Cars
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 11:52:27 GMT
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A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
a garage one day. The mechanic says, "What'll
you have?" The cars say, "The usual! And rotate
our tyres!"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 08:05:34 -0500
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 11:52:27 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>
> A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
>a garage one day. The mechanic says, "What'll
>you have?" The cars say, "The usual! And rotate
>our tyres!"
>
>
Salacia's Daughter's Joke:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
There's a bag of pooh on your head!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(It's all in the timing)
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 16:21:06 GMT
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote:
> On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 11:52:27 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> >
> > A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
> >a garage one day. The mechanic says, "What'll
> >you have?" The cars say, "The usual! And rotate
> >our tyres!"
> >
> >
>
> Salacia's Daughter's Joke:
>
> Knock, knock
>
> Who's there?
>
> There's a bag of pooh on your head!
>
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>
> (It's all in the timing)
Yuh, that's funny!
But a funny variation is to set the bag o' pooh
on fire, so they try to stomp it out.
I hope that she doesn't discover the Japanese
Anime and Manga with menstrual themes!
OK, OK!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue!
Little Boy Blue who?
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Correspondent:: Don Radford
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:16:33 GMT
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König Prüß wrote:
> A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
> a garage one day. The mechanic says, "What'll
> you have?" The cars say, "The usual! And rotate
> our tyres!"
Aw, man, I was hoping for a car-go cult joke.
...or maybe something involving mags on a mustang.
--
the Mystical RevvedErrand Rockin' Don Radford
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
The Future is coming out of the wall a few inches above the toilet.
http://www.subgenius.com
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:39:32 GMT
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Don Radford wrote:
> König Prüß wrote:
>
> > A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
> > a garage one day. The mechanic says, "What'll
> > you have?" The cars say, "The usual! And rotate
> > our tyres!"
>
> Aw, man, I was hoping for a car-go cult joke.
>
> ...or maybe something involving mags on a mustang.
>
> --
>
OK--
I put a Pontiac motor in my Mustang...
now, it's a Poontang!
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu
Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 08:20:53 +1000
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 11:52:27 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
>
> A Chevy, a Porsche, and a Toyota drive into
>a garage one day.
The Porsche says "Where I was built, it was once a totalarian
dictatorship. The guy who started my company designed the volkswagen
for Hitler. The USA bombed shit out of us with heavy bombs. Despite
that we make well engineered cars that sell well."
The Toyota says," That's nothing. Where I was built, was once a
military run state. The guy who started my company built airplanes for
Emperor Hirohito. The USA nuked our asses. Despite that we make the
most trusted brand for reliability in the world and dominate the world
market."
The Chevy says, "It's time we started a car industry in Iran"