Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 09:27:05 GMT
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"ArWeGod" wrote in message
news:syEmd.45558$QJ3.44040@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
> "purple" wrote in message
> news:BDBC6417.F618%purple@tellurian.com...
> > On 11/14/04 12:12 AM, in article 4196E929.7EA22499@yahoox.com,
> "nenslo"
> > wrote:
> > >> from http://journeyintoreason.blogspot.com/
> > >
> > > This guy is brilliant. I wish he would post here.
> >
> > Fuck you, he already does.
>
> "Do NOT eat crab unless it is the DAY before trash pickup!
> We need to draft some new city ordinances around here. Some fool next
> door disposed of crab shells in his trash FIVE DAYS before trash
pickup,
> and the odor is unbearable. I am fully considering renting a hotel
room
> and sending him the bill. I've got a call in to the police and I'm
> searching www.nolo.com to see what exactly my options are."
>
Another one:
"I thought I respected Robert; I guess I do not.
It so arose that I needed to mail a package via Registered Mail today
(Registered mail is a signature confirmation service offered by the US
Post Office). It does not concern you what the nature of my package was.
I had boxed the item securely in corrugate and taped it closed. I had
also filled out all relevant Registered Mail paperwork. When my turn at
the PO came, I wheeled to the counter and handed the parcel to Robert, a
generally sensible and genial clerk. He, knowing his way around the
regulations, immediately pointed out that non-porous clear tape is not
allowed on Registered Mail packages (one must use paper tape so that
tamper-evident postmarks can be stamped about the perimeter of the
thing). I could see the reason in this and asked him for a length of
said paper tape, which clerk Darryl had supplied me with on occasions
past. He squarely refused to supply me with the tape, which I could
clearly see sitting on a shelf behind him. He even went so far as to
summon the postmaster, an obese woman with horribly splayed tuberous
breasts, to confirm his assertion that the post office does not supply
this sort of tape to its customers, "no matter what [I had] experienced
in the past."
Darryl, whose counter was open, called me over and handed me a length of
the contested tape. Robert, who could not show a regular customer this
simple act of humanity, marched back and forth like an indignant child
whose balls had been bitten off. He then pussied off into the recesses
of the building to re-summon the postmaster, who came out and
reprimanded Darryl. There was not a good humor about any of this; these
dismantled crotches were genuinely indignant over the issue of 18" of
tape.
Long story short, the package went out, and from now on I will post my
parcels between 12 and 1, when I know Robert to be out on the loading
dock. Screw you, Robert."
--
ArWeFuck"Bob"!
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 22:03:30 -0800
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Do you think Thoreau wanted to see a topless woman in a diaper?
YOU WOULD BE INSANE IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE THAT CASE.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 07:05:04 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
> Do you think Thoreau wanted to see a topless woman in a diaper?
> YOU WOULD BE INSANE IF YOU TRIED TO MAKE THAT CASE.