stuff what has no use (FUN!)

Correspondent:: boguskudzu@yahoo.com (The Admiral)
Date: 17 Nov 2004 11:47:40 -0800

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Just like the title sez, this here is completely useless crapola! The
BEST KIND!!

http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's
nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the
building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:51:30 GMT

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The Admiral wrote:

> Just like the title sez, this here is completely useless crapola! The
> BEST KIND!!
>
> http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
> In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's
> nuclear weapons combined.
>
> On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
>
> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> already married.
>
> Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Now wait just a goddam minute!
I bet you for sure I can make an elephant jump.

I'll make that mutherphucker clear a six-bar gate!

Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 15:45:59 -0800

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In article <914a8470.0411171147.39a639ad@posting.google.com>,
boguskudzu@yahoo.com (The Admiral) wrote:

> All polar bears are left handed.
>
This is only true of arctic polar bears.
Antarctic polar bears are all right handed.

pb

Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 16:38:59 -0500

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The Admiral wrote:
> Just like the title sez, this here is completely useless crapola! The
> BEST KIND!!
>
> http://www.fallingskyhazard.com/catalog.htm
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
>
They tested that on Mythbusters. The conclusion was that a duck's quack
is comprised of a series of interspersed pulses which degrade over time,
which makes the echo (which does indeed exist) simply sound like part
of the original quack.