Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:18:55 -0700
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There is something you must have,
and it is not anything this world
can give you.
Nenslo is the One
who sat on the pot for your turds.
He is the One who paid
for the lunch of the whole world.
And he is the One who created the world.
As also he created our galaxy,
and the galactic walls beyond,
and the fabric of space and time.
And fabric softener as well.
He is creator of the universe;
creator of the heavens;
creator of all creation,
creator even of things not created,
and things which couldn't be created.
Nenslo is head of the church.
He is ruler of nations.
He is ruler of angels.
He is over all thrones and dominions,
all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
and all diameters.
Subject to him is also the darkness,
and hell, and death. Also
all rock bands that play songs
about hell and death.
Nenslo is with God and is God.
Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
He is without beginning and without end.
He is primarily middle however.
He is the One who gives eternal life.
He is the One who takes it away again.
No one can take his people out of his hand,
or his finger out of his nose.
He comes to live in all those
who put their trust in him for salvation.
He is the One you must have
to pass from death to life.
Trust him for your salvation,
and he will come to live in you.
He will punch big holes in the walls,
set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
window with a basketball, and leave a couch
in the front yard all winter.
Go ahead, trust him.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 02:48:07 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> There is something you must have,
> and it is not anything this world
> can give you.
>
> Nenslo is the One
> who sat on the pot for your turds.
> He is the One who paid
> for the lunch of the whole world.
> And he is the One who created the world.
> As also he created our galaxy,
> and the galactic walls beyond,
> and the fabric of space and time.
> And fabric softener as well.
> He is creator of the universe;
> creator of the heavens;
> creator of all creation,
> creator even of things not created,
> and things which couldn't be created.
>
> Nenslo is head of the church.
> He is ruler of nations.
> He is ruler of angels.
> He is over all thrones and dominions,
> all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
> and all diameters.
> Subject to him is also the darkness,
> and hell, and death. Also
> all rock bands that play songs
> about hell and death.
>
> Nenslo is with God and is God.
> Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
> He is without beginning and without end.
> He is primarily middle however.
> He is the One who gives eternal life.
> He is the One who takes it away again.
> No one can take his people out of his hand,
> or his finger out of his nose.
> He comes to live in all those
> who put their trust in him for salvation.
> He is the One you must have
> to pass from death to life.
> Trust him for your salvation,
> and he will come to live in you.
> He will punch big holes in the walls,
> set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
> of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
> window with a basketball, and leave a couch
> in the front yard all winter.
>
> Go ahead, trust him.
"König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV"
wrote in message
news:416DE8D0.6D984A58@Rununculus.org...
>
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
>> There is something you must have,
>> and it is not anything this world
>> can give you.
>>
>> Nenslo is the One
>> who sat on the pot for your turds.
>> He is the One who paid
>> for the lunch of the whole world.
>> And he is the One who created the world.
>> As also he created our galaxy,
>> and the galactic walls beyond,
>> and the fabric of space and time.
>> And fabric softener as well.
>> He is creator of the universe;
>> creator of the heavens;
>> creator of all creation,
>> creator even of things not created,
>> and things which couldn't be created.
>>
>> Nenslo is head of the church.
>> He is ruler of nations.
>> He is ruler of angels.
>> He is over all thrones and dominions,
>> all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
>> and all diameters.
>> Subject to him is also the darkness,
>> and hell, and death. Also
>> all rock bands that play songs
>> about hell and death.
>>
>> Nenslo is with God and is God.
>> Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
>> He is without beginning and without end.
>> He is primarily middle however.
>> He is the One who gives eternal life.
>> He is the One who takes it away again.
>> No one can take his people out of his hand,
>> or his finger out of his nose.
>> He comes to live in all those
>> who put their trust in him for salvation.
>> He is the One you must have
>> to pass from death to life.
>> Trust him for your salvation,
>> and he will come to live in you.
>> He will punch big holes in the walls,
>> set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
>> of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
>> window with a basketball, and leave a couch
>> in the front yard all winter.
>>
>> Go ahead, trust him.
>
> Vote for me, and get free beer&pretzels!
>
>
>
>
"nenslo" wrote in message
news:416DE20F.48609CC4@yahoox.com...
> There is something you must have,
> and it is not anything this world
> can give you.
