"Mother Mary on a Cheese Sandwich!"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 09:05:41 -0700

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http://tinyurl.com/5b52f

THE people at eBay were no believers in this
cheesy miracle: half of a 10-year-old grilled
cheese sandwich whose owner claimed it bore
the image of the Virgin Mary.

Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
taken down.

An email Duyser received from eBay said the
sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow
listings that are intended as jokes".

But Duyser, a jewellery designer who has bought
and sold items on eBay for two years, insisted
this was not a laughing matter.

"How could eBay do this to me?" Duyser said
yesterday, hours before the online auction was
supposed to have ended.

EBay spokesman Hani Durzy said he did not have
enough information to comment specifically on
the case.

Duyser thought eBay would be the best place to
show off the sandwich, made on plain white
bread with American cheese. It was cooked with
no oil or butter.

Duyser, 52, said she took a bite after making
it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at
her from the bread. She put the sandwich in a
clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept
it on her night stand.

At first, she was scared by the image, "but
now that I realise how unique it is, I wanted
to share it with the world," Duyser said.

The sandwich, she added, has never sprouted a
spore of mould.


--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:59:46 GMT

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In article <419A2555.7926@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/5b52f
>
> THE people at eBay were no believers in this
> cheesy miracle: half of a 10-year-old grilled
> cheese sandwich whose owner claimed it bore
> the image of the Virgin Mary.
> Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
> week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
> before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
> page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
> taken down.
> An email Duyser received from eBay said the
> sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow
> listings that are intended as jokes".
> But Duyser, a jewellery designer who has bought
> and sold items on eBay for two years, insisted
> this was not a laughing matter.
>"How could eBay do this to me?" Duyser said
> yesterday, hours before the online auction was
> supposed to have ended.

Big deal. That doesn't hold a candle to the Dobbs Dinner Roll
Manifestation of 1984.

--

HellPope Huey
Prophecy, shmophecy, where's the remote?

To knock a thing down,
especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,
is a deep delight of the blood.
- George Santayana

"You know, he said he could slice you like a pizza!
And that your head is hideously misshapen..."
-Gaz, "Invader Zim"


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 17:21:16 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> http://tinyurl.com/5b52f
>
> THE people at eBay were no believers in this
> cheesy miracle: half of a 10-year-old grilled
> cheese sandwich whose owner claimed it bore
> the image of the Virgin Mary.
>
> Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
> week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
> before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
> page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
> taken down.
>
> An email Duyser received from eBay said the
> sandwich broke its policy, which "does not allow
> listings that are intended as jokes".
>
> But Duyser, a jewellery designer who has bought
> and sold items on eBay for two years, insisted
> this was not a laughing matter.
>
> "How could eBay do this to me?" Duyser said
> yesterday, hours before the online auction was
> supposed to have ended.
>
> EBay spokesman Hani Durzy said he did not have
> enough information to comment specifically on
> the case.
>
> Duyser thought eBay would be the best place to
> show off the sandwich, made on plain white
> bread with American cheese. It was cooked with
> no oil or butter.
>
> Duyser, 52, said she took a bite after making
> it 10 years ago and saw a face staring back at
> her from the bread. She put the sandwich in a
> clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept
> it on her night stand.
>
> At first, she was scared by the image, "but
> now that I realise how unique it is, I wanted
> to share it with the world," Duyser said.
>
> The sandwich, she added, has never sprouted a
> spore of mould.
>
> --

Same thing happened when some Guadalupe beaner
in Houston was frying a tortilla, so they got a Church
of the Holy Tortilla with a corn meal masa pancake
on the altar with a Shroud of Turin pitchur on it.

I got a corn flake that looks sort of like "Bob"

And I got a rash on my butt that looks like Nenslo







Correspondent:: "Blaster of Ragheads"
Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 22:34:18 -0500

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:419A2555.7926@succeeds.com...
> http://tinyurl.com/5b52f
>
> Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
> week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
> before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
> page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
> taken down.

The story was on CBS or NBC this evening.

Seems after they (e-Bay) got *hundreds* of
e-mails protesting their discontinuing the auction
they went and put it back up this evening.

It's below.......

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757
&rd=1

Of course there are now the inevitable copycats....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536124922
&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536114800
&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5536183757&
rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536139810
&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=796&item=7114817683&r
d=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19255&item=5536140128
&rd=1

Burnt George W Bush on Grilled Cheese - no Virgin Mary (Skull and Bones
version)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5536111345
&rd=1

FINALLY...THE ALL-SEEING-EYE IN THE GRILLED CHEESE IS HERE (below)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536128909
&rd=1





Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 04:11:39 GMT

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> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:419A2555.7926@succeeds.com...
> > http://tinyurl.com/5b52f
> >
> > Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
> > week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
> > before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
> > page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
> > taken down.

You kids today, so easily impressed. Why, back when *I* was a young
thug and everything was so much cooler, we weren't impressed until a
pterodactyl swooped down and tried to carry away Jimmy's van and I threw
my bolo made of human skulls and caught that fucker in mid-flight and
downed him and boy, was that some mighty fine eatin'. The Virgin Mary
and CHEESE, HAH! That's a bad joke on the FACE of it. Even the Buddha
Pizza Incident, the Wedding Cake of Wotan and the Hindu Hail of Brownies
over the U.N. in 1973 are more memorable. Almost any Subgenius could
crap a better scam in their SLEEP.

