write one for 'The Book of the SubGenius'

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 14:38:55 -0700

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http://www.swarthmore.edu/NatSci/cpurrin1/textbookdisclaimers/

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Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'

Correspondent:: "Ishka Bibble"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 07:05:53 GMT

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> http://www.swarthmore.edu/NatSci/cpurrin1/textbookdisclaimers/
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> --
> Herring communicate with each other
> via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
> sound emitted from their anuses.
> These noises are not produced by
> digestive gases.
> -- from 'The New Scientist'

I gotta question (for the Merkins): Just how the hell are we supposed to
conquer the world with our superior math and science skills when at the same
time crap like this is occuring? I dont see how Cheesus or Buddha is going
to put a man (or woman) on mars.