>
> Nenslo is the One
> who sat on the pot for your turds.
> He is the One who paid
> for the lunch of the whole world.
> And he is the One who created the world.
> As also he created our galaxy,
> and the galactic walls beyond,
> and the fabric of space and time.
> And fabric softener as well.
> He is creator of the universe;
> creator of the heavens;
> creator of all creation,
> creator even of things not created,
> and things which couldn't be created.
>
> Nenslo is head of the church.
> He is ruler of nations.
> He is ruler of angels.
> He is over all thrones and dominions,
> all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
> and all diameters.
> Subject to him is also the darkness,
> and hell, and death. Also
> all rock bands that play songs
> about hell and death.
>
> Nenslo is with God and is God.
> Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
> He is without beginning and without end.
> He is primarily middle however.
> He is the One who gives eternal life.
> He is the One who takes it away again.
> No one can take his people out of his hand,
> or his finger out of his nose.
> He comes to live in all those
> who put their trust in him for salvation.
> He is the One you must have
> to pass from death to life.
> Trust him for your salvation,
> and he will come to live in you.
> He will punch big holes in the walls,
> set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
> of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
> window with a basketball, and leave a couch
> in the front yard all winter.
>
> Go ahead, trust him.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 20:51:54 -0700
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On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:18:55 -0700, nenslo wrote:
>There is something you must have,
>and it is not anything this world
>can give you.
>
>Nenslo is the One
>who sat on the pot for your turds.
>He is the One who paid
>for the lunch of the whole world.
>And he is the One who created the world.
>As also he created our galaxy,
>and the galactic walls beyond,
>and the fabric of space and time.
>And fabric softener as well.
>He is creator of the universe;
>creator of the heavens;
>creator of all creation,
>creator even of things not created,
>and things which couldn't be created.
>
>Nenslo is head of the church.
>He is ruler of nations.
>He is ruler of angels.
>He is over all thrones and dominions,
>all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
>and all diameters.
>Subject to him is also the darkness,
>and hell, and death. Also
>all rock bands that play songs
>about hell and death.
>
>Nenslo is with God and is God.
>Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
>He is without beginning and without end.
>He is primarily middle however.
>He is the One who gives eternal life.
>He is the One who takes it away again.
>No one can take his people out of his hand,
>or his finger out of his nose.
>He comes to live in all those
>who put their trust in him for salvation.
>He is the One you must have
>to pass from death to life.
>Trust him for your salvation,
>and he will come to live in you.
>He will punch big holes in the walls,
>set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
>of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
>window with a basketball, and leave a couch
>in the front yard all winter.
>
>Go ahead, trust him.
When vegetarians drink.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
- Emo
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:55:51 -0400
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In article <416DE20F.48609CC4@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> There is something you must have,
> and it is not anything this world
> can give you.
>
Nenslo, you should be writing for MAD Magazine! Anybody ever tell you
that? Well I'm telling you that right now. No shit, MAD would probably
hire you in an instant if you went and applied for a job there.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 14:52:55 GMT
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<< Nenslo, you should be writing for MAD Magazine!
Anybody ever tell you that? Well I'm telling you that
right now. No shit, MAD would probably hire you in
an instant if you went and applied for a job there.>>
What!? Did Alfred E. Neuman retire?
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 14 Oct 2004 14:04:10 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:416DE20F.48609CC4@yahoox.com:
> There is something you must have,
> and it is not anything this world
> can give you.
>
> Nenslo is the One
> who sat on the pot for your turds.
> He is the One who paid
> for the lunch of the whole world.
> And he is the One who created the world.
> As also he created our galaxy,
> and the galactic walls beyond,
> and the fabric of space and time.
> And fabric softener as well.
> He is creator of the universe;
> creator of the heavens;
> creator of all creation,
> creator even of things not created,
> and things which couldn't be created.
>
> Nenslo is head of the church.
> He is ruler of nations.
> He is ruler of angels.
> He is over all thrones and dominions,
> all heights and depths, all lengths and widths,
> and all diameters.
> Subject to him is also the darkness,
> and hell, and death. Also
> all rock bands that play songs
> about hell and death.
>
> Nenslo is with God and is God.
> Nenslo kicked God's ass and took names.
> He is without beginning and without end.
> He is primarily middle however.
> He is the One who gives eternal life.
