Political Kook list update!

Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:18:57 +0900

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I was roaming around looking for more Democratic Party stuff
when I found this site, which then lists all the fringe parties,
including those who are too small and out on Uranus to field
candidates. Scroll down and check out the Green Libertarian Nazis!.
http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 14:45:27 GMT

Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 10:32:36 -0500

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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:18:57 +0900, Shining Path of Least Resistance
wrote:

>I was roaming around looking for more Democratic Party stuff
>when I found this site, which then lists all the fringe parties,
>including those who are too small and out on Uranus to field
>candidates. Scroll down and check out the Green Libertarian Nazis!.
>http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

Allow me to propose the Alien Overlord Party.

mini manifesto:

The Grand Premise: earth humans are behaviorally incapable of
peaceably governing themselves.

The Final Solution: Install an intimidating and impartial alien
overlord to preside over the governance of the earth's humans, until
such a time as the alien's kind come to destroy the earth and pick up
the subgenius chosen ones for their pleasure zoos.

~Salacia

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 15 Oct 2004 16:55:33 -0700

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HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote in message news:...

> The Final Solution: Install an intimidating and impartial alien
> overlord to preside over the governance of the earth's humans, until
> such a time as the alien's kind come to destroy the earth and pick up
> the subgenius chosen ones for their pleasure zoos.

Boy, you're gonna be one of the Deeply Surprised when you wake up in
Baptist Heaven, there's no sign of "Bob" or Stang or any of them
heathens, Jesus hands you a really big toilet brush, points at Jupiter
and says "Get to scrubbin'."

--

HellPope Huey
Worse than an Ewok with eczema

"Whaddaya got under the foil, Mr. Party Pooper?
Some party poop?"
- "King of the Hill"

In "Bob" we trust. All others pay cash --
as soon as possible and directly to me.
- Rev. AuntiKrist

Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 14:09:16 GMT

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"Shining Path of Least Resistance" wrote in message
news:pejvm0t771tcjmsoj4egkl06n4q9hf49tn@4ax.com...
> I was roaming around looking for more Democratic Party stuff
> when I found this site, which then lists all the fringe parties,
> including those who are too small and out on Uranus to field
> candidates. Scroll down and check out the Green Libertarian Nazis!.
> http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

By "bOB" it was great to see that the Prohibition Party is still around.
The wonderful people who brought jazz, gangsters and police corruption to
the fore. It brings a tear to my eye. Perhaps Rev. BeerGoogles will join
me in a toast to our Prohibitionist friends. Anyway I have to go, beer
festival downtown.

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 16:50:33 GMT

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Shining Path of Least Resistance wrote:
> I was roaming around looking for more Democratic Party stuff
> when I found this site, which then lists all the fringe parties,
> including those who are too small and out on Uranus to field
> candidates. Scroll down and check out the Green Libertarian Nazis!.
> http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

You know, I'm sure the guy who put this site together means well, but
listing serious and viable third parties with well-developed ideologies
(like the Greens, Libertarians, and Social Democrats) alongside kook
parties (like the Christian Falangists, the Nazis, and the Pansexual
Peace Party) isn't really doing much for democracy.

"Ha ha, look at these kooky fringe parties! Oops, time to go vote for
the Bonesman!"

Third parties will be the salvation of American democracy once electoral
reform is a reality, with the President and Congress selected by
publicly funded elections using instant runoff voting. Culling the
wheat from the chaff will be important.

A few of the parties who don't run candidates are neither small nor out
on Uranus, by the way. Democratic Socialists of America and Social
Democrats USA are good examples: they're both member parties of
Socialist International, which includes Labour in the UK, the NDP in
Canada, and 130-some other member parties worldwide.

Even though the mere mention of socialism is enough to make most
Americans shit their pants in terror, by global standards SI is quite
mainstream. They're social democrats, not Marxists.

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 17:06:55 GMT

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>Even though the mere mention of socialism is enough to make most
>Americans shit their pants in terror, by global standards SI is quite
>mainstream. They're social democrats, not Marxists.
>
>

I feel sorry for Karl marx.

All we wanted was all people to have an equal sahre of the burdon and the
rewards of sociaety.

He wanted free election, represenative government, equal protection under the
law, etc. All it took was a few wacko Russians to screw up his work.

Marx once looked up to the US as an imperfect example of his dream.

Now, the dream of Marx as well as many of the founding fathers is fadeing out.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 10:40:06 -0700

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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
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> >Even though the mere mention of socialism is enough to make most
> >Americans shit their pants in terror, by global standards SI is quite
> >mainstream. They're social democrats, not Marxists.
> >
> >
>
> I feel sorry for Karl marx.
>
> All we wanted was all people to have an equal sahre of the burdon and the
> rewards of sociaety.

