Aw, FUCK you anyway
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 23 Oct 2004 21:31:21 -0700

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I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned
wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
poodle and I HATE poodles.

Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
Discuss.

--

HellPope Huey
Welcome to "Dog Bitch-Ass Theatre."
Its 2 straight hours of dogs sniffing other dogs' butts.
Quick, call Fox. It can run right after "The Simple Life."

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain
and gag himself.
- Joe Cosby

Life is a series of dogs.
- George Carlin

http://www.jibjab.com/


Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 04:37:21 GMT

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Hellpopehuey wrote:>I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a
goddamned
>wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
>pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
>just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
>chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
>mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
>call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
>sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
>facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
>wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
>poodle and I HATE poodles.
>
> Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
>Discuss.

I'm against dog abuse.

But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
ride.
--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing.....funny..." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!"
-Ray Bradbury


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 05:25:17 GMT

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KD et al wrote:

> Hellpopehuey wrote:>I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a
> goddamned
> >wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
> >pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
> >just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
> >chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
> >mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
> >call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
> >sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
> >facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
> >wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
> >poodle and I HATE poodles.
> >
> > Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
> >Discuss.
>
> I'm against dog abuse.
>
> But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
> ride.
> --

I'm OK with the Hellpope's observation with the two possible
exceptions of "wasting bandwidth" and that all poodles are bad.
I mean, Mephistophles appeared to Faust as a poodle, but otherwise
the only thing poodles got going for them is that they can climb trees,
which makes me suspect that they are not really dogs at all. About the
bandwidth wastage, the infobahn is so broadband at this point that
it is difficult, if not impossible to run off the road. It's like cyberspace
itself, and perhaps not following the rules of curved space, but neither
having an edge like the Earth which one can fall off of if one sails
beyond the edge of the map. There may be vast areas of cyberspace
that have not yet been charted, areas where there are black holes,
and civilizations where poodles can whistle!




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 00:18:15 -0700

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On 24 Oct 2004 04:37:21 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:

>Hellpopehuey wrote:>I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a
>goddamned
>>wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
>>pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
>>just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
>>chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
>>mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
>>call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
>>sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
>>facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
>>wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
>>poodle and I HATE poodles.
>>
>> Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
>>Discuss.
>
>I'm against dog abuse.
>
>But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
>ride.

how the hell did -I- get in the middle of this one?

wait no don't answer that.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
SMIKE the POPE



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 15:01:50 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:
>Hellpopehuey wrote:

>I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into
>a
>>goddamned
>>>wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
>>>pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
>>>just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
>>>chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
>>>mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
>>>call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
>>>sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
>>>facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
>>>wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
>>>poodle and I HATE poodles.
>>>
>>> Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
>>>Discuss.
>>
>>I'm against dog abuse.
>>
>>But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
>>ride.

>how the hell did -I- get in the middle of this one?

Huey was just ranting to the ubiquitous YOU of the usenet ethers.

This means none of us are in the middle.
There's probably an ethereal 'Joe' somethere in the Ubiq.

That or else, WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE!

Actually, I just made the comment with your name in it because I liked the way
it sounded. It doesn't mean anything.

>wait no don't answer that.

Ok.

--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing...funny.." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!" -from
Something Wicked This Way Comes


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 11:14:59 -0700

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On 24 Oct 2004 15:01:50 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (KD et al) wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote:
>>Hellpopehuey wrote:
>
>>I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into
>>a
>>>goddamned
>>>>wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
>>>>pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
>>>>just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
>>>>chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
>>>>mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
>>>>call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
>>>>sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
>>>>facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
>>>>wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
>>>>poodle and I HATE poodles.
>>>>
>>>> Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
>>>>Discuss.
>>>
>>>I'm against dog abuse.
>>>
>>>But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
>>>ride.
>
>>how the hell did -I- get in the middle of this one?
>
>Huey was just ranting to the ubiquitous YOU of the usenet ethers.
>
>This means none of us are in the middle.
>There's probably an ethereal 'Joe' somethere in the Ubiq.
>
>That or else, WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE!
>
>Actually, I just made the comment with your name in it because I liked the way
>it sounded. It doesn't mean anything.
>

i knew I would regret that one.

>>wait no don't answer that.
>
>Ok.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
SMIKE the POPE



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 18:27:55 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote:

>But you could grab Joe and swing him upside instead. He might be up for the
>>>>ride.
>>
>>>how the hell did -I- get in the middle of this one?
>>
>>Huey was just ranting to the ubiquitous YOU of the usenet ethers.
>>
>>This means none of us are in the middle.
>>There's probably an ethereal 'Joe' somethere in the Ubiq.
>>
>>That or else, WE ARE ALL RESPONSIBLE!
>>
>>Actually, I just made the comment with your name in it because I liked the
>way
>>it sounded. It doesn't mean anything.
>>
>
>i knew I would regret that one.

Heh, except I actually speaketh the trueth.
--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing...funny.." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!" -from
Something Wicked This Way Comes


Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 08:11:37 -0700

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...

> how the hell did -I- get in the middle of this one?
> wait no don't answer that.

You kept kicking the back of my seat and giggling about it, that's
how. This is how people suddenly look up to see their neck stump and
realize their head is in their LAP.

"If people psychically WILL us to beat their ass, I don't see how
that's OUR fault."
- apostate Saint Janor Hypercleets

"Oh shut up, ya bitch, its only a bit of fun!"
- Saint John Cleese

--

HellPope Huey
Earth is the comedy relief for the rest of the Universe.

"In 75 years, we'll know if we're right or wrong,
but nobody standing here today
can tell me that with any certainty."
- "The West Wing"

"They really have my balls in a Salad Shooter."
- "South Park"

http://www.trojanmedia.org/pub/terrieralert.jpg


Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG"
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 13:59:38 -0400

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HellPopeHuey wrote:
> I'd just as soon grab you by the tits and fling you into a goddamned
> wall as LOOK at ya. Muthafuckin' election-squawking
> pseudo-intellectual posturing flame-throwing
> just-add-laudnum-makes-its-own-spooge "Bob"-blathering earwax-flicking
> chicken-choking top-posting bottom-feeding hypocritical
> mouth-breathing nipple-fixated shit-generation shit-GENERATING
> call-it-a-joke-until-its-about-YOU-&-then-shit-a-boat-motor
> sanity-straining toe-jam-bottling mite-collecting bandwidth-wasting
> facsimiles of pornographic dog toys, the whole LOT o' ya. Why, I
> wouldn't waste the energy it'd take to slap you upside the head with a
> poodle and I HATE poodles.
>
> Okay, I MIGHT do the poodle thing, that sounds like fun, actually.
> Discuss.

Wouldn't it have been easier just to say, "I love you?"