> He is the One who takes it away again.
> No one can take his people out of his hand,
> or his finger out of his nose.
> He comes to live in all those
> who put their trust in him for salvation.
> He is the One you must have
> to pass from death to life.
> Trust him for your salvation,
> and he will come to live in you.
> He will punch big holes in the walls,
> set the carpet on fire, leave the sink full
> of dirty dishes for weeks, break the living room
> window with a basketball, and leave a couch
> in the front yard all winter.
>
> Go ahead, trust him.
Nenslo also thnks highly of himself.
He maketh the bile overfloweth.
Eardrums rupture and brains explode
at the merest utterance of a single Nensletic thought.
Fear not, for Nenslo is housebroken.
... barely.
Look not to Nenslo for tech advice,
That is what his underlings are for.
He is, however, creator of exquisite pies
and is therefore value-added.
Suffer not the little children unto Nenslo,
lest they become forever traumatized
and their flabbers well and truely ghasted.
You have been warned.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If someone asks if you are a God, say YES!!!" -- Dr. P. Venkman,
'Ghostbusters'
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 11:46:47 -0700
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
> He maketh the bile overfloweth.
That should be "He maketh the bile overflow" or "The bile overfloweth."
The "th" ending is simply another version of the "s" ending. So you
wouldn't say "He makes the bile overflows" unless you were actually
speaking of a thing called a "bile overflow" of which Nenslo were making
multiple copies. Hope this helps you not to be so GADDAMN IGNORANT in
the future.
Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show how cool
you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
A: NENSLO
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 14 Oct 2004 20:02:22 GMT
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nenslo wrote in news:416EC996.BD920FAE@yahoox.com:
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>>
>> He maketh the bile overfloweth.
>
> That should be "He maketh the bile overflow" or "The bile overfloweth."
> The "th" ending is simply another version of the "s" ending. So you
> wouldn't say "He makes the bile overflows" unless you were actually
> speaking of a thing called a "bile overflow" of which Nenslo were making
> multiple copies. Hope this helps you not to be so GADDAMN IGNORANT in
> the future.
>
So noted. I will rewire my brainpan as required.
>
> Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show how cool
> you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
>
> A: NENSLO
>
Hey kids! Want to be REALLY COOL!?? Bathe in LIQUID NITROGEN! Now THAT'S
cool!
Feh on being cool. I'd rather be warm.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 21:00:36 GMT
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"Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
news:Xns9582A346D56EBnunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> nenslo wrote in news:416EC996.BD920FAE@yahoox.com:
>
> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >>
> > Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show how
cool
> > you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
> >
> > A: NENSLO
> >
>
> Hey kids! Want to be REALLY COOL!?? Bathe in LIQUID NITROGEN! Now
THAT'S
> cool!
>
> Feh on being cool. I'd rather be warm.
>
You'll warm, baby. Warm in Hell from the lakes of fire. Dancing on the
Volcano! In the shadowless death!
Squonk!
--
ArWeFeverish
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 15 Oct 2004 11:46:36 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote in news:UNBbd.13148$nj.12323
@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:
> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> news:Xns9582A346D56EBnunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
>> nenslo wrote in news:416EC996.BD920FAE@yahoox.com:
>>
>> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>> >>
>> > Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show how
> cool
>> > you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
>> >
>> > A: NENSLO
>> >
>>
>> Hey kids! Want to be REALLY COOL!?? Bathe in LIQUID NITROGEN! Now
> THAT'S
>> cool!
>>
>> Feh on being cool. I'd rather be warm.
>>
> You'll warm, baby. Warm in Hell from the lakes of fire. Dancing on the
> Volcano! In the shadowless death!
> Squonk!
>
Well at least my feet will be toasty warm! I *hate* it when my feet get
cold!
Whoops. We're off topic... it's all about NENSLO, remember?
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 09:50:10 GMT
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"Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
news:Xns95834F34CC654nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.93...
> "ArWeGod" wrote in news:UNBbd.13148$nj.12323
> @newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:
>
> > "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> > news:Xns9582A346D56EBnunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> >> nenslo wrote in
news:416EC996.BD920FAE@yahoox.com:
> >>
> >> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> >> >>
> >> > Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show
how
> > cool
> >> > you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
> >> >
> >> > A: NENSLO
> >>
> >> Hey kids! Want to be REALLY COOL!?? Bathe in LIQUID NITROGEN! Now
> > THAT'S
> >> cool!
