Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 10:43:09 -0700
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the
southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear
to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to
the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ...
and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding
heavily, was now out of danger.
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
>
> BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
> chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
> Rompres news agency said Monday.
I've heard of choking your chicken but this is ridiculous.
Correspondent:: fungus Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 22:24:25 +0200
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
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> BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
> chicken's neck, cut it off and
>
Lesson: Always choke, never cut...
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fungus
"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Mon, 04 Oct 2004 22:58:16 GMT
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410040943.2c60aaeb@posting.google.com...
> Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
>
> BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
> chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
> Rompres news agency said Monday.
> It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the
> southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear
> to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
> "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to
> the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ...
> and the dog rushed and ate it."
> Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding
> heavily, was now out of danger.
>
> I know you are all so glad he is okay.
They didn't saw he was OK. They said he was out of danger. No AIDS
problem here. No fear of getting the wife pregnant. No risk of getting
caught with an intern.
Out of danger.
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ArWeDangerous
Correspondent:: robby662@hotmail.com (Spent)
Date: 4 Oct 2004 20:06:21 -0700
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"ArWeGod" wrote in message news:...
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0410040943.2c60aaeb@posting.google.com...
> > Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
> >
> > BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
> > chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
> > Rompres news agency said Monday.
> > It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the
> > southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear
> > to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
> > "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to
> > the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ...
> > and the dog rushed and ate it."
> > Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding
> > heavily, was now out of danger.
> >
> > I know you are all so glad he is okay.
>
> They didn't saw he was OK. They said he was out of danger. No AIDS
> problem here. No fear of getting the wife pregnant. No risk of getting
> caught with an intern.
>
> Out of danger.
I bet he was getting freaky with Rover and Rover took over and chewed
his bone.
Any real man would let a freaking rooster blast in his ear with a
10000 watt mega phone before they would go anywhere near the the ol
tube snake with a knife. lick lick CHOMP!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 11:27:37 +1000
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> I know you are all so glad he is okay.
*ahem*
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," he said.
to paraphrase Douglas Adams, this must be a use of the word "okay" which
i was unaware of.
Correspondent:: soylent_purple@hotmail.com (Roy. Just Roy.)
Date: 7 Oct 2004 13:30:40 -0700
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in message news:<8cc8cffc.0410040943.2c60aaeb@posting.google.com>...
> Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
>
> BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a
> chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state
> Rompres news agency said Monday.
This old man, woke at six
He rushed out and cut his dick
With a knick knack paddy whack
His dog ate up his bone
This old man came screaming home