I was busy readjusting the stick in my ass.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 17:36:22 -0700
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You can always tell the poseurs from the serious bullies. The former
are rather ashamed when you point out their stick and will try to hide
it; the latter will get belligerent, whip around and try to hit you
with. I'm in the SubGenioid middle: I offer kids rides on mine.
--
HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."
"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"
FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 13:22:46 +1000
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> You can always tell the poseurs from the serious bullies. The former
> are rather ashamed when you point out their stick and will try to hide
> it; the latter will get belligerent, whip around and try to hit you
> with. I'm in the SubGenioid middle: I offer kids rides on mine.
i hitched mine to a little two-wheeled trailer. you know, the golf-bag
variety. i keep my collection of William S Burroughs paperbacks and
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comics in it. oh, and a carafe of iced
water, just in case.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 11 Oct 2004 07:21:01 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote in message news:<2suchaF1olng1U1@uni-berlin.de>...
> i hitched mine to a little two-wheeled trailer. you know, the golf-bag
> variety.
I hitched mine to a semi and pulled it 200 feet on "Celebrity
Sphincter Challenge." However, the feds took all but $50 of the cash
prize away in gift taxes. I only had enough left to buy a new stick.
If I had a gun that created tumors when you pulled the trigger, those
bastards would all look like John Carpenter's version of Boobahs now.
A man can't even enjoy his stick in peace.
--
HellPope Huey
Suddenly,
she let out a sharp shriek
which fractured her ceramic rooster.
I've been in 50 car accidents this year.
I sure wish others would learn how to drive.
- Baldin Pramer
"Its like little shards of Heaven."
- "Frasier"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Oct 2004 16:55:10 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410101636.63ee5924@posting.google.com:
> You can always tell the poseurs from the serious bullies. The former
> are rather ashamed when you point out their stick and will try to hide
> it; the latter will get belligerent, whip around and try to hit you
> with. I'm in the SubGenioid middle: I offer kids rides on mine.
>
You better damn well have OSHA-approved saftey rails on that damn stick or
you're inviting a supoena from Dewey, Cheatham and Howe. Trust me on this,
they chase ass-draggin sticks in greater numbers than you'd find them
bogarting the exhaust pipe on an ambulance
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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