> >>
> >> Feh on being cool. I'd rather be warm.
> >>
> > You'll warm, baby. Warm in Hell from the lakes of fire. Dancing on
the
> > Volcano! In the shadowless death!
> > Squonk!
> >
>
> Well at least my feet will be toasty warm! I *hate* it when my feet
get
> cold!
>
> Whoops. We're off topic... it's all about NENSLO, remember?
Isn't EVERY thread REALLY about NENSLO? I mean, every time a newbie
types in all-caps, it's because of NENSLO. When a tree falls and there
is no NENSLO to hear it, does it make an annoying noise that sets your
teeth on edge?! When a butterfly flaps its NENSLO in Jamaica, does Bob
Marley turn over in his grave?!! When "Bob" plays poker with The
Fighting Jesus, don't they ante up a NENSLO?!!!
--
ArWeN-Wordy
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 13:43:33 GMT
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ArWeGod wrote:
> "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> news:Xns95834F34CC654nunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.93...
> > "ArWeGod" wrote in news:UNBbd.13148$nj.12323
> > @newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:
> >
> > > "Rev DJ Epoch" wrote in message
> > > news:Xns9582A346D56EBnunyabiznowaycom@129.250.170.91...
> > >> nenslo wrote in
> news:416EC996.BD920FAE@yahoox.com:
> > >>
> > >> > Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> > >> >>
> > >> > Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show
> how
> > > cool
> > >> > you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
> > >> >
> > >> > A: NENSLO
> > >>
> > >> Hey kids! Want to be REALLY COOL!?? Bathe in LIQUID NITROGEN! Now
> > > THAT'S
> > >> cool!
> > >>
> > >> Feh on being cool. I'd rather be warm.
> > >>
> > > You'll warm, baby. Warm in Hell from the lakes of fire. Dancing on
> the
> > > Volcano! In the shadowless death!
> > > Squonk!
> > >
> >
> > Well at least my feet will be toasty warm! I *hate* it when my feet
> get
> > cold!
> >
> > Whoops. We're off topic... it's all about NENSLO, remember?
>
> Isn't EVERY thread REALLY about NENSLO? I mean, every time a newbie
> types in all-caps, it's because of NENSLO. When a tree falls and there
> is no NENSLO to hear it, does it make an annoying noise that sets your
> teeth on edge?! When a butterfly flaps its NENSLO in Jamaica, does Bob
> Marley turn over in his grave?!! When "Bob" plays poker with The
> Fighting Jesus, don't they ante up a NENSLO?!!!
>
> --
> ArWeN-Wordy
It's like any other N-word;
thru overuse, it becomes meaningless!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 15:26:19 GMT
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The one WHAT, is the question. Its a big planet, despite appearances.
There are probably at least 50 other Nenslos we just don't know about.
Great breakfast thought, ain't it?
Nenslo is one of my heroes, which says some bad, BAD things about BOTH
of us. Stop reading this right now, before you are infected.
--
HellPope Huey
Southeastern distributor of Weltshmertz Cola,
for those who prefer their bitterness straight-up
with no lemon twist
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble
as when it foregoes revenge
and dares to forgive an injury.
- E. H. Chapin
When the dog eats the leftover pizza you're screwed.
When there's a nuclear war you're F**KED.
- Saint Joe Cosby
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 15:31:57 -0700
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> Q: What's the word for it when the thing you do to try to show how cool
> you are is the thing that proves you're an idiot?
> A: NENSLO
Are there t-shirts yet? Will the "O" have a likeness of Nenslo in it
to drive away mosquitoes and ticks and tax assessors and 7th-Day
Adventists and people who are more or less like Nenslo? I'll bet even
Martha Stewart would wear one if it was fashioned into a smock. Yes,
the legend NENSLO will even be emblazoned across the hot-pants-clad
asses of teasing teen nymphs Real Soon Now. Only 2.5 months until
XMess.
--
HellPope Huey
Once you've chosen Curmudgery as a primary Stoogely Art,
the Rollerball has already left the pneumatic tube
on its trek towards Society's cloaca
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West
Women and cats will do as they please;
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein