Hell House 2004
Correspondent:: "Supreme Dalek"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 16:46:54 -0400
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The theme for this year's Landover Baptist Hell House
is, "John Kerry's Bloodcurdling Agenda For America."
The event will take place at the Landover Baptist
Creation Science Zoo from October 15 - November 2.
Participants will be guided into different areas where
they will be exposed to the horrifying reality of what
America would be like, if by some hellish
miracle, John Kerry were to become President of the USA.
The Landover Baptist Youth Group has seven areas
planned for the event. A summary of each area can
be found below.
Area #1 - Sodomy 101 - Elderly Actors will portray a
different-gender couple enjoying their twilight years in
a lovely restricted suburban gated subdivision.
Area #2 - Weapons of Mass Destruction - Participants will be thrust
into a scene made to look like the deserted streets of Baghdad, right
after President Kerry removes all of the U.S. troops.
Area #3 - Purple Hearts for Everyone! - Children are lined up to
be vaccinated - now that Democrats are in power, 80% of all
public school children have gonorrhea.
Area #4 - Christians in Jail - Children will enter a jailhouse filled
with white Christian men, praying quietly while being sodomized
with relish by male security guards that all look like Janet Reno.
Area #5 - Picking Stem Cells - The Landover Baptist Nursery School
has agreed to provide over 200 infants on six separate evenings for
this exciting demonstration....
Area #6 - The French Invasion - Participants will enter a large
outdoor cafe area. They will witness groups of very pale people
sipping acrid coffee, smoking unfiltered cigarettes, wearing
goatees...etc
Area # 7 - There goes the NeighborHOOD! - Participants will
be introduced to the harsh reality of Puerto Rican and Mexican
gangs roaming free throughout Iowa...
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