates his country
is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely,
one who likes his country more than the rest of us
and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us
when he sees it debauched.
He is not a bad citizen turning to crime;
he is a good citizen driven to despair.
- H. L. Mencken
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 10:34:05 -0400
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In article ,
ghost wrote:
> From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
>
> A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
>
> Ave Maria Klinkenberg, Yonkers, New York
>
> Bambina Broccoli, New York City
>
> DeFred Goo Folts, Director of Placement, Harvard Graduate School of
> Business Administration, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>
> Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet, Commissaire de Police, Paris, France.
> [Faux-Pas Bidet received heavy press coverage in the 1930s when he
> investigated the abduction of General Kutylpov, a White Russian leader in
> Paris]
>
> F. G. Vereneseneckockkrockoff, San Francisco, California.
>
> Gaston J. Feeblebunny
>
> (Miss) Horsey de Horsey, Intimate friend of Lord Cardigan, who on a notable
> occasion banged on her door shouting, "My dearest, she's dead!", referring
> to her late Ladyship, "Let's get married at once!"
>
> Humperdink Fangboner, Lumber Dealer, and Fanny Fangboner, Nurse, Sandusky,
> Ohio.
>
> John Senior, Jr., New York City.
>
> Justin Tune, Chorister, Westminster Choir College, Princeton, New Jersey.
>
> Mark Clark Van Ark, Toledo, Ohio.
>
> Mary Louse Pantzaroff, Huron Country, Ohio.
>
> Mary Malouf Teabaggy, Boston, Massachusetts.
>
> Mene Mene Tekel Upharson Pnd, Hartford, Connecticut
>
> Newton Hooton, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
>
> Positive Wasserman Johnson, Evanston, Illinois.
>
> Primrose Goo, Hawaii.
>
> Mrs. Screech, Singing Teacher, Victoria, British Columbia.
>
> Silence Bellows, Editor (Christian Science Monitor).
>
> Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Cricket Star, London, England.
>
> Sugarporn Poopattana, New York City.
>
> Supply Clapp Thwing, Harvard College (Class of 1837).
>
> Verbal Funderburk, Lakeland, Florida.
>
> Zoda Viola Klontz Gazola,.
>
> Dr. Zoltan Ovary, Gynecologist, New York Hospital, New York City.
>
> Abderazzaq S. Abdeulhafafeeth, Fitchburg, Massechusetts (Fitchburg
> Sentinel).
>
> Cashmere Tango Obedience, Agriculturist, Santa Cruz, California.
>
> Comfort & Safety Bottom, Sisters, Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan.
>
> Crystal Toot, President, Kansas State PTA.
>
> Cupid Rash, England (Western Morning News).
>
> Ecstacy Goon (Wisconsin Historical Society).
>
> Fang W. Wang, Mutual Fund Executive, New York City.
>
> Female Jones (University of Maryland Hospital. Such names are bestowed by
> hospitals in the absence of a parental decision.).
>
> Heidi Yum-Yum Gluck, Artist, Brooklyn, New York [Mr. Gluck, infatuated by
> Gilbert and Sullivan, also named his son Nanka, after Nanki-Poo, another
> character from The Mikado].
>
> Hilarius Fuchs, Continental Grain Company, New York City.
>
> Hogjaw Twaddle, Morris Harvey College (University of Charleston), WV
>
> If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebones,
> London, England [Set up first the fire insurance office in Britain. Changed
> his name to Nicholas Barbon].
>
> Prof. J. C. Beaglehole, [World authority on Captain Cook].
>
> John Hodge Opera House Centennial Gargling Oil Samuel J. Tilden Ten Brook,
> Olcott, New York [Born in 1876, the centennial year, and named in honour of
> John Hodge, who owned the Hodge Opera House, manufactured gargling oil, and
> supported the Presidential candidacy of Samual J. Tilden. His friends called
> him "Buck"].
>
> Pepsi Cola Atom-Bomb Washington, Upper Marlboro, Md [Youngest of twenty-two
> children].
>
> Lobelia Rugtwit Hildebiddle, Psychology Student, Occidental College, Los
> Angeles, California.
>
> Lovey Nookey Good, Texas State Health Department, Austin, Texas.
>
> Magdalena Babblejack (Macleans Magazine).
>
> Marmalade P. Vestibule, Door-to-door Firewood Salesman, Cambridge,
> Massachusetts.
>
> Offty Goofty Bowman, Shakespearean Actor, Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Milwaukee
> Standard).
>
> Solomon Gemorah, Brooklyn, New York.
>
> Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
>
> Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
>
> Zilpher Spittle [English parish record, Maclean's Magazine].
>
These all sound uncannily like the various names my various software
programs are registered under!
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Correspondent:: Champion Jack Codini
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2004 11:08:48 -0400
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On Fri, 22 Oct 2004 10:34:05 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
said:
>In article ,
>ghost wrote:
>
>> From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
>>
>> A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
>>
>===========
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>> Tarantula Turner, New Orleans, Louisiana.
>>
>> Vile Albert, St Johnsbury, Vermont.
>>
>> Zilpher Spittle [English parish record, Maclean's Magazine].
>>
>
>
>These all sound uncannily like the various names my various software
>programs are registered under!
Or you could pick a REALLY weird church name like .....Byron Werner
?
I'm going to cut the soles off of my shoes
climb a tree and learn how to play the flute
Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 20:06:43 GMT
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My fave is Dr. Madeupchurchname!
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 13:29:43 -0600
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ghost wrote:
> From "John Train's Book of Remarkable Names":
>
> A. A. A. D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay (London Times)
I am sure many kids like my brother and me looked through the phone book
for people with weird names to harass. The best we found in the Denver
phone book in the early sixties were
Virgil W. Purkeypile
Baroness Vladimir Khun von Poushental
Those names will stick with me for the rest of my life.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
"Tell the Queen I will call her back as soon as I have finished my tea."