Bear steals pie.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 00:42:00 -0700
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Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
pie...LOL!!!
Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
pb
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 12:53:18 GMT
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polar bear wrote:
> Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
> anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
> on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
> woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
> room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
> pie...LOL!!!
>
> Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
>
> pb
It did! He went to shit and the bears ate him!
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 07:58:32 -0600
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polar bear wrote:
> Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
> anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
> on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
> woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
> room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
> pie...LOL!!!
>
> Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
It did. I came home and found Nenslo in the middle of the den eating a
quiche.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
"Tell the Queen I will call her back as soon as I have finished my tea."
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 08:51:57 -0700
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polar bear wrote in message news:<061020040042006560%bear@pole.com>...
> Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
> anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
> on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
> woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
> room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
> pie...LOL!!!
> Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
Yeah, I'd shit myself if a bear ate Nenslo.
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 6 Oct 2004 18:28:29 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410060751.43ff59e1@posting.google.com:
> polar bear wrote in message
> news:<061020040042006560%bear@pole.com>...
>
>> Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
>> anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
>> on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
>> woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
>> room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
>> pie...LOL!!!
>> Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
>
> Yeah, I'd shit myself if a bear ate Nenslo.
So would the bear.
--
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Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 11:48:28 -0700
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In article <8cc8cffc.0410060751.43ff59e1@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
> polar bear wrote in message
> news:<061020040042006560%bear@pole.com>...
>
> > Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
> > anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
> > on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie. The
> > woman had just put the pie on the counter to cool. She went to another
> > room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
> > pie...LOL!!!
> > Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
>
> Yeah, I'd shit myself if a bear ate Nenslo.
>
No no no! I don't want a bear to eat nenslo. I want a bear to sneak
up and eat a PIE that nenslo just made. So then he'd be all like....
HEY bear! Get out of my kitchen you fucking fucker! And the bear
would totally just ignore him and keep eating the pie.
pb
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 6 Oct 2004 17:26:52 -0700
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polar bear wrote in message news:<061020041148289655%bear@pole.com>...
> No no no! I don't want a bear to eat nenslo. I want a bear to sneak
> up and eat a PIE that nenslo just made. So then he'd be all like....
> HEY bear! Get out of my kitchen you fucking fucker! And the bear
> would totally just ignore him and keep eating the pie.
Coming up: photographic evidence that Nenslo shits in the woods.
--
HellPope Huey
That's what you get when
your mama smokes during gestation
and then weans you on limes.
I loathe people who keep dogs.
They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg
"And God said:
You are not serving me, you're serving something else
Cause I don't need to be pleased, just get over yourself
You can't suck up to me, I know you all too well
But I don't dwell upon you, so get over yourself
Cause you're not praying to me, you're praying to yourself
And you're not worshipping me you're worshipping yourself
And you will kill in my name and heaven knows what else
When you can't prove I exist so get over yourself."
- Todd Rundgren, "God Said"
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Wed, 06 Oct 2004 22:05:38 -0000
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote in
news:8cc8cffc.0410060751.43ff59e1@posting.google.com:
>> Now, if only this would happen to nenslo.
>
> Yeah, I'd shit myself if a bear ate Nenslo.
Only after you got done digesting him.
-phy
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 07 Oct 2004 22:50:18 GMT
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>Well, I couldn't find a link to the story but I thought I'd mention it
>anyway. Yesterday a black bear cub walked into someone's kitchen over
>on the north shore and scarfed down an entire blackberry pie.
Hey Boo Boo! Lets steal some pie!
>She went to another
>room and when she came back she found a bear cub eating her
>pie...LOL!!!
Oh! Bear! Yes! YES! YEEEEESSSSS! Oh! Your tongue is terrific!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague