British Royal you never heard of dies

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 08:12:17 -0700

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Princess Alice, aunt of Queen Elizabeth II and
the oldest member of the British royal family,
has died in an alcohol and cocaine fueled knife
fight at an East End pub, Buckingham Palace said
Saturday. She was 102.

The palace said the princess died in a brawl with
half a dozen Yobs on Friday, seriously injuring
several. A spokesman said the queen was greatly
saddened by the death of her aunt. He said the
queen plans to fire her ashes from a field piece
along with a goodly quantity of confetti pointed
out over the Thames.

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