That would be even more intelligible if you would SPELL CHECK.
>
> He wanted free election, represenative government, equal protection under the
> law, etc. All it took was a few wacko Russians to screw up his work.
>
> Marx once looked up to the US as an imperfect example of his dream.
>
> Now, the dream of Marx as well as many of the founding fathers is fadeing out.
>

Creating a Utopia with humans as its citizens is EXACTLY like trying to
build a cathedral out of rabbit turds. Mean violent rabbit turds who are
constantly robbing and murdering each other. Ultimately,
pre-technological humanity in small numbers is tribal, in medium numbers
is feudal, and in large numbers is fascist. Technological humanity can
ONLY be capitalist. It's a character issue - only one person in
hundreds even has an inner focus or an awareness of the value of ethical
action. The rest are primarily emotional reactionary, externally
identified with group or product allegiance.

Be honest with yourselves dear readers - what does YOUR prime motivator
more closely resemble:
"Let's all work together to make the world a better place."
OR
"I got mine, to hell with you."

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 10:55:38 -0700

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On Sun, 17 Oct 2004 10:40:06 -0700, nenslo wrote:

>"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>>
>> >Even though the mere mention of socialism is enough to make most
>> >Americans shit their pants in terror, by global standards SI is quite
>> >mainstream. They're social democrats, not Marxists.
>> >
>> >
>>
>> I feel sorry for Karl marx.
>>
>> All we wanted was all people to have an equal sahre of the burdon and the
>> rewards of sociaety.
>
>That would be even more intelligible if you would SPELL CHECK.
>>
>> He wanted free election, represenative government, equal protection under the
>> law, etc. All it took was a few wacko Russians to screw up his work.
>>
>> Marx once looked up to the US as an imperfect example of his dream.
>>
>> Now, the dream of Marx as well as many of the founding fathers is fadeing out.
>>
>
>Creating a Utopia with humans as its citizens is EXACTLY like trying to
>build a cathedral out of rabbit turds. Mean violent rabbit turds who are
>constantly robbing and murdering each other. Ultimately,
>pre-technological humanity in small numbers is tribal, in medium numbers
>is feudal, and in large numbers is fascist. Technological humanity can
>ONLY be capitalist. It's a character issue - only one person in
>hundreds even has an inner focus or an awareness of the value of ethical
>action. The rest are primarily emotional reactionary, externally
>identified with group or product allegiance.
>
>Be honest with yourselves dear readers - what does YOUR prime motivator
>more closely resemble:
>"Let's all work together to make the world a better place."
>OR
>"I got mine, to hell with you."

"I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to
be on the road an hour.
-- Steven Wright

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 18:23:29 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:

> "I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"

I agree with this post.

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 17:12:12 -0700

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
> Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > "I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"
>
> I agree with this post.

I got mine; I sure hope the shots clear it up.

--

HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
This church is like watching a 450-pound black waitress
breakdance nude in a wading pool filled with Crisco.

"Kerry works a crowd the same way
Frankenstein's monster worked villagers."
- Nick Gillespie

GLOBULAR WARMING IS HERE. IT'S THE DAY
AFTER THE DAY AFTER! YOU'RE NEXT! YOU'RE NEXT!
- Rev. Unclaimed Mysteries

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 18:06:51 -0700

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On 17 Oct 2004 17:12:12 -0700, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:

>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message news:...
>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>
>> > "I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"
>>
>> I agree with this post.
>
> I got mine; I sure hope the shots clear it up.

I got mine, I hope the neighbor doesn't notice it's missing.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Capt. Dobbs:
Men don't fall in love with girls like that!
Capt. Yossarian:
They always fall in love with girls like that.
Capt. Dobbs:
Ehh, one or the other.

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Oct 2004 22:55:52 GMT

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>>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message
>news:...
>>> Zapanaz wrote:
>>>
>>> > "I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"
>>>
>>> I agree with this post.
>>
>> I got mine; I sure hope the shots clear it up.
>
>I got mine, I hope the neighbor doesn't notice it's missing.

I got mine from the neighbor's 18 year old daughter

.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 18 Oct 2004 20:46:42 -0700

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mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in message news:<20041018185552.23542.00001998@mb-m18.aol.com>...
> >>Cardinal Vertigo wrote in message
> news:...
> >>> Zapanaz wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > "I got mine, NOW I will help you get yours"
> >>>
> >>> I agree with this post.
> >>
> >> I got mine; I sure hope the shots clear it up.
> >
> >I got mine, I hope the neighbor doesn't notice it's missing.
>
> I got mine from the neighbor's 18 year old daughter

That Ricardo Madgello assface got his from a bus station toilet seat.
Damned fool doesn't know a Porta-Potty from a Tootsie Roll Pop.

--

HellPope Huey
UFOs: said "Hello" or anal probe?

"Did everything taste purple for just a second?"
- "Futurama"

"This rates a 9.0 on my Weird-Stuff-O-Meter."
- "Men In Black"

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Oct 2004 22:54:27 GMT

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>Be honest with yourselves dear readers - what does YOUR prime motivator
>more closely resemble:
>"Let's all work together to make the world a better place."
>OR
>"I got mine, to hell with you."

I' got a bridge and some Florida Real Estate I will sell you!

Meet my partner, "Bob", he handles the finacials of the deal!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague