HA HA HA
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 01 Oct 2004 23:29:21 -0700
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Subject: BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I named mine
"Diarrhea". Now "Diarrhea" has been very embarrassing to me. When I
went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I
would like to have a license for Diarrhea. He said, "So would I".
Then I said "But this is a dog". He said that looks aren't everything.
Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Diarrhea since I
was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog along.
I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
special room for Diarrhea. He said that every room in the place was
for
Diarrhea. I said "You don't understand. Diarrhea keeps me awake at
night".
The clerk said, "Me too".
One day I entered Diarrhea in a contest, but before the competition
began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked my why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Diarrhea in
the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Diarrhea on
TV".
He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Diarrhea before I was married".
The Judge said, "Same here". Then I told him that after I was married
Diarrhea left me. He said, "Me, too".
Last night Diarrhea ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for
him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said, "I'm looking for Diarrhea".
My case comes up Monday.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 04:49:55 -0700
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In article <415E4AC0.3F521C04@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Subject: BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
>
>
>
> BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
>
> Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I named mine
> "Diarrhea". Now "Diarrhea" has been very embarrassing to me. When I
> went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I
> would like to have a license for Diarrhea. He said, "So would I".
> Then I said "But this is a dog". He said that looks aren't everything.
> Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Diarrhea since I
> was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
>
> When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog along.
> I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
> special room for Diarrhea. He said that every room in the place was
> for
> Diarrhea. I said "You don't understand. Diarrhea keeps me awake at
> night".
> The clerk said, "Me too".
>
> One day I entered Diarrhea in a contest, but before the competition
> began,
> the dog ran away. Another contestant asked my why I was just standing
> there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Diarrhea in
> the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.
> "But you don't understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Diarrhea on
> TV".
> He called me a show-off.
>
> When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
> of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Diarrhea before I was married".
>
> The Judge said, "Same here". Then I told him that after I was married
> Diarrhea left me. He said, "Me, too".
>
> Last night Diarrhea ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
> for
> him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
> alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said, "I'm looking for Diarrhea".
>
> My case comes up Monday.
Like I said....
pb
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 10:52:03 -0700
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polar bear wrote:
>
> In article <415E4AC0.3F521C04@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > Subject: BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
> >
> >
> >
> > BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU NAME YOUR DOG!
> >
> > Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I named mine
> > "Diarrhea". Now "Diarrhea" has been very embarrassing to me. When I
> > went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the Clerk I
> > would like to have a license for Diarrhea. He said, "So would I".
> > Then I said "But this is a dog". He said that looks aren't everything.
> > Then I said "You don't understand. I've had Diarrhea since I
> > was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.
> >
> > When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog along.
> > I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a
> > special room for Diarrhea. He said that every room in the place was
> > for
> > Diarrhea. I said "You don't understand. Diarrhea keeps me awake at
> > night".
> > The clerk said, "Me too".
> >
> > One day I entered Diarrhea in a contest, but before the competition
> > began,
> > the dog ran away. Another contestant asked my why I was just standing
> > there looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Diarrhea in
> > the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.
> > "But you don't understand", I said. "I had hoped to have Diarrhea on
> > TV".
> > He called me a show-off.
> >
> > When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
> > of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Diarrhea before I was married".
> >
> > The Judge said, "Same here". Then I told him that after I was married
> > Diarrhea left me. He said, "Me, too".
> >
> > Last night Diarrhea ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
> > for
> > him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this
> > alley at 4 o'clock in the morning? I said, "I'm looking for Diarrhea".
> >
> > My case comes up Monday.
>
> Like I said....
>
USUALLY. LOOK IT UP.