BILL O'REILLY SEX HARASSMENT SUIT

Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:34:26 GMT

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Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting a vibrator in his
ass, calling his hottest employee, and jerking off while talking "dirty"
to her about a little oral and vaginal action.

O'Reilly is such a fucking idiot, he doesn't know that NO means NO,
ESPECIALLY when the HOT SMART CHICK WHO LEFT HER LAST JOB WHEN HER BOSS
WAS SHITCANNED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT says it. Oh, and he confuses
"loofah" and "falafel" when he's really turned on. I mean, come on.

The suit is pretty hot reading, and besides, when else do you get the
chance to see the words "pussy" and "cock" in a legal document?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html


Correspondent:: "Anachron"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:57:16 GMT

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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
> Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting a vibrator in his
> ass, calling his hottest employee, and jerking off while talking "dirty"
> to her about a little oral and vaginal action.
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

About time. I'd love to see this pompous, holier-than-thou asshole dragged
through the mud. Bet this will give Al Fraken a real hard-on when he gets
wind of this.
--
Rev. Anachron




Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 10:54:49 GMT

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"Anachron" wrote in message
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>
> About time. I'd love to see this pompous, holier-than-thou asshole dragged
> through the mud. Bet this will give Al Fraken a real hard-on when he gets
> wind of this.

can you say bass ackwards?





Correspondent:: wbarwell
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 09:33:06 -0400

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Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello wrote:

>
> "Anachron" wrote in message
> news:wOmbd.67987$V06.65940@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
>>
>> About time. I'd love to see this pompous, holier-than-thou asshole
>> dragged
>> through the mud. Bet this will give Al Fraken a real hard-on when he
>> gets wind of this.
>
> can you say bass ackwards?


Al Franken's name comes up. O'Reilly tells
this woman Roger Ailes is gonna get Franken for
messing with Fox. yeah, Aile's pull goes right to the top.
Gonna get Franken good some day! Yeah, you tell her,
she'll be so impressed, Billy!

Its not just a seamy little sex scandal, it gets bizarre, too.

Heh!

What a moron.
This is going to give Franken material for
months to come. Since O'Reilly hates Franken and
has a thin skin, this should be muy entertaining.



--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero

Cheerful Charlie


Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Ricardo MadGello"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:58:19 GMT

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HUMMUS!

PITA!!


GREEK OLIVES!!!


"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
> Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting a vibrator in his
> ass, calling his hottest employee, and jerking off while talking "dirty"
> to her about a little oral and vaginal action.
>
> O'Reilly is such a fucking idiot, he doesn't know that NO means NO,
> ESPECIALLY when the HOT SMART CHICK WHO LEFT HER LAST JOB WHEN HER BOSS
> WAS SHITCANNED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT says it. Oh, and he confuses
> "loofah" and "falafel" when he's really turned on. I mean, come on.
>
> The suit is pretty hot reading, and besides, when else do you get the
> chance to see the words "pussy" and "cock" in a legal document?
>
> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html




Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 06:05:08 GMT

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Thanks - I needed the good news!


David


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 13 Oct 2004 23:37:04 -0700

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In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, Cardinal
Vertigo wrote:

STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!

POLAR BEAR!!!!!


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 08:32:21 -0700

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polar bear wrote in message news:<131020042337041712%bear@pole.com>...
> In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, Cardinal
> Vertigo wrote:
>
> STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!
> POLAR BEAR!!!!!

NO! DO *MORE* SHOUTING!! IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR AND
MEANINGFUL!!! THE DAY OF MERE TALKING IS *OVER*!!!! YOU CAN'T SELL
ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT BELLOWING LIKE A STUCK INDIAN WATER
BUFFALO!!! SHOUTING WILL NOW BE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE DAY!!!! DO
YOUR PART AND SHOUT LIKE CRAZY, BECAUSE THE SOONER YOU START SHOUTING,
THE SOONER THAT WILL PALE AND WE'LL MOVE UP TO *GUNS* AND STOP FOOLING
AROUND!!!! THANK YOU KINDLY FOR LISTENING TO WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID
INSTEAD OF GOSSIP OR ILL-SUPPORTED, TWITCHY BULLSHIT!!! I REALLY
APPRECIATE IT!! YOU'RE REALLY SWELL!!!! EH OH!!!!

--

HellPope Huey
Once you've chosen Curmudgery as a primary Stoogely Art,
the Rollerball has already left the pneumatic tube
on its trek towards Society's cloaca

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

Women and cats will do as they please;
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 15:44:58 GMT

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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> polar bear wrote in message news:<131020042337041712%bear@pole.com>...
>> In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, Cardinal
>> Vertigo wrote:
>>
>> STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!
>> POLAR BEAR!!!!!
>
> NO! DO *MORE* SHOUTING!! IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR AND
> MEANINGFUL!!! THE DAY OF MERE TALKING IS *OVER*!!!! YOU CAN'T SELL
> ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT BELLOWING LIKE A STUCK INDIAN WATER
> BUFFALO!!! SHOUTING WILL NOW BE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE DAY!!!! DO
> YOUR PART AND SHOUT LIKE CRAZY, BECAUSE THE SOONER YOU START SHOUTING,
> THE SOONER THAT WILL PALE AND WE'LL MOVE UP TO *GUNS* AND STOP FOOLING
> AROUND!!!! THANK YOU KINDLY FOR LISTENING TO WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID
> INSTEAD OF GOSSIP OR ILL-SUPPORTED, TWITCHY BULLSHIT!!! I REALLY
> APPRECIATE IT!! YOU'RE REALLY SWELL!!!! EH OH!!!!

