Helium Poop.
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 12:35:41 -0000

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I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
pound. What's up with that?


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 12:46:14 GMT

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Check your ass for a big wad of toilet paper.


Correspondent:: SubGenius Spice
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 15:24:27 GMT

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In alt.slack, phy was all like...

:: I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
:: pound. What's up with that?


the recoil has caused your colon to compress and become more dense. your
butt might be turning into a black hole. nifty.











Correspondent:: Scott Burley
Date: Sun, 03 Oct 2004 00:53:59 GMT

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On 02 Oct 2004, SubGenius Spice offered up this insight:

> In alt.slack, phy was all like...
>
>:: I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
>:: pound. What's up with that?
>
>
> the recoil has caused your colon to compress and become more dense. your
> butt might be turning into a black hole. nifty.

YEAH BUT!! the scale does not account for volume, only the gravitational
pull of the earth. The density of his butt is irrelevant in this case.
However, his rectum would indeed have an increased amount of pull per
volume, meaning any attempts at groping could be excused with a "Sorry, you
have an attractive butt except its ok because it's a different kind of
attractive."

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Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 16:30:52 +0100

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On Sat, 02 Oct 2004 12:35:41 -0000, in reply to phy
:

>I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
>pound. What's up with that?

Helium poop.



Correspondent:: Marc Goodman
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 15:48:50 GMT

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phy wrote:
> I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
> pound. What's up with that?

Moron! You're supposed to use the _scale_ to weigh yoursef!
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Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 10:53:10 -0700

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phy wrote:
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> I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
> pound. What's up with that?

Don't suck, blow.


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 2 Oct 2004 17:23:26 -0700

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> phy wrote:
> >
> > I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
> > pound. What's up with that?

The cat had his thumb on the scale. Put the little bastard in the
toilet and flush it about 20 times. He'll get the message; after all,
he's not a SUBGENIUS who requires 10,000 or anything.

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Correspondent:: _Schwann_ <___schwann___@@%webtrance.co.za>
Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 03:46:50 +0200

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In article <415EEB06.FD02A0D7@yahoox.com>, nenslo@yahoox.com says...
> phy wrote:
> >
> > I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
> > pound. What's up with that?
>
> Don't suck, blow.
>

lol


Correspondent:: Scott Burley
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 04:25:46 GMT

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On 02 Oct 2004, _Schwann_ offered up this insight:

> In article <415EEB06.FD02A0D7@yahoox.com>, nenslo@yahoox.com says...
>> phy wrote:
>> >
>> > I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
>> > pound. What's up with that?
>>
>> Don't suck, blow.
>>
>
> lol

No kidding! I Lick Old Lepers too! With tortilla chips, sometimes!

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Correspondent:: _Schwann_ <___schwann___@@%webtrance.co.za>
Date: Sun, 3 Oct 2004 03:45:50 +0200

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In article ,
phy00x@yahoo.com says...
> I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
> pound. What's up with that?
>

you're still full of shit?


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 03 Oct 2004 02:01:08 GMT

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>I just weighed myself before and after using the toilet and I gained a
>pound. What's up with that?
>

Did you shit on the scale?


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