born again voter intimidation
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 08:37:07 -0700
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Or, funnin' with the simple minded.
I don't know the guy, but yesterday I heard him
talking to some bible pounders. He had somehow
persuaded them that today's vote was THE BIG ONE.
That is, ONE of the candidates was actually the
ANTI-CHRIST.
Half of the USA is gonna go to HELL, solely
because they voted once for the anti-Christ.
The other half will be saved because they
DIDN'T vote for the anti-Christ. The best part
was that you HAVE to choose one or the other,
so today is the BIG COSMIC TEST DAY!
"But," he continued, "Which one is it?"
At first they all said Kerry.
"Ah, but the anti-Christ is a MASTER of deception."
He had to persuade them at length that Bush had
lots of things in common with the hypothetical
anti-Christ. This ended up with about a 50/50
split between those who believed it just *had*
to be Kerry and those who were so scared of being
wrong that they wouldn't say.
No real punchline here. But it was fun to watch.
I suppose Bush is the anti-Christ, because nobody
would accuse him of being the anti-Christ.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 10:05:37 -0700
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> That is, ONE of the candidates is actually the
> ANTI-CHRIST.
>
http://tinyurl.com/5waha
...The incident reporting system is an online database
set up by grass-roots organizations, including Verified
Voting Foundation Inc. and Computer Professionals for
Social Responsibility. OF THE 666 INCIDENTS reported in
Florida as of last Wednesday, 33 were linked to alleged
malfunctions of e-voting systems in nine counties. In
Broward County, for example, some voters claimed that
touch-screen systems presented incomplete ballots.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 17:21:40 GMT
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In article <4187A9A2.3587@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> I suppose Bush is the anti-Christ, because nobody
> would accuse him of being the anti-Christ.
It had been my belief that the Anti-Christ would be suave, glib and
efficient. Who would have guessed that all he had to be was a good
shmoozer with rich Bible-thumpers who like to slap waitresses on the ass?
"Heh, I tell you, G'anflar, that Earth is the funniest damned planet
around. Their entertainment media drive them mad with severely
conflicting messages and as a result, they eat their own children and
then worship the shit emitted thereafter. Here, have one of their DVDs;
they taste great when dipped in salsa!"
--
HellPope Huey
Pull my lever, you lush hottie
Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the Goverment gets elected.
- Mr. M. J. Lush
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."
- Homer Simpson
www.georgecarlin.com
Correspondent:: "Ayn_R_Keey"
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 18:06:55 +0000 (UTC)
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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 15:37:07 GMT, nu-monet v7.0,
AKA wrote
in
> Or, funnin' with the simple minded.
>
> I don't know the guy, but yesterday I heard him
> talking to some bible pounders. He had somehow
> persuaded them that today's vote was THE BIG ONE.
>
> That is, ONE of the candidates was actually the
> ANTI-CHRIST.
> -snip-
> "But," he continued, "Which one is it?"
>
> At first they all said Kerry.
trick question-not fair
no choice-no difference-predetermined
not a dime's difference between them.
do you choose your anti christ
distilled with the waters from Jerry's FoulWell
or do you prefer you antichrist
made with the bubbling French water Evian,
played backwards?
YOU MUST CHOOSE!
we are fucked!
>
> No real punchline here. But it was fun to watch.
>
> I suppose Bush is the anti-Christ, because nobody
> would accuse him of being the anti-Christ.
>
>
people often accuse me of being
Aunty_Semantic,
but they are mixing me up
with somebody else,
a_r_k
Correspondent:: "BEN"
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 23:51:02 +1100
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:4187A9A2.3587@succeeds.com...
> Or, funnin' with the simple minded.
>
> I don't know the guy, but yesterday I heard him
> talking to some bible pounders. He had somehow
> persuaded them that today's vote was THE BIG ONE.
he sounds like a great man
> That is, ONE of the candidates was actually the
> ANTI-CHRIST.
>
i always thought of tony blair as being a convincinging satan.
suave, well mannered, ruthless with a smile
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ho chi ho chi zen demands satisfaction, mr jagger!