An insult to penises

Correspondent:: "EllisDee"
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 21:33:36 GMT

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Jon Stewart could not resist a last dig at CNN's "Crossfire" ....told Paul
Begala and Tucker Carlson that they were partisan hacks and that their
pro-wrestling approach to political discourse was "hurting America." (He
also used an epithet for the male reproductive organ to describe Mr.
Carlson.)

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/10/20/arts/television/20watc.html?oref=login&8hpib http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2652831



Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 22 Oct 2004 06:32:16 GMT

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I read the subject line and thought it was about Nenslo.


"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 14:36:14 -0700

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RLan538885 wrote:
>
> I read the subject line and thought it was about Nenslo.
>
> "100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."

Figures this dumbass would have my penis on his mind. What a dolt.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 21:43:16 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

> RLan538885 wrote:
> >
> > I read the subject line and thought it was about Nenslo.
> >
> > "100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
>
> Figures this dumbass would have my penis on his mind. What a dolt.

Yeh, if he had your penis in his hand, he could lead you around like a
blind mule!



Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 02:55:38 GMT

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>Yeh, if he had your penis in his hand, he could lead you around like a
>blind mule!

I'd have to find a magnifying glass and tweezers first.


"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 03:05:34 GMT

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RLan538885 wrote:

> >Yeh, if he had your penis in his hand, he could lead you around like a
> >blind mule!
>
> I'd have to find a magnifying glass and tweezers first.
>

Heh, heh, heh, heh!



Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 03:06:08 GMT

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>> Figures this dumbass would have my penis on his mind. What a dolt.
>

Problem with killfiling morons like Nenslo is that people paste in their
stupidity. Can't avoid it.
So, Nenslo, do you have maybe an older brother or a mommy I can reply to
instead. You know. Someone with a higher I.Q. than you?
Of course if you and Blackout would work together I could at least deal with a
half-wit. I'll do the math for you. That would make you a quarter-wit.


"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 03:18:21 GMT

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rlanwhatever wrote:

> Problem with killfiling morons like Nenslo is that people paste in their
>stupidity. Can't avoid it.
> So, Nenslo, do you have maybe an older brother or a mommy I can reply to
>instead. You know. Someone with a higher I.Q. than you?
> Of course if you and Blackout would work together I could at least deal with
>a
>half-wit. I'll do the math for you. That would make you a quarter-wit.

This post wins my irony of the night award.
--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing.....funny..." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!"
-Ray Bradbury


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 03:26:08 GMT

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KD et al wrote:

> rlanwhatever wrote:
>
> > Problem with killfiling morons like Nenslo is that people paste in their
> >stupidity. Can't avoid it.
> > So, Nenslo, do you have maybe an older brother or a mommy I can reply to
> >instead. You know. Someone with a higher I.Q. than you?
> > Of course if you and Blackout would work together I could at least deal with
> >a
> >half-wit. I'll do the math for you. That would make you a quarter-wit.
>
> This post wins my irony of the night award.
> --

Yes, with some brass! and amounts of copper,
thus qualifying for the Bronze!



Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)
Date: 24 Oct 2004 04:01:26 GMT

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ZombieQualia wrote:>This post wins my irony of the night award.
>> --
>
> Yes, with some brass! and amounts of copper,
>thus qualifying for the Bronze!


You are just way too into those exclamation points lately! Every line sounds
happy! I'm just so excited to read them! I can't stop myself!

(I do it myself all the time!)

Exclamation point fever.
Catch it!

--
"Oh, hell, don't let them drink your tears and want more!..I'll be damned if
death wears MY sadness for glad rags. Don't feed them one damn
thing.."Nothing.....funny..." "SURE there is! Me! You!..All of us!..Look!"
-Ray Bradbury


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 05:08:56 GMT

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KD et al wrote:

> ZombieQualia wrote:>This post wins my irony of the night award.
> >> --
> >
> > Yes, with some brass! and amounts of copper,
> >thus qualifying for the Bronze!
>
> You are just way too into those exclamation points lately! Every line sounds
> happy! I'm just so excited to read them! I can't stop myself!
>
> (I do it myself all the time!)
>
> Exclamation point fever.
> Catch it!
>
> --

Well, I'm a guy! I don't have periods!
I have ejaculatories!

e -jky-l-tôr-e
1. Of or relating to physiological ejaculation.
2. Relating to or constituting a sudden, brief utterance; exclamatory.





Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 23 Oct 2004 21:23:50 -0700

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RLan538885 wrote:
>
> >> Figures this dumbass would have my penis on his mind. What a dolt.
> >
>
> Problem with killfiling morons like Nenslo is that people paste in their
> stupidity. Can't avoid it.
> So, Nenslo, do you have maybe an older brother or a mommy I can reply to
> instead. You know. Someone with a higher I.Q. than you?
> Of course if you and Blackout would work together I could at least deal with a
> half-wit. I'll do the math for you. That would make you a quarter-wit.
>
> "100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."

Since you've killfiled me you won't read this, but I do believe you
probably could deal with a half-wit... if it was one of your "on" days.


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 00:15:37 -0700

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On Sat, 23 Oct 2004 21:23:50 -0700, nenslo wrote:

>RLan538885 wrote:
>>
>> >> Figures this dumbass would have my penis on his mind. What a dolt.
>> >
>>
>> Problem with killfiling morons like Nenslo is that people paste in their
>> stupidity. Can't avoid it.
>> So, Nenslo, do you have maybe an older brother or a mommy I can reply to
>> instead. You know. Someone with a higher I.Q. than you?
>> Of course if you and Blackout would work together I could at least deal with a
>> half-wit. I'll do the math for you. That would make you a quarter-wit.
>>
>> "100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
>
>Since you've killfiled me you won't read this, but I do believe you
>probably could deal with a half-wit... if it was one of your "on" days.

Well it's moot, he "went dark" and swore on the holy number that he
was leaving usenet for a year, for the third time in the last month,
so he would never read it anyway.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Those who abandon their dreams will discourage yours.



Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 25 Oct 2004 00:04:01 GMT

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> but I do believe you
>probably could deal with a half-wit... if it was one of your "on" days.

You have a reading comprehension problem. I said there is no point in
killfiiling you.
While I do appreciate the "irony award" I must reconsider my estimation of
you. You are only a .2 wit. Therefore, you and Blackout together still don't
meet the standard of half-wit.
And it isn't even an "on" day, NensNo.



"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."