NISSY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Correspondent:: Sternodox
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 10:13:14 -0500
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Six Pence For Trilby
Once upon a time there was this one guy who thought that if he could
bring Hitler back from the dead and then get those two miniature slope
chicks to summon Mothra, that Mothra could give Hitler a ride to San
Francisco where he would turn into a homo and then transport him back
to Germany just before the Nazis took power so Hitler would start in
this national buttfucking program and save all the people from being
snuffed in the ovens and stuff. But when he turned on the machine that
was going to do this, instead of Hitler coming back from the dead he
came back but was still dead and a zombie. So Hitler tried to run out
the door of the guy's apartment but his legs were all rotting and stuff
and they fell off and his dick did too. So the guy picked up Hitler's
rotting, worm-ridden dick and ate half of it and put the other half in
the refrigerator to save for later. But the worms in Hitler's dick were
actually these aliens from another dimension whose goal was to invade
the Earth and use it for a spawning ground for their reprehensible
species and kill all the humans and eat their rectums for breakfast
because that was the only way they could nourish themselves in this
dimension. But the guy had accidentally drank battery acid and drano
just before he ate Hitler's dick so the worms all died but they
immediately came back as dickworm zombies that were TEN BILLION HUNDRED
times more powerful than they were before and only needed to eat one
human rectum to live for EIGHTY-EIGHT BILLION DOZEN eons. So the worms
all held a giant lottery in order to pick which human's rectum they
would eat and this one guy from Montana won the lottery but wasn't even
freaked out by it because he thought he would put LSD, cayenne pepper,
mustard gas and yak sperm on his rectum so it would poison the
dickworms. But when he did that and when the worms divided up his
rectum and ate it this particular combination of substances combined
together and created a synergistic effect on the worms' alien biology
and caused them to become even MORE powerful than they were before,
except that now they had to eat SIXTEEN BILLION THOUSAND rectums per
second just to survive. So the first guy they picked was that one guy
with the machine that brought Hitler back and so they slowly sawed the
guy's rectum out while he was still alive and started in eating it. But
then one of the dickworms got mad because some of his part of the guy's
rectum still had shit on it and that worm started in this giant war
with all the other worms. Then some of the worms decided that they
would only eat the rectums of dead homos that died in the act of being
buttfucked by GIANT PREHISTORIC SLOTHS, so they brought all the giant
sloths back from the olden days and turned them loose on all the homos,
but the homos all liked it and this ruined it for the dickworms so they
decided to destroy the Earth in retaliation. Then Hitler's rectum got
sucked into a BLACK HOLE and became SIXTY TRILLION BILLION HUNDRED
times more dense than all the rest of the matter in the universe and
caused the universe to implode, killing all the dickworms except one
who had a secret dimension to hide in that nobody else knew about that
he had methodically filled with people that were training to be HOMOS
but that weren't homos yet but suddenly turned into homos when the
dickworm started in buttfucking them with one of Hitler's fell off
legs. But then all the other dickworms came back to life by magic and
went to another universe that had another Earth exactly like this one
and captured all the humans and buttfucked them for TEN YEARS EACH with
cloned replicas of Hitler's DICK grafted to his LEG and then cut their
rectums out and ate them. But they ran out of humans eventually and
took to eating each others' rectums but they were poisonous and they
all died. And when the president found out about it he ordered this
entire town in Montana to eat their own shit in celebration.
The End
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 16:11:51 GMT
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In article <291020041013146898%killme@killme.com>,
Sternodox wrote:
> Six Pence For Trilby
>
> Once upon a time there was this one guy who thought that if he could
> bring Hitler back from the dead and then get those two miniature slope
> chicks to summon Mothra, that Mothra could give Hitler a ride to San
> Francisco where he would turn into a homo and then transport him back
> to Germany just before the Nazis took power so Hitler would start in
> this national buttfucking program and save all the people from being
> snuffed in the ovens and stuff.
~~~~
Tsk tsk, all this buttfucking talk is enough to make ya think "Bob" is
secretely CATHOLIC. Everyone KNOWS Mothra is Buddhist and would NEVER
give a Nazi a ride anywhere. That goddamned four-faced leather-studded
altered-boy closet Toho-homo blather makes my asshole crave a dip of
snuff.
--
HellPope Huey
Pat Robertson should be made to wear
living wolverines as leg warmers.
The Future is coming out of the wall
a few inches above the toilet.
- Rev. Glassgnost
"I am haunted by waters."
- "A River Runs Through It"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:26:43 GMT
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Sternodox wrote:
> Six Pence For Trilby
>
> Once upon a time there was this one guy who thought that if he could
> bring Hitler back from the dead and then get those two miniature slope
> chicks to summon Mothra, that Mothra could give Hitler a ride to San
> Francisco where he would turn into a homo and then transport him back
> to Germany just before the Nazis took power so Hitler would start in
> this national buttfucking program and save all the people from being
> snuffed in the ovens and stuff. But when he turned on the machine that
> was going to do this, instead of Hitler coming back from the dead he
> came back but was still dead and a zombie. So Hitler tried to run out
> the door of the guy's apartment but his legs were all rotting and stuff
> and they fell off and his dick did too. So the guy picked up Hitler's
> rotting, worm-ridden dick and ate half of it and put the other half in
> the refrigerator to save for later. But the worms in Hitler's dick were
> actually these aliens from another dimension whose goal was to invade
> the Earth and use it for a spawning ground for their reprehensible
> species and kill all the humans and eat their rectums for breakfast
> because that was the only way they could nourish themselves in this
> dimension. But the guy had accidentally drank battery acid and drano
> just before he ate Hitler's dick so the worms all died but they
> immediately came back as dickworm zombies that were TEN BILLION HUNDRED
> times more powerful than they were before and only needed to eat one
> human rectum to live for EIGHTY-EIGHT BILLION DOZEN eons. So the worms
> all held a giant lottery in order to pick which human's rectum they
> would eat and this one guy from Montana won the lottery but wasn't even
> freaked out by it because he thought he would put LSD, cayenne pepper,
> mustard gas and yak sperm on his rectum so it would poison the
> dickworms. But when he did that and when the worms divided up his
> rectum and ate it this particular combination of substances combined
> together and created a synergistic effect on the worms' alien biology
> and caused them to become even MORE powerful than they were before,
> except that now they had to eat SIXTEEN BILLION THOUSAND rectums per
> second just to survive. So the first guy they picked was that one guy
> with the machine that brought Hitler back and so they slowly sawed the
> guy's rectum out while he was still alive and started in eating it. But
> then one of the dickworms got mad because some of his part of the guy's
> rectum still had shit on it and that worm started in this giant war
> with all the other worms. Then some of the worms decided that they
> would only eat the rectums of dead homos that died in the act of being
> buttfucked by GIANT PREHISTORIC SLOTHS, so they brought all the giant
> sloths back from the olden days and turned them loose on all the homos,
> but the homos all liked it and this ruined it for the dickworms so they
> decided to destroy the Earth in retaliation. Then Hitler's rectum got
> sucked into a BLACK HOLE and became SIXTY TRILLION BILLION HUNDRED
> times more dense than all the rest of the matter in the universe and
> caused the universe to implode, killing all the dickworms except one
> who had a secret dimension to hide in that nobody else knew about that
> he had methodically filled with people that were training to be HOMOS
> but that weren't homos yet but suddenly turned into homos when the
> dickworm started in buttfucking them with one of Hitler's fell off
> legs. But then all the other dickworms came back to life by magic and
> went to another universe that had another Earth exactly like this one
> and captured all the humans and buttfucked them for TEN YEARS EACH with
> cloned replicas of Hitler's DICK grafted to his LEG and then cut their
> rectums out and ate them. But they ran out of humans eventually and
> took to eating each others' rectums but they were poisonous and they
> all died. And when the president found out about it he ordered this
> entire town in Montana to eat their own shit in celebration.
>
> The End
See? This is why there is the Republican-Democrat
two-party system in America today! The average brain
just cannot handle this many variables!
Correspondent:: "BEN"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 03:48:42 +1000
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"Sternodox" wrote in message
news:291020041013146898%killme@killme.com...
> Six Pence For Trilby
>
is this faux bad-preteen or genuine bad-preteen?
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
ho chi went to IOU and fucked the dean
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 17:57:01 GMT
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BEN wrote:
> "Sternodox" wrote in message
> news:291020041013146898%killme@killme.com...
> > Six Pence For Trilby
> >
>
> is this faux bad-preteen or genuine bad-preteen?
>
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> ho chi went to IOU and fucked the dean
Trilby Hypnotized by Svengali
http://www.mtholyoke.edu/courses/rschwart/hist255/bohem/ttrilby.html
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 09:55:26 -0400
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In article <41828286$0$21945$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>, BEN
wrote:
> "Sternodox" wrote in message
> news:291020041013146898%killme@killme.com...
> > Six Pence For Trilby
> >
>
> is this faux bad-preteen or genuine bad-preteen?
>
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> ho chi went to IOU and fucked the dean
>
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