Home State Fun (Ohio swing voter lost?)
Correspondent:: "proscenium protasis"
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:48:22 -0400
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" McMullen's parents told police he had threatened
to kill his mother, and was trying to attack her with
his hooks. McMullen's father tried to fend off his
son by hitting him with a board, then locked him
outside the house after calling 911, police Lt.
Sylvia Trundle said."
"McMullen's parents told police their son lost his
hands and arms up to his elbows in 1996.
After being stopped for a traffic violation by
West Virginia state troopers and leading authorities
on a five-mile chase, McMullen eventually got
out of his car in and detonated a grenade he was
holding in his hands."
(a pity he didn't have it wedged in his crotch while he was stopped in '96)
"Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor" wrote in
message news:39mcn0p2h36b47l9c8bunvjll1dpshp32a@4ax.com...
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> It's too bad the media protrays Ohio as infinitely bland when we have
> things like this going on:
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> http://www.10tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2449299&nav=LUERS9R6
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> http://www.10tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2453591
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> http://www.10tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=2449203
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> Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
Correspondent:: Nate Nagel
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:59:59 -0400
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proscenium protasis wrote:
>
> " McMullen's parents told police he had threatened
> to kill his mother, and was trying to attack her with
> his hooks. McMullen's father tried to fend off his
> son by hitting him with a board, then locked him
> outside the house after calling 911, police Lt.
> Sylvia Trundle said."
>
> "McMullen's parents told police their son lost his
> hands and arms up to his elbows in 1996.
> After being stopped for a traffic violation by
> West Virginia state troopers and leading authorities
> on a five-mile chase, McMullen eventually got
> out of his car in and detonated a grenade he was
> holding in his hands."
>
> (a pity he didn't have it wedged in his crotch while he was stopped in '96)
Do you really think someone with such a winning personality has bred?
nate
(oh, wait, there's still women willing to sleep with me... never mind...)
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Correspondent:: Frank McConnell
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:21:18 -0700
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Nate Nagel wrote:
> proscenium protasis wrote:
>> "McMullen's parents told police their son lost his
>> hands and arms up to his elbows in 1996.
>> After being stopped for a traffic violation by
>> West Virginia state troopers and leading authorities
>> on a five-mile chase, McMullen eventually got
>> out of his car in and detonated a grenade he was
>> holding in his hands."
>> (a pity he didn't have it wedged in his crotch while he was stopped
>> in '96)
>
> Do you really think someone with such a winning personality has bred?
Those who were reading a.t in 2001 may remember the catchy phrase TWIN
DORRANCE #5X STAINLESS STEEL HOOKS. Some twenty-something woman
desired greatly to have both arms amputated below the elbow so she
could have and use her very own set, and she and her boyfriend had put
together some web pages about it in Geocities. Gone now though.
Wonder if she got chopped, and if she and her boyfriend are still so
into it?
ObT: two bits in today's Peninsula section of the San Jose Mercury
News. (1) Mountain lion sightings in a Palo Alto residential
neighborhood some ways from the hills around 0100 Tuesday. One of the
residents notes that a 90-pound mountain lion has five pounds on his
12-year-old son! (2) Letter in the op-ed section from a Santa Clara
resident, expressing a desire for predators to Do Something about
squirrels and those nasty crows that carry West Nile virus.
This reader can't help but think that the West Nile virus will take
care of the crows soon enough; but predators for Palo Alto teenagers
are in danger of being hunted down by Palo Alto Police, with the
mountain lion sort then to be mourned by the more impressionable
adults.
-Frank McConnell
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 21 Oct 2004 07:19:27 -0700
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Frank McConnell wrote in message news:...
> ObT: two bits in today's Peninsula section of the San Jose Mercury
> News. (1) Mountain lion sightings in a Palo Alto residential
> neighborhood some ways from the hills around 0100 Tuesday. One of the
> residents notes that a 90-pound mountain lion has five pounds on his
> 12-year-old son! (2) Letter in the op-ed section from a Santa Clara
> resident, expressing a desire for predators to Do Something about
> squirrels and those nasty crows that carry West Nile virus.
>>>This reader can't help but think that the West Nile virus will take
> care of the crows soon enough; but predators for Palo Alto teenagers
> are in danger of being hunted down by Palo Alto Police, with the
> mountain lion sort then to be mourned by the more impressionable
> adults.
Its hard not to have a warm spot in your heart for something that
could easily mangle and eat a teenager. That goes for the lions as
well as the police.
I KNEW there was a cure for little creeps who played Linkin Park at
contact-lens-shattering volumes; it simply hadn't occurred to me that
that it would be actual predators. Allah akbar!
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Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 23:50:48 -0700
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Nate Nagel wrote:
> proscenium protasis wrote:
>
>>
>> " McMullen's parents told police he had threatened
>> to kill his mother, and was trying to attack her with
>> his hooks. McMullen's father tried to fend off his
>> son by hitting him with a board, then locked him
>> outside the house after calling 911, police Lt.
>> Sylvia Trundle said."
>>
>> "McMullen's parents told police their son lost his
>> hands and arms up to his elbows in 1996.
>> After being stopped for a traffic violation by
>> West Virginia state troopers and leading authorities
>> on a five-mile chase, McMullen eventually got
>> out of his car in and detonated a grenade he was
>> holding in his hands."
>>
>> (a pity he didn't have it wedged in his crotch while he was stopped in
>> '96)
>
>
> Do you really think someone with such a winning personality has bred?
>
> nate
>
> (oh, wait, there's still women willing to sleep with me... never mind...)
>
Asshole.. That was my reply. We were separated at birth. Yeah, yeah,
fuck you... I got the millions!