A nice little reminder
Correspondent:: Jarto
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 00:58:29 +0100
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Jesus loves me I know it's true
Because he died for me and you
When I think of all the things
That he went through I want the whole world to know
and I want to shout the news.
Jesus loves me this I know
It's not just the bible that tells me so
I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
Jesus loves me this I know
Jesus loves me how can it be
That the only son of God should care for me
To take away my sin and set me free
To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
(Higher pitch)
Jesus loves me this I know
It's not just the bible that tells me so
I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
Jesus loves me this I know
Jesus loves me he loves you too
You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
breaking...through
(Higher still)
Jesus loves me this I know
It's not just the bible that tells me so
I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
Jesus loves me this I know
Err...thankyou(Subdued)
THE END
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:02:56 GMT
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Jarto wrote:
> Jesus loves me I know it's true
> Because he died for me and you
> When I think of all the things
> That he went through I want the whole world to know
> and I want to shout the news.
>
> Jesus loves me this I know
> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> Jesus loves me this I know
> Jesus loves me how can it be
> That the only son of God should care for me
> To take away my sin and set me free
> To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>
> (Higher pitch)
> Jesus loves me this I know
> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> Jesus loves me this I know
> Jesus loves me he loves you too
> You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
> He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
> You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
> breaking...through
>
> (Higher still)
> Jesus loves me this I know
> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> Jesus loves me this I know
>
> Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>
> THE END
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are not made like me
Don't expect me to cry
For all the reasons you had to die
Don't ever ask your love of me
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
Sunbeams are not made like me
Don't expect me to cry
For all the reasons you'll have to die
Don't ever ask your love of me
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to die for thee
"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam"
The Vaselines, as repopularized by Nirvana
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 20:50:15 -0700
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:02:56 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
wrote:
>Jarto wrote:
>> Jesus loves me I know it's true
>> Because he died for me and you
>> When I think of all the things
>> That he went through I want the whole world to know
>> and I want to shout the news.
>>
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>> Jesus loves me how can it be
>> That the only son of God should care for me
>> To take away my sin and set me free
>> To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>>
>> (Higher pitch)
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>> Jesus loves me he loves you too
>> You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
>> He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
>> You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
>> breaking...through
>>
>> (Higher still)
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>
>> Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>>
>> THE END
>
>Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
>Sunbeams are not made like me
>Don't expect me to cry
>For all the reasons you had to die
>Don't ever ask your love of me
>
>Don't expect me to cry
>Don't expect me to lie
>Don't expect me to die for thee
>
>Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
>Sunbeams are not made like me
>Don't expect me to cry
>For all the reasons you'll have to die
>Don't ever ask your love of me
>
>Don't expect me to cry
>Don't expect me to lie
>Don't expect me to die for thee
>
>Don't expect me to cry
>Don't expect me to lie
>Don't expect me to die for thee
>
>"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam"
>The Vaselines, as repopularized by Nirvana
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
Everybody!
Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
If I could be any kind of tree, it would probably be a
turtle.
~AbbessAbyss~
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 04:07:12 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:02:56 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
> >Jarto wrote:
> >> Jesus loves me I know it's true
> >> Because he died for me and you
> >> When I think of all the things
> >> That he went through I want the whole world to know
> >> and I want to shout the news.
> >>
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> >> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >> Jesus loves me how can it be
> >> That the only son of God should care for me
> >> To take away my sin and set me free
> >> To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
> >>
> >> (Higher pitch)
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> >> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >> Jesus loves me he loves you too
> >> You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
> >> He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
> >> You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
> >> breaking...through
> >>
> >> (Higher still)
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >> It's not just the bible that tells me so
> >> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
> >> Jesus loves me this I know
> >>
> >> Err...thankyou(Subdued)
> >>
> >> THE END
> >
> >Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
> >Sunbeams are not made like me
> >Don't expect me to cry
> >For all the reasons you had to die
> >Don't ever ask your love of me
> >
> >Don't expect me to cry
> >Don't expect me to lie
> >Don't expect me to die for thee
> >
> >Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
> >Sunbeams are not made like me
> >Don't expect me to cry
> >For all the reasons you'll have to die
> >Don't ever ask your love of me
> >
> >Don't expect me to cry
> >Don't expect me to lie
> >Don't expect me to die for thee
> >
> >Don't expect me to cry
> >Don't expect me to lie
> >Don't expect me to die for thee
> >
> >"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam"
> >The Vaselines, as repopularized by Nirvana
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
> My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
> Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
> So lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
> Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
> I wait for delivery each day until three,
> So oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
> I’m counting on you, lord, please don’t let me down.
> Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
>
> Everybody!