I AGREE WITH THIS POST!!!!!


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 14 Oct 2004 20:03:09 GMT

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote in
news:_9xbd.9544$TD1.6900@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com:

> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> polar bear wrote in message
>> news:<131020042337041712%bear@pole.com>...
>>> In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>,
>>> Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
>>>
>>> STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!
>>> POLAR BEAR!!!!!
>>
>> NO! DO *MORE* SHOUTING!! IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR AND
>> MEANINGFUL!!! THE DAY OF MERE TALKING IS *OVER*!!!! YOU CAN'T SELL
>> ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT BELLOWING LIKE A STUCK INDIAN WATER
>> BUFFALO!!! SHOUTING WILL NOW BE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE DAY!!!! DO
>> YOUR PART AND SHOUT LIKE CRAZY, BECAUSE THE SOONER YOU START SHOUTING,
>> THE SOONER THAT WILL PALE AND WE'LL MOVE UP TO *GUNS* AND STOP FOOLING
>> AROUND!!!! THANK YOU KINDLY FOR LISTENING TO WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID
>> INSTEAD OF GOSSIP OR ILL-SUPPORTED, TWITCHY BULLSHIT!!! I REALLY
>> APPRECIATE IT!! YOU'RE REALLY SWELL!!!! EH OH!!!!
>
> I AGREE WITH THIS POST!!!!!
>

SHUT UP OR YOU'LL WAKE UP NENSLO!!!

--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM



Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 23:36:06 GMT

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>HellPopeHuey wrote:
>> polar bear wrote in message
>news:<131020042337041712%bear@pole.com>...
>>> In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, Cardinal
>>> Vertigo wrote:
>>>
>>> STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!
>>> POLAR BEAR!!!!!
>>
>> NO! DO *MORE* SHOUTING!! IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR AND
>> MEANINGFUL!!! THE DAY OF MERE TALKING IS *OVER*!!!! YOU CAN'T SELL
>> ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT BELLOWING LIKE A STUCK INDIAN WATER
>> BUFFALO!!! SHOUTING WILL NOW BE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE DAY!!!! DO
>> YOUR PART AND SHOUT LIKE CRAZY, BECAUSE THE SOONER YOU START SHOUTING,
>> THE SOONER THAT WILL PALE AND WE'LL MOVE UP TO *GUNS* AND STOP FOOLING
>> AROUND!!!! THANK YOU KINDLY FOR LISTENING TO WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID
>> INSTEAD OF GOSSIP OR ILL-SUPPORTED, TWITCHY BULLSHIT!!! I REALLY
>> APPRECIATE IT!! YOU'RE REALLY SWELL!!!! EH OH!!!!
>
>I AGREE WITH THIS POST!!!!!
>
>

WHAT? SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 02:25:52 -0700

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In article <8cc8cffc.0410140732.7b74f193@posting.google.com>,
hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:

> polar bear wrote in message
> news:<131020042337041712%bear@pole.com>...
> > In article <6tmbd.13027$Xg5.12336@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, Cardinal
> > Vertigo wrote:
> >
> > STOP SHOUTING DAMMIT!!!!
> > POLAR BEAR!!!!!
>
> NO! DO *MORE* SHOUTING!! IT MAKES EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR AND
> MEANINGFUL!!! THE DAY OF MERE TALKING IS *OVER*!!!! YOU CAN'T SELL
> ANYTHING ANYMORE WITHOUT BELLOWING LIKE A STUCK INDIAN WATER
> BUFFALO!!! SHOUTING WILL NOW BE THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE DAY!!!! DO
> YOUR PART AND SHOUT LIKE CRAZY, BECAUSE THE SOONER YOU START SHOUTING,
> THE SOONER THAT WILL PALE AND WE'LL MOVE UP TO *GUNS* AND STOP FOOLING
> AROUND!!!! THANK YOU KINDLY FOR LISTENING TO WHAT I ACTUALLY SAID
> INSTEAD OF GOSSIP OR ILL-SUPPORTED, TWITCHY BULLSHIT!!! I REALLY
> APPRECIATE IT!! YOU'RE REALLY SWELL!!!! EH OH!!!!
>

