Bush Bloopers on a.b.s.

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 10:02:19 -0400

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Some guy in the comedy newsgroup had posted little crappy audio clips
of all the Bushspeak flubs he could find. Yesterday I cleaned them up
and stitched them all together in a forced order. So, on a.b.s. you can
find an 8 minute mp3 of SHEER UNFAIRNESS. It's like when people take
one of my rants and string together just the "Uhs..." and stutters.
It's pretty funny and scary when heard all at once, and you get the
impression that some of the time the guy is tranked up on Librium or
something, and other times he's not.

This could probably be done with any candidate, but somebody had
already did the actual work on this one of pulling the quote-clips.

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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 13:03:42 -0400

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In article <301020041002199173%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, Rev. Ivan
Stang wrote:

> Some guy in the comedy newsgroup had posted little crappy audio clips
> of all the Bushspeak flubs he could find. Yesterday I cleaned them up
> and stitched them all together in a forced order. So, on a.b.s. you can
> find an 8 minute mp3 of SHEER UNFAIRNESS. It's like when people take
> one of my rants and string together just the "Uhs..." and stutters.
> It's pretty funny and scary when heard all at once, and you get the
> impression that some of the time the guy is tranked up on Librium or
> something, and other times he's not.
>
> This could probably be done with any candidate, but somebody had
> already did the actual work on this one of pulling the quote-clips.

I didn't have to done that part myself.

We'll play this collage, and also one Phineas sent from National
Cynical Radio, on Hour of Slack Sunday night at 9 (EST) web-hearable
on wcsb.org.

What else would you have to do on Halloween night?

Lonesome Cowboy Dave should theoretically be in the studio with us,
quavering in surrealist fear as the election draws nigh.

I'm having trouble deciding which mask to wear on the show. What do you
think -- the handmade Tor Johnson by St. Joe Riley, or his She-NHGH
with a frilly dress?

http://www.themonsterlab.com/gallery/joeriley/gallery.html

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