Dear Subgenius Political Analysts:
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:55:55 -0400
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What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
right now?
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:57:06 -0400
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What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
right now?
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 15:46:16 -0000
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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote in
news:b5cad.3$XE3.7045@news20.bellglobal.com:
> What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled
> from Iraq right now?
Civil war until one faction came out on top who would then brutally
suppress all opposition in order to stay in power. As it always has been,
as it should be, and as it always will be.
-phy
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 08:52:39 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
> What do suppose would happen if coalition
> forces were to be pulled from Iraq right now?
Depends where they were going.
Syria and/or Iran, North Korea or somewhere else
really pressing.
Iraq is basically cooled. Without a major army
entering the country, there is nothing the bad
boyz can do. They are already outnumbered by
the Iraqi Army and police by at least 15:1.
Even if the coalition left today, all that would
happen was that anybody who resisted would be
more brutally killed, and anybody who supported
them, too.
--
"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:00:29 GMT
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"fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari." wrote:
> What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
> right now?
The door would hit them in the ass
on the way out!
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 18:53:35 GMT
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>What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
>right now?
Sunni and Shiites might be able to form an alliance to kill all the Kurds.
Saddam will be releanse and start his own Children's show on Iraqi TV. Called
"Uncle Saddam's Mass Murder Happy time Show"
"Bob" will step in a settle the remaining disputes between the ethic/trbal
factions. In return, Dobbstown will relocate to the Euphrades Valley.
Stang will run the Iraqi Oil Wrestling Ministry
Nenslo will be Minister of FUCK YOU
Pressure will be Minister of Pancakes
Modemac will be Minsiter of Porn.
D.J. Shaver will run all Iraq Radio Outlets.
New National Holidays will all envole massive amounts of Frop.
Frop will become the national Symbol of Iraq and will replace Oil as it biggest
export Porduct.
Iraq will become such a paradise under "Bob's" rule. that the entire nation
would have to be encircle in a moat with 10,000,000 volt electric fence to keep
the 5 Billion-washed masses form the rest of the world form over running our
paradise.
And thats only on the first day!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:19:05 GMT
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
> right now?
I dunno, but evry time I hear Bush carrying on about a free iraq, I have
a flashback from the Homer in Space episode of The Simpsons:
Freedom! Horrible Freedom!
--
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
The Future is coming out of the wall a few inches above the toilet.
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Tue, 12 Oct 2004 07:00:23 GMT
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> What do suppose would happen if coalition forces were to be pulled from Iraq
> right now?
I'm an activist, not an analyst. But I think might like the question.
I don't really want to spend the hours and hours of time doing all the
research it would take to work up a fucking global forecast, working
under a ridiculous hypothetical that's got zero chance of actually
happening.
I'm sure you'll understand I'm really busy these days but if you'll be
more specific -- the more specific, the better -- as soon as I can I'll
perform the ritual burning of the sacred habafrop', do fifteen minutes
of web searching, and try banging out a few hundred words. Deal?
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 12 Oct 2004 08:54:01 -0700
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Take any lengthy, fruitless "help desk" experience you've ever had and
multiply it by 'leventy bajillion. Fold in greed, ignorance, personal
issues such as religious belief and lack of enough sex, if any,
weapons and vast sums of money on the line. Analyze all vectors and
trends. Devise an algorithm allowing for these elements that will
resolve them to within +/-8% of satisfying all involved parties.
Voila, you are a political success!
Then put on your magic sandals, fly to the Candy Planet and bring me
back a bag of Mama Hasholini's Milk Chocolate Dream Wagglers. Them
be's delish!
--
HellPope Huey
I have a Charlie Chaplin tattoo on my dick
because its a little tramp.
"Never moon a werewolf."
- Mike Binder
I visualized world peace
and all I got was this town drunk
masquerading as President.
- HellPope Huey
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 13 Oct 2004 12:14:45 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410120754.4c5cad8@posting.google.com:
> Take any lengthy, fruitless "help desk" experience you've ever had and
> multiply it by 'leventy bajillion. Fold in greed, ignorance, personal
> issues such as religious belief and lack of enough sex, if any,
> weapons and vast sums of money on the line. Analyze all vectors and
> trends. Devise an algorithm allowing for these elements that will
> resolve them to within +/-8% of satisfying all involved parties.
> Voila, you are a political success!
>
> Then put on your magic sandals, fly to the Candy Planet and bring me
> back a bag of Mama Hasholini's Milk Chocolate Dream Wagglers. Them
> be's delish!
>
Peter Pan was brought down by a Patriot missle battery. Wendy is in
recovery minus an arm and her left tit and is swearing Jihad against the US
infadels.
"It's storytime, kiddies! Come in, sit down and abandon all hope!"
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
I knew we were really in troble when I saw "Neurosis Ken" with couch and
Wellbutrin script, and $60/hr therapist "Dr. Benny" with Kung Fu grip for
sale at Target.
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 08:03:21 -0500
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On 13 Oct 2004 12:14:45 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
>news:8cc8cffc.0410120754.4c5cad8@posting.google.com:
>
>> Take any lengthy, fruitless "help desk" experience you've ever had and
>> multiply it by 'leventy bajillion. Fold in greed, ignorance, personal
>> issues such as religious belief and lack of enough sex, if any,
>> weapons and vast sums of money on the line. Analyze all vectors and
>> trends. Devise an algorithm allowing for these elements that will
>> resolve them to within +/-8% of satisfying all involved parties.
>> Voila, you are a political success!
>>
>> Then put on your magic sandals, fly to the Candy Planet and bring me
>> back a bag of Mama Hasholini's Milk Chocolate Dream Wagglers. Them
>> be's delish!
>>
>
>Peter Pan was brought down by a Patriot missle battery. Wendy is in
>recovery minus an arm and her left tit and is swearing Jihad against the US
>infadels.
>
>"It's storytime, kiddies! Come in, sit down and abandon all hope!"
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