Need-to-Know Fact of the Day

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:23:18 GMT

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Very small doses of arsenic can clear bad skin and brighten the whites
of your eyes.

Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:33:08 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:

> Very small doses of arsenic can clear bad skin and brighten the whites
> of your eyes.

Hitler's doctor gave him small doses of arsenic
to counter chronic flatulence!

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 17 Oct 2004 03:28:09 -0700

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König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote in message news:<4171D9E3.54D0FD4@ranunculus.org>...
> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
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> > Very small doses of arsenic can clear bad skin and brighten the whites
> > of your eyes.
>
> Hitler's doctor gave him small doses of arsenic
> to counter chronic flatulence!

Then this group needs about a tablespoonful per hour. I love you all.

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