--

HellPope Huey
Sweet 16 is great as a birthday party,
but less so as an IQ or number of incarcerations

"Girls are not as good as they look."
- Lydia Lunch, "Bowery Blues"

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
And east is east and west is west
and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Now you tell me what you know.
- Groucho Marx


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 00:05:47 GMT

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>> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
>> news:419A2555.7926@succeeds.com...
>> > http://tinyurl.com/5b52f
>> >
>> > Diana Duyser put the sandwich up for sale last
>> > week, drawing bids as high as $US22,000 ($28,470)
>> > before eBay pulled the item on Sunday night. The
>> > page was viewed nearly 100,000 times before being
>> > taken down.
>
> You kids today, so easily impressed. Why, back when *I* was a young
>thug and everything was so much cooler, we weren't impressed until a
>pterodactyl swooped down and tried to carry away Jimmy's van and I threw
>my bolo made of human skulls and caught that fucker in mid-flight and
>downed him and boy, was that some mighty fine eatin'. The Virgin Mary
>and CHEESE, HAH! That's a bad joke on the FACE of it. Even the Buddha
>Pizza Incident, the Wedding Cake of Wotan and the Hindu Hail of Brownies
>over the U.N. in 1973 are more memorable. Almost any Subgenius could
>crap a better scam in their SLEEP.
>
I saw "BoB' on my toilet paper last night after I excredimated!

I should have saved it and placed that on E-Bay!




MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 01:29:20 GMT

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In article <20041117190547.06417.00000523@mb-m22.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:

> I saw "BoB' on my toilet paper last night after I excredimated!
> I should have saved it and placed that on E-Bay!

You can use that as money at small stores in isolated parts of the
South. Just tell 'em its Jesus. I once got 12 Hershey bars and 4 quarts
of Pennzoil with just one square like that.

--

HellPope Huey
Religion is the opiate of people who need a hash break.

"..so here it hangs, like a gym sock on a shower rod."
- "The West Wing"

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems
just with potatoes.
- Douglas Adams


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 23:11:03 GMT

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> You can use that as money at small stores in isolated parts of the
>South. Just tell 'em its Jesus. I once got 12 Hershey bars and 4 quarts
>of Pennzoil with just one square like that.

Speaking of Pennzoil, I saw the image of the Sacred World Cup golfer in an ad
in PC World Magazine.

I was trying to decypher the hiden messages. But since I was at work, I was
getting too much negative slack energy.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 18 Nov 2004 19:41:49 -0800

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HellPope Huey wrote in message news:...
>
> You kids today, so easily impressed. Why, back when *I* was a young
> thug and everything was so much cooler, we weren't impressed until a
> pterodactyl swooped down and tried to carry away Jimmy's van and I threw
> my bolo made of human skulls and caught that fucker in mid-flight and
> downed him and boy, was that some mighty fine eatin'.


You *killed* Northrop and *ate him for dinner*?

Huey, I raised that Pterodactyl from a chick; he was like a brother to
me.

Do you have any idea what it was like waiting for him to come back to
the cliff week afeter week, and finally having to tell little
Quetzalquatl and Tlaloc their daddy was never going to come back?

Never going to come back?

You're a very bad man, H.P. Huey.

--
I hope he gave you gas.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 17:25:11 GMT

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In article <72e1e1e3.0411181941.1f93ee42@posting.google.com>,
chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in message
> news:...
> >
> > You kids today, so easily impressed. Why, back when *I* was a young
> > thug and everything was so much cooler, we weren't impressed until a
> > pterodactyl swooped down and tried to carry away Jimmy's van and I threw
> > my bolo made of human skulls and caught that fucker in mid-flight and
> > downed him and boy, was that some mighty fine eatin'.
>
> You *killed* Northrop and *ate him for dinner*?

With fava beans and a nice tumbler of "Hair of the Dobbs" brand Social
Lubricant and Battery Post Cleaner.

> Huey, I raised that Pterodactyl from a chick; he was like a brother to
> me.

This may have something to do with why you were denied a spread in
Playgirl.

> Do you have any idea what it was like waiting for him to come back to
> the cliff week after week, and finally having to tell little
> Quetzalquatl and Tlaloc their daddy was never going to come back?
> Never going to come back?

I mailed you the skull when we were done. What the hell else do you
want?

> You're a very bad man, H.P. Huey.

Naw, I just play one online. In real life, I am a warm and playful
companion hampered only by being a telekinetic alcoholic. I never have
to pay for a drop.

> I hope he gave you gas.

That and the toothiest, most scarring blowjob I evah got. OW OW OW

--

HellPope Huey
I clicked my ruby slippers together,
but nothing happened
and the bikers beat the crap out of me anyway

We are here on Earth to do good to others.
What the others are here for, I don't know.
- W. H. Auden

"In the event of an emergency,
I stand in a field with a cow and wait to be airlifted."
- "The West Wing"


Correspondent:: chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 15:13:35 -0800

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HellPope Huey wrote in message news:...

>[Pteradactyl]
>
> I mailed you the skull when we were done. What the hell else do you
> want?
>

The thyroid. You have no idea what Tlaloc's like when he's off his meds.


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 02:01:03 GMT

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In article <72e1e1e3.0411211513.50e1d2a8@posting.google.com>,
chaos_israel@antisocial.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote in message
> news:...
>
> >[Pteradactyl]
> > I mailed you the skull when we were done. What the hell else do you
> > want?
>
> The thyroid. You have no idea what Tlaloc's like when he's off his meds.

Oh, I'll bet I can imagine REALLY, REALLY CLEARLY. When I'm on my meds.

--

HellPope Huey
Give me the strength to change the things I can change,
to accept the things I cannot
and a great big bag of money.

It is no measure of health
to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
- Krishnamurti

"Like a midget at a urinal,
I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
- "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult"