Correspondent:: Ben Sisson Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 01:36:30 GMT
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ZOOGZRIFT@hotmail.com (ZOOGZ RIFT):
>http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
"A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of
Dick Cheney."
MTFO
--
Irate Customer: "You don't have very good customer service!"
The Gord: "I'm a reflection of that I'm forced to deal with. You aren't a very good customer."
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 00:03:09 GMT
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>ZOOGZRIFT@hotmail.com (ZOOGZ RIFT):
>
>>http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
>
>"A vote for Kerry is a vote to die in your own bed at the hands of
>Dick Cheney."
>
>MTFO
I have said it before and I'll say it again. When The Onion headlines become
news in 6 months, it a sure sign of the endtimes(tm)
I also liked the Horoscopes this week.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 01:42:28 GMT
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"ZOOGZ RIFT" wrote in message
news:a9e511c9.0410121712.3accf2bb@posting.google.com...
> http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
Just ask Joe Wilson what happens if you cross these boys.
"Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello" wrote
in message news:gK%ad.4015$Rp4.1947@trnddc01...
> TOO LATE!
>
>
> America Died in 1931 when the banks bought it off.
>
> Since then America is a sham deal gone sour.
>
>
>
>
> "ZOOGZ RIFT" wrote in message
> news:a9e511c9.0410121712.3accf2bb@posting.google.com...
> > http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
>
>
Yes, our situation has been a long time coming.
BUT...
It's not too late. When John Kerry wins, I plan to put pressure on him and
his administration to return us to the vision of America that I was raised
on.
THAT is what we, as citizens must do. When Kerry wins, that's just the
beginning. Just like when you get a black belt... that is when the serious
training starts.
We are responsible. We are responsible for ALL OF IT. We must take
(as they say in AA) a fearless moral inventory of who we are.
Only then can we return to a time of hope and finally live up to our
Constitution.
Finally.
"Bobby Q. Polk" wrote in message
news:Wy0bd.248968$3l3.248718@attbi_s03...
>
>
> "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
> wrote
> in message news:gK%ad.4015$Rp4.1947@trnddc01...
>> TOO LATE!
>>
>>
>> America Died in 1931 when the banks bought it off.
>>
>> Since then America is a sham deal gone sour.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "ZOOGZ RIFT" wrote in message
>> news:a9e511c9.0410121712.3accf2bb@posting.google.com...
>> > http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4041
>>
>>
>
> Yes, our situation has been a long time coming.
>
> BUT...
>
> It's not too late. When John Kerry wins, I plan to put pressure on him and
> his administration to return us to the vision of America that I was raised
> on.
>
> THAT is what we, as citizens must do. When Kerry wins, that's just the
> beginning. Just like when you get a black belt... that is when the
> serious
> training starts.
>
> We are responsible. We are responsible for ALL OF IT. We must take
> (as they say in AA) a fearless moral inventory of who we are.
>
> Only then can we return to a time of hope and finally live up to our
> Constitution.
> Finally.
>
> Can you imagine it? Me too.
>
>
And when we vote the stupid-ass Demolicans AND Republicrats
DUH fuck out of Multi-National Corporate TAKE-OVER of DUMBerica.
What Next?
Send me guns, lawyers, and money?
I THINK KNOTTED POISON IVY
best solution...
No solution...?
BORE ME SOME MORE ROOTED BEGGARS!
Correspondent:: EggBird Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 07:01:12 GMT
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"Bobby Q. Polk" wrote in
news:Wy0bd.248968$3l3.248718@attbi_s03:
> "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
>>
>> America Died in 1931 when the banks bought it off.
>
> It's not too late. When John Kerry wins, I plan to put pressure on
> him and his administration to return us to the vision of America
> that I was raised on.
>
> Can you imagine it? Me too.
"My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you: Ask
what you can do for your country."
"EggBird" wrote in message
news:Xns958132A8D11izzywidjabommerific@216.148.227.77...
>
> "My fellow Americans,
> ask not what your country can do for you:
> Ask what you can do for your country."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 13 Oct 2004 09:26:02 -0700
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EggBird wrote in message news:...
> "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you: Ask
> what you can do for your country."
I can play a BITCHIN' game of Calvinball in the buff while signing
"Tropical Hot Dog Night" at the top of my insane muthafuckin' lungs.
I'll bet a tape of that would make a little money that I could send to
Our Boys in Iraq in the form of boredom-battling comic books, AA
batteries for CD/MP3 players, files from "The Island of Living Puke"
for their amusement, 3-D WWF promo pics the gay soldiers can wank
over, finely-grained hairnets and bags of rubber bands so they can tie
them over the ends and protect their gun barrels' innards from sand, a
constant problem and possibly a life-threatening one in the field.
Also, they need some heavy-duty rubber bands because there is no
option for penguin bondage in the desert, only lizard bondage.
So in short, I could peddle my ass for Freedom directly by aiding the
people with their own asses on the line. USA! USA! USA!
--
HellPope Huey
I'm drooling RIGHT NOW.
I have back problems because I have to sit at an odd angle
to accomodate my drool bucket as I type.
Just keep a towel handy and STAY HYDRATED, that's MY motto.
"Please don't leave me to my devices;
my devices left me here."
- Kevin Kerby of Mulehead
All phone calls are obscene.
- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0410130826.28711d16@posting.google.com...
> EggBird wrote in message
> news:...
>
>> "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you: Ask
>> what you can do for your country."
>
> I can play a BITCHIN' game of Calvinball in the buff while signing
> "Tropical Hot Dog Night" at the top of my insane muthafuckin' lungs.