BEST JOKE OF THE LAST 2 HOURS

Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 10 Oct 2004 17:37:46 -0700

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits".

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HellPope Huey
Welcome to Tourette's practice.
Today we begin with the letter "F."

"Who are these Swine ? These flag-sucking half-wits
who get fleeced and fooled
by stupid little rich kids like George Bush?
..... They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious
in the American character....
I piss down the throats of these Nazis.
And I am too old to worry about
whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."
- Hunter S. Thompson, "Kingdom of Fear"

FOR SHITS SAKE WILL YOU FUCKING SPELLCHECK
YOU STUPID GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH.
- Nenslo