A way to get people to vote
Correspondent:: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Date: 14 Oct 2004 09:51:01 -0700
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http://www.votergasm.org/
Interestingly enough, when Michael Moore began promising free clean
underwear and ramen noodles to young people who made the effort to
vote, they tried to have him arrested for vote fraud. (It is illegal
to offer an "item of value" in exchange for a vote -- this is why they
don't pay people to vote.) But since this Web site isn't managed by
Moore (I think), it will probably get by unnoticed.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 17:07:05 GMT
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Modemac wrote:
> http://www.votergasm.org/
>
> Interestingly enough, when Michael Moore began promising free clean
> underwear and ramen noodles to young people who made the effort to
> vote, they tried to have him arrested for vote fraud. (It is illegal
> to offer an "item of value" in exchange for a vote -- this is why they
> don't pay people to vote.) But since this Web site isn't managed by
> Moore (I think), it will probably get by unnoticed.
For every genuinely interested person at those election night parties,
there'll be 50 specimens who signed up for Votergasm as part of their
master plan to FINALLY GET LAID ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 2004 13:28:28 -0700
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In article , Cardinal
Vertigo wrote:
> Modemac wrote:
> > http://www.votergasm.org/
> >
> > Interestingly enough, when Michael Moore began promising free clean
> > underwear and ramen noodles to young people who made the effort to
> > vote, they tried to have him arrested for vote fraud. (It is illegal
> > to offer an "item of value" in exchange for a vote -- this is why they
> > don't pay people to vote.) But since this Web site isn't managed by
> > Moore (I think), it will probably get by unnoticed.
>
> For every genuinely interested person at those election night parties,
> there'll be 50 specimens who signed up for Votergasm as part of their
> master plan to FINALLY GET LAID ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Getting laid's not the problem, it's how to break free in the morning
without chewing off your arm.
pb