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
> My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
> Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
> So oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
>
> --
Oh, well! Now, that's original and creative!
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:14:11 -0700
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On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 04:07:12 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
wrote:
> Oh, well! Now, that's original and creative!
Stung, he waits for his chance!
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
BUSH's wife is known as PICKLES, but you still can't legally buy
DILDOES in several states
- Hellpope Huey
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 11:37:49 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 04:07:12 GMT, König Prüß, GfbAEV
> wrote:
>
> > Oh, well! Now, that's original and creative!
>
> Stung, he waits for his chance!
>
> --
Bunged, he bends over yet again! Bitch!
Not stung, just slapping a hypoctical numbnutz!
--International House of Pancakes
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 01 Nov 2004 03:25:21 GMT
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I would have posted "Chocolate Jesus" from Tom Waits's "Mule
Variations," but I was too lazy to cut-&-paste it.
--
HellPope Huey
Douche or turd sandwich,
your vote still counts, maybe
America is the only country
that went from barbarism to decadence
without civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde
"Oral sex should be an Olympic sport,
because its harder than curling
and if you're any good at it,
you deserve a medal."
- Lewis Black
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 13:10:06 -0800
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In article ,
HellPope Huey wrote:
> I would have posted "Chocolate Jesus" from Tom Waits's "Mule
> Variations," but I was too lazy to cut-&-paste it.
>
Jesus was a man who thought he had a boner
But he knew it wouldn't last.
Jesus left his home in Grand Forks, North Dakota
For some Minnesota ass.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Jesus. Go home
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged.
Get back!
pb
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:18:20 -0000
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Zapanaz wrote in
news:e1o8o0tp8h5j482dtd2lfrnudsgf9vc1bu@4ax.com:
> On Sun, 31 Oct 2004 03:02:56 GMT, Cardinal Vertigo
> wrote:
>
>>Jarto wrote:
>>> Jesus loves me I know it's true
>>> Because he died for me and you
>>> When I think of all the things
>>> That he went through I want the whole world to know
>>> and I want to shout the news.
>>>
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>> Jesus loves me how can it be
>>> That the only son of God should care for me
>>> To take away my sin and set me free
>>> To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>>>
>>> (Higher pitch)
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>> Jesus loves me he loves you too
>>> You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
>>> He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
>>> You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
>>> breaking...through
>>>
>>> (Higher still)
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>> It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>> I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>> Jesus loves me this I know
>>>
>>> Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>>>
>>> THE END
>>
>>Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
>>Sunbeams are not made like me
>>Don't expect me to cry
>>For all the reasons you had to die
>>Don't ever ask your love of me
>>
>>Don't expect me to cry
>>Don't expect me to lie
>>Don't expect me to die for thee
>>
>>Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam
>>Sunbeams are not made like me
>>Don't expect me to cry
>>For all the reasons you'll have to die
>>Don't ever ask your love of me
>>
>>Don't expect me to cry
>>Don't expect me to lie
>>Don't expect me to die for thee
>>
>>Don't expect me to cry
>>Don't expect me to lie
>>Don't expect me to die for thee
>>
>>"Jesus Doesn't Want Me For a Sunbeam"
>>The Vaselines, as repopularized by Nirvana
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
> My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
> Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
> So lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
> Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
> I wait for delivery each day until three,
> So oh lord, won’t you buy me a color tv ?
>
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
> I’m counting on you, lord, please don’t let me down.
> Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
>
> Everybody!
> Oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
> My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends,
> Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
> So oh lord, won’t you buy me a mercedes benz ?
>
>
(spoken)
Jesus.... the missing years
It was raining. It was cold
West Bethlehem was no place for a twelve year old
So he packed his bags and he headed out
To find out what the world's about
He went to France. He went to Spain
He found love. He found pain.
He found stores so he started to shop
But he had no money so he got in trouble with a cop
Kids in trouble with the cops
From Israel didn't have no home
So he cut his hair and moved to Rome
It was there he met his Irish bride
And they rented a flat on the lower east side of Rome...
Italy that is
Music publishers, book binders, Bible belters, Money Changers,
Spoon Benders and lots of pretty Italian chicks.
Charley bought some popcorn
Billy bought a car
Someone almost bought the farm
But they didn't go that far
Things shut down at midnight
At least around here they do
Cause we all reside down the block
Inside at ....23 Skidoo.
Wine was flowing so were beers
So Jesus found his missing years
So He went to a dance and said "This don't move me"
He hiked up his pants and he went to a movie
On his thirteenth birthday he saw "Rebel without a Cause"
He went straight on home and invented Santa Claus
Who gave him a gift and he responded in kind
He gave the gift of love and went out of his mind
You see him and the wife wasn't getting along
So he took out his guitar and he wrote a song
Called "The Dove of Love Fell Off the Perch"
But he couldn't get divorced in the Catholic Church
At least not back then anyhow
Jesus was a good guy he didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a bag of peanuts and
A Coca-Cola and he swallowed it.