C'mon everybody, you know you really want to,
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
because the night's begun and you want some fun, so
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
and it really doesn't matter what you do or say, so
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
and it's time for you to take a stand, and
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
'cos all your friends in the neighborhood are like,
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
so don't let them tell you there's too much noise, just
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
yeah baby!
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
I said
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
I wanna hear you say
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
and her momma said
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
and a poor little baby said
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
in the ghetto
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
from the rooftops
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
down in the bayou
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
them alligators
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!!!!!!
one more time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KHSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PADABUMM!!!!!

pb


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 00:31:08 -0700

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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:34:26 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:

>Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting a vibrator in his
>ass, calling his hottest employee, and jerking off while talking "dirty"
>to her about a little oral and vaginal action.
>
>O'Reilly is such a fucking idiot, he doesn't know that NO means NO,
>ESPECIALLY when the HOT SMART CHICK WHO LEFT HER LAST JOB WHEN HER BOSS
>WAS SHITCANNED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT says it. Oh, and he confuses
>"loofah" and "falafel" when he's really turned on. I mean, come on.
>
>The suit is pretty hot reading, and besides, when else do you get the
>chance to see the words "pussy" and "cock" in a legal document?
>
>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

Somehow this is the high point of the transcript for me:

"After these words during the course of their dinner in May 2002,
Defendant BILL O'REILLY's demeanor abruptly changed. O'REILLY's eyes
became glazed and bizarrely strayed in opposite directions."


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"The penalty that good men pay for not being interested in politics is to be
governed by men worse than themselves." -Plato



Correspondent:: wbarwell
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 09:35:02 -0400

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Zapanaz wrote:

> On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:34:26 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
>>Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting a vibrator in his
>>ass, calling his hottest employee, and jerking off while talking "dirty"
>>to her about a little oral and vaginal action.
>>
>>O'Reilly is such a fucking idiot, he doesn't know that NO means NO,
>>ESPECIALLY when the HOT SMART CHICK WHO LEFT HER LAST JOB WHEN HER BOSS
>>WAS SHITCANNED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT says it. Oh, and he confuses
>>"loofah" and "falafel" when he's really turned on. I mean, come on.
>>
>>The suit is pretty hot reading, and besides, when else do you get the
>>chance to see the words "pussy" and "cock" in a legal document?
>>
>>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html
>
> Somehow this is the high point of the transcript for me:
>
> "After these words during the course of their dinner in May 2002,
> Defendant BILL O'REILLY's demeanor abruptly changed. O'REILLY's eyes
> became glazed and bizarrely strayed in opposite directions."


Sounds like he'd flunk a urine test for sure.







--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero

Cheerful Charlie


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.com (AssCo Assc)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 14:49:35 GMT

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<< Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting
a vibrator in his ass, calling his hottest employee,
and jerking off while talking "dirty" to her about a
little oral and vaginal action.>>

Well, sure. Who doesn't?



Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 15:45:31 GMT

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AssCo Assc wrote:
> << Apparently Bill O'Reilly gets his jollies by putting
> a vibrator in his ass, calling his hottest employee,
> and jerking off while talking "dirty" to her about a
> little oral and vaginal action.>>
>
> Well, sure. Who doesn't?

Well, most of us don't have any employees.


Correspondent:: "ghost"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 17:11:49 GMT

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Schadenfreude quotient 7.1




Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 17:15:34 GMT

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ghost wrote:
> Schadenfreude quotient 7.1

It's not so much "taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others" as it is
"taking pleasure in seeing a hypocrite exposed for what he is."


Correspondent:: "Anachron"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:48:20 GMT

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"Cardinal Vertigo" wrote in message
news:Wuybd.9560$RN1.1529@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com...
> ghost wrote:
> > Schadenfreude quotient 7.1
>
> It's not so much "taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others" as it is
> "taking pleasure in seeing a hypocrite exposed for what he is."

A pattern is emerging, the more sanctimonius you are the more skeletons you
have in the closet, n'est pas? So what do you think Ann Coulter's does
after hours? I hear that when she bends over her ass is exactly where
Smarty Jones likes it.
--
Rev. Anachron




Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 23:37:48 GMT

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>A pattern is emerging, the more sanctimonius you are the more skeletons you
>have in the closet, n'est pas? So what do you think Ann Coulter's does
>after hours? I hear that when she bends over her ass is exactly where
>Smarty Jones likes it.

I'm sorry, but there are some things even a horse won't fuck.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison"
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 21:48:45 -0500

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"Anachron" wrote in message
news:URzbd.308898$787.119802@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
>
> A pattern is emerging, the more sanctimonius you are the more skeletons
you
> have in the closet, n'est pas? So what do you think Ann Coulter's does
> after hours? I hear that when she bends over her ass is exactly where
> Smarty Jones likes it.

Probably goes in for the most decadent kink of all. She probably has sex
with... (gasp) LIBERALS!

You know it's true. She wants to taste that forbidden fruit sooo bad.

Paul




Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 11:48:58 -0700

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Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> when else do you get the
> chance to see the words "pussy" and "cock" in a legal document?
>

At last my fondest dream has come true.