Forewarning
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 00:05:46 GMT
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I'm sad tonight. This may result in a posting frenzy. You have been warned.
--
If Buddha were alive today, he'd kill himself.
-KDetal
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2004 00:43:55 GMT
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KD et al wrote:
> I'm sad tonight. This may result in a posting frenzy. You have been warned.
> --
> If Buddha were alive today, he'd kill himself.
> -KDetal
>
Ha! You think you got it goin' on?
Let me tell you!
CMH, no! Not Congressional Medal of Honor,
but Community Mental Health!
We got a residential nuthouse just down the
street, and there are overmedicated loonies
prancing about with their panties pulled up
their butt-cracks like they fucking own the
place.
So, today--I'm going out to do my bidniz,
and I run into a 40-yr old woman who is talking
and acting like she is 14 and got low milage.
She says that she's going to the local crab
house to get some crabs for her boyfriend,
who's coming to visit tomorrow. Ok. So,
I tell her that I'm going to the Oriental Mkt.
and they got live crabs a lot cheaper. So, we
get to the Oriental Mkt. they got live crabs
$2.99 a lb and we get a couple of pounds, but
then she starts yodelling on about how she's
a veggie and I got to do her dirty work for her
so OK. Then, since she's getting these crabs for
her boyfriend, I ask her, offhand is your boyfriend
a White guy? No, he's Black. (How did I guess this!?!?)
So, then I ask, "Is he retarded?" And she says,
"Oh, no! He's a half-wit! But he's had his half-wit
gland removed!" and points at her forehead.
Your tax-dollar at work!
The Future of America!
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 02 Oct 2004 00:57:46 GMT
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> I'm sad tonight. This may result in a posting frenzy. You have been warned.
>> --
>> If Buddha were alive today, he'd kill himself.
>> -KDetal
>>
>
> Ha! You think you got it goin' on?
> Let me tell you!
>
> CMH, no! Not Congressional Medal of Honor,
>but Community Mental Health!
>
> We got a residential nuthouse just down the
>street, and there are overmedicated loonies
>prancing about with their panties pulled up
>their butt-cracks like they fucking own the
>place.
>
> So, today--I'm going out to do my bidniz,
>and I run into a 40-yr old woman who is talking
>and acting like she is 14 and got low milage.
>She says that she's going to the local crab
>house to get some crabs for her boyfriend,
>who's coming to visit tomorrow. Ok. So,
>I tell her that I'm going to the Oriental Mkt.
>and they got live crabs a lot cheaper. So, we
>get to the Oriental Mkt. they got live crabs
>$2.99 a lb and we get a couple of pounds, but
>then she starts yodelling on about how she's
>a veggie and I got to do her dirty work for her
>so OK. Then, since she's getting these crabs for
>her boyfriend, I ask her, offhand is your boyfriend
>a White guy? No, he's Black. (How did I guess this!?!?)
>So, then I ask, "Is he retarded?" And she says,
>"Oh, no! He's a half-wit! But he's had his half-wit
>gland removed!" and points at her forehead.
>
> Your tax-dollar at work!
>
> The Future of America!
Yes, of course. This must be exactly what I meant.
--
If Buddha were alive today, he'd kill himself.
-KDetal