Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:54:16 -0700
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Can you feel it?
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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you
eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the
floor.
-- Steven Wright
Correspondent:: "NOXwebmasterx@xmbstevensx.com" Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:16:25 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
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> Can you feel it?
>
>
That's just the breath of the person who's standing behind you in the voting
line.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 27 Oct 2004 16:39:03 GMT
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It feels more like suck.
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Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:32:35 +0100
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 07:54:16 -0700, in reply to Zapanaz
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>Can you feel it?
Full moon with added bonus of eclipse.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:51:03 -0400
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In article <7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
> Can you feel it?
No! Is it somebody I killfiled?
I got some great kook MAIL recently but I had actually noticed a bit
LESS than normal on a.s. lately.
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Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 13:04:04 -0700
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In article <271020041451038703%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
> In article <7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
>
> > Can you feel it?
>
> No! Is it somebody I killfiled?
>
> I got some great kook MAIL recently but I had actually noticed a bit
> LESS than normal on a.s. lately.
They're all out campaigning...
pb
Correspondent:: Priestess Pisces Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 03:42:51 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in
news:271020041451038703%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com:
> In article <7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com>, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>> Can you feel it?
>
> No! Is it somebody I killfiled?
>
> I got some great kook MAIL recently but I had actually noticed a bit
> LESS than normal on a.s. lately.
>
I work for federally subsidized transport for the lower income health
care. (bascially i set up van rides for folks on medi****) So usually
before a full moon you get an assload of kooks, weirdos and hosptial
discharges. However today was.. well.. slow.
In addition the charge i have been disputing with dot5hosting (very
disreputable scam of a company btw) was credited back to my account by
my bank.
Then the weirdest of weirds happened....
I went to walmart... and i didnt have to wait in line... and the cashier
was freindly... and could count... and could speak in a language i could
understand.....
I am going back out to look for spaceships RIGHT FUCKING NOW MAN!
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 28 Oct 2004 05:00:08 -0700
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Priestess Pisces wrote in message news:...
> I work for federally subsidized transport for the lower income health
> care. (bascially i set up van rides for folks on medi****) So usually
> before a full moon you get an assload of kooks, weirdos and hosptial
> discharges. However today was.. well.. slow.
> In addition the charge i have been disputing with dot5hosting (very
> disreputable scam of a company btw) was credited back to my account by
> my bank.
> Then the weirdest of weirds happened....
> I went to walmart... and i didnt have to wait in line... and the cashier
> was freindly... and could count... and could speak in a language i could
> understand.....
> I am going back out to look for spaceships RIGHT FUCKING NOW MAN!
Probable factors:
1) 2 undiscovered, beam-emitting "dark planets" are swinging into
line with this year's syzygy.
2) Pre-winter calm-before-storm.
3) Pre-election numbness.
4) Drugs put in water by Halliburton to facilitate pre-election
numbness.
5) Lull before 25 years of "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"
backlashes all at once.
6) God yankin' yer chain again.
7) Holo-suite malfunction.
8) Mass fever dream.
9) Master Kook secretly got Kook membership to hold it in until right
before Xmas.
10) There's finally a "right combination" of meds that really WORK.
--
HellPope Huey
Here's a pineapple.
You know what to do with it.
"My sister would make Ray Charles flinch."
- Larry the Cable Guy
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- Aldous Huxley
Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar" Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 12:29:52 -0400
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote
> 6) God yankin' yer chain again.
That's where my money is.
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 21:16:33 GMT
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"Revi Shankar" wrote in message
news:-Yadnca86vHigxzcRVn-hA@adelphia.com...
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> "HellPopeHuey" wrote
>
> > 6) God yankin' yer chain again.
>
> That's where my money is.
>
Full moon makes crazies, eclipse turns crazies into Pink Zombies. Duh!
--
ArWeMoonies
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 16:09:05 -0700
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On Wed, 27 Oct 2004 14:51:03 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com>, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> Can you feel it?
>
>No! Is it somebody I killfiled?
>
>I got some great kook MAIL recently but I had actually noticed a bit
>LESS than normal on a.s. lately.
Well RLan started posting again
That came as a big surprise.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Remember D.T. Sasuki's famous eight word lecture at UCLA in the
1960s: --- "Zen Buddhism very hard to understand. Thank you."
Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 15:33:09 -0400
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Zapanaz wrote:
> Can you feel it?
>
>
Like my ole pappy used to say, "that ain't the wind blowin', that's
Florida suckin' "
Correspondent:: "Electric Tabbykat" Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 16:19:44 -0400
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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com...
>
> Can you feel it?
Yes.....and it's givin me major wood.... (+ > +)
From: http://www.drudgereport.com/abct.htm
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX
WED OCT 27, 2004 12:42:01 ET
ABCNEWS HOLDS TERROR WARNING TAPE
**Exclusive**
In the last week before the election, ABCNEWS is
holding a videotaped message from a purported
al Qaeda terrorist warning of a new attack on
America, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
The terrorist claims on tape the next attack will
dwarf 9/11. "The streets will run with blood,"
and "America will mourn in silence" because
they will be unable to count the number of the
dead. Further claims: America has brought this
on itself for electing George Bush who has made
war on Islam by destroying the Taliban and making
war on Al Qaeda.
ABCNEWS strongly denies holding the tape back
from broadcast over political concerns during the
last days of the election. The CIA is analyzing the
tape, a top federal source tells the DRUDGE REPORT.
ABCNEWS obtained the tape from a source in
Waziristan, Pakistan over the weekend, "We have been
working 24 hours a day trying to authenticate [the tape],"
a senior ABCNEWS source said Wednesday morning,
dismissing a claim that ABC was planning to air portions
of the video during Monday's WORLD NEWS TONIGHT.
The terrorist's face is concealed by a headdress, and he
speaks in an American accent, making it difficult to identify the
individual.
US intelligence officials believe the man on tape may
be Adam Gadhan - aka Adam Pearlman, a California native who
was highlighted by the FBI in May as an individual most likely
to be involved in or have knowledge of the next al Qaeda attacks.
According to the FBI, Gadahn, 25, attended al-Qaida
training camps and served as an al-Qaida translator.
The disturbing tape runs an hour -- the man simply identifies
himself as 'Assam the American.'
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Correspondent:: "Rich Clark, aka Left Reverend Egg Plant, ULC, CotSG" Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 08:01:59 -0400
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Electric Tabbykat wrote:
> "Zapanaz" wrote in message
> news:7kdvn098ik70q7vuad5fhh1nbfhvlhc92t@4ax.com...
>
>>Can you feel it?
>
>
> Yes.....and it's givin me major wood.... (+ > +)
>
> From: http://www.drudgereport.com/abct.htm
>
> XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX
> WED OCT 27, 2004 12:42:01 ET
> ABCNEWS HOLDS TERROR WARNING TAPE
>
> **Exclusive**
>
> In the last week before the election, ABCNEWS is
> holding a videotaped message from a purported
> al Qaeda terrorist warning of a new attack on
> America, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
>
> The terrorist claims on tape the next attack will
> dwarf 9/11. "The streets will run with blood,"
> and "America will mourn in silence" because
> they will be unable to count the number of the
> dead. Further claims: America has brought this
> on itself for electing George Bush who has made
> war on Islam by destroying the Taliban and making
> war on Al Qaeda.
Hey, I've heard all this before: "I am Cornholio! I need TP for my
bunghole! The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!
You do not want to make my bunghole angry!"