Pick-Up Lines Galore!
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 17:58:48 -0700
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Tony Cox wrote:
>
> Pick-Up Lines Galore! Hilarious 1
NENSLO REPLIES GALORE! FUCK YOU
>
> Nice legs....what time do they open?
Eat shit that's when.
>
> Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Do you work for STUPID FUCKING JACKASS?
>
> You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?
Yeah, YOUR ASS.
>
> I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you
> seen one?
Yeah, MURDERING YOU, you stupid jerk.
>
> I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.
Don't fight it, go ahead and kill yourself.
>
> Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I'm sorry too, for kicking you repeatedly in the groin.
>
> I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
What, LAUGHING?
>
> Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
Is that a hamburger on the front of your head or did I just rip your
fucking face off.
>
> You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You must be the stupid doctor because you're an idiot.
>
> I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
> thing you do with your tongue.
PBBBBBTTT!
>
> You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Fine. Go fuck yourself.
>
> You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Yeah, when do you stop being the stupidest fucking moron on earth?
>
> Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Wait a second and let me get my chainsaw started.
>
> Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Well I'm A BRICK IN THE FACE and REPEATED SHARP BLOWS ON THE SPINE, and
I'm what you deserve.
>
> My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?
MY friend wants to know if you will saw your stupid ugly head off with a
rusty spoon.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 22:30:03 -0500
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On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 17:58:48 -0700, nenslo wrote:
>Tony Cox wrote:
>>
>> Pick-Up Lines Galore! Hilarious 1
>
>NENSLO REPLIES GALORE! FUCK YOU
>
>>
>> Nice legs....what time do they open?
>
>Eat shit that's when.
>
>>
>> Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
>
>Do you work for STUPID FUCKING JACKASS?
>
>>
>> You've got 206 bones in your body, want 1 more?
>
>Yeah, YOUR ASS.
>
>>
>> I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a BIG BREASTED BED THRASHER, have you
>> seen one?
>
>Yeah, MURDERING YOU, you stupid jerk.
>>
>> I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest women on earth tonight.
>
>Don't fight it, go ahead and kill yourself.
>
>>
>> Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
>
>I'm sorry too, for kicking you repeatedly in the groin.
>
>>
>> I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
>
>What, LAUGHING?
>
>>
>> Is that a ladder in you stockings or the stairway to heaven?
>
>Is that a hamburger on the front of your head or did I just rip your
>fucking face off.
>
>>
>> You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
>
>You must be the stupid doctor because you're an idiot.
>
>>
>> I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
>> thing you do with your tongue.
>
>PBBBBBTTT!
>
>>
>> You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
>
>Fine. Go fuck yourself.
>
>>
>> You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
>
>Yeah, when do you stop being the stupidest fucking moron on earth?
>
>>
>> Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
>
>Wait a second and let me get my chainsaw started.
>
>>
>> Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
>
>Well I'm A BRICK IN THE FACE and REPEATED SHARP BLOWS ON THE SPINE, and
>I'm what you deserve.
>
>>
>> My friend wants to know if YOU think I'm cute?
>
>MY friend wants to know if you will saw your stupid ugly head off with a
>rusty spoon.
Errr...those would be from the "Put A Stop To
This Right Now: Book of Vulgar BrushOffs"