shielding

Correspondent:: "paco"
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 07:43:59 -0500

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I like my tin foil hats to be made of Alcan tin foil. I have tried other
brands but I find that Alcan works the best. Others may be cheeper but they
lack in ability to block the mind conrol rays. With my trusty Alcan hat I
can stop my fillings from transmitting my location to the saucers. I have
in the past also used a copper foil, and let me tell you, there were no
cosmic death rays penetrating my mind on those days. But I can't find a
source for the stuff. So I have to settle for tin foil. I have heard that
Queen Elizabeth sleeps in a gold foil night gown with gold foil sheets in a
gold lined room at the center of the earth.
But that's too rich for my wallet.
BTW I also use a lead butt plug to keep the aliens from getting me
pregnant. that's right: cover your ass or you'll have alien/human/yeti
children crawling out of it.
My motto: They think what your knowing.