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with the Stones
Once He even opened up a three-way package
In Southern California for old George Jones
Charley bought some popcorn
Billy bought a car
Someone almost bought the farm
But they didn't go that far
Things shut down at midnight
At least around here they do
Cause we all reside down the block
Inside at ....23 Skidoo.
The years went by like sweet little days
With babies crying pork chops and beaujolais
When he woke up he was seventeen
The world was angry. The world was mean.
Why the man down the street and the kid on the stoop
All agreed that life stank. All the world smelled like poop
Baby poop that is ..the worst kind
So he grew his hair long and threw away his comb
And headed back to Jerusalem to find Mom, Dad and home
But when he got there the cupboard was bare
Except for an old black man with a fishing rod
He said "Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?"
Jesus said "God"
Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?
I'm a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood
They're gonna kill me Mama. They don't like me Bud.
So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quick
All them people killed him and he wasn't even sick
So come and gather around me my contemporary peers
And I'll tell you all the story of
Jesus...The Missing Years
Charley bought some popcorn
Billy bought a car
Someone almost bought the farm
But they didn't go that far
Things shut down at midnight
At least around here they do
Cause we all reside down the block
Inside at ....23 Skidoo.
We all reside down the block
Inside at ....23 Skidoo.
-John Prine- Jesus...The Missing Years
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 31 Oct 2004 20:56:16 GMT
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>Jesus loves me I know it's true
>Because he died for me and you
>When I think of all the things
>That he went through I want the whole world to know
>and I want to shout the news.
>
>Jesus loves me this I know
>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>Jesus loves me this I know
>Jesus loves me how can it be
>That the only son of God should care for me
>To take away my sin and set me free
>To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>
>(Higher pitch)
>Jesus loves me this I know
>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>Jesus loves me this I know
>Jesus loves me he loves you too
>You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
>He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
>You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
>breaking...through
>
>(Higher still)
>Jesus loves me this I know
>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>Jesus loves me this I know
>
>Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>
>THE END
>
That what you get for dropping you soap in the shower at Brushwood.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Jarto
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 21:05:43 +0000
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On 31 Oct 2004 20:56:16 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
Skull) wrote:
>>Jesus loves me I know it's true
>>Because he died for me and you
>>When I think of all the things
>>That he went through I want the whole world to know
>>and I want to shout the news.
>>
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>Jesus loves me how can it be
>>That the only son of God should care for me
>>To take away my sin and set me free
>>To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>>
>>(Higher pitch)
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>Jesus loves me he loves you too
>>You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
>>He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
>>You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
>>breaking...through
>>
>>(Higher still)
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>
>>Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>>
>>THE END
>>
>
>That what you get for dropping you soap in the shower at Brushwood.
>
>
>MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>
>"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
>
>Charles E. Montague
I'll make sure I don't then if I attend one day.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 15:22:47 -0700
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Jarto wrote:
>
> Rev. Richard Skull worted:
>
> >That what you get for dropping you soap
> >in the shower at Brushwood.
> >
>
> I'll make sure I don't then if I attend one day.
He's kidding. They don't use soap at Brushwood.
They drug you and get you when you pass out.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 02 Nov 2004 23:51:26 GMT
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>On 31 Oct 2004 20:56:16 GMT, mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard
>Skull) wrote:
>
>>>Jesus loves me I know it's true
>>>Because he died for me and you
>>>When I think of all the things
>>>That he went through I want the whole world to know
>>>and I want to shout the news.
>>>
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>Jesus loves me how can it be
>>>That the only son of God should care for me
>>>To take away my sin and set me free
>>>To take my life and make it all that it's meant to be
>>>
>>>(Higher pitch)
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>Jesus loves me he loves you too
>>>You can't understand it all, just believe it's true
>>>He'll take away your old heart and give you one thats new!?
>>>You'll feel the walls come down as his love comes
>>>breaking...through
>>>
>>>(Higher still)
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>It's not just the bible that tells me so
>>>I can feel it, feel it, in my soul
>>>Jesus loves me this I know
>>>
>>>Err...thankyou(Subdued)
>>>
>>>THE END
>>>
>>
>>That what you get for dropping you soap in the shower at Brushwood.
>>
>>
>>MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
>>
>>"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
>>
>>Charles E. Montague
>
>I'll make sure I don't then if I attend one day.
>
>
Thats OK, Magdeline likes to watch. It gets her hot.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague