This can't be real
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:41:25 -0500
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An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
ALT.SLACK?
Either that or my newsserver is hosed again. Did I miss a memo or did
everybody all of a sudden get a life?
(a quick check of cnn.com reveals no saucer landings, either).
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Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 01:45:45 GMT
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:IfWdnSwraMVYsTTcRVn-sA@giganews.com...
> An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post
> to ALT.SLACK?
>
> Either that or my newsserver is hosed again. Did I miss a memo or did
> everybody all of a sudden get a life?
>
> (a quick check of cnn.com reveals no saucer landings, either).
>
> [*]
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>
We were waiting for you, now shave off and meet us in the mud bath, bring
your GOOD hat
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 21:09:44 -0500
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>>We were waiting for you, now shave off and meet us in the mud bath, bring
your GOOD hat
Well, I do have such an one. Perhaps this is news to a 'stra'in like you,
there was a Dobbs hat company here in the US several decades back, and I
happen to own one antique homberg style hat. I could wear that.
I'm sure eBay could provide you with one if you wait for it to get shipped
all the way down there, however, there's no telling what size it might be.
Mine's a little tiny, barely circumscribing my advanced Yeti cranium, but
you take what you can get.
Bit of a chill here for mud bathing, but a shave would feel darn good,
thanks.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 18:32:09 -0800
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:41:25 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
>An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
>ALT.SLACK?
>
>Either that or my newsserver is hosed again. Did I miss a memo or did
>everybody all of a sudden get a life?
>
>(a quick check of cnn.com reveals no saucer landings, either).
>
>[*]
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>
We're conserving bandwidth.
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the
Universe is winning." - Rich Cook
Correspondent:: "Rev. Simian"
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 03:23:30 +0000
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. iDRMRSR
sat down and wrote
>An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
>ALT.SLACK?
>
>Either that or my newsserver is hosed again. Did I miss a memo or did
>everybody all of a sudden get a life?
I'm out having fun.
--
Rev. Simian
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 23:36:31 -0500
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On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:41:25 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
> An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
> ALT.SLACK?
I haven't been posting much because I'm busy trying to resolve the voting
fraud trouble in the Ukraine. I keep getting the two candidate's names
mixed up, which doesn't help.
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Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 23:30:46 -0800
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Nov 2004 20:41:25 -0500, iDRMRSR wrote:
>
>
>>An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
>>ALT.SLACK?
>
A Saturday night and nothing to do but monitor alt.slack..
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 08:12:10 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
> An hour and fifteen minutes pass on a Saturday night and not one new post to
> ALT.SLACK?
>
> Either that or my newsserver is hosed again. Did I miss a memo or did
> everybody all of a sudden get a life?
>
> (a quick check of cnn.com reveals no saucer landings, either).
I was beta testing the new "Bugger Me Nenslo" doll and I couldn't sit
down at the computer till the next day. With a little tweaking, I think
it will be ready for Christmas.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 17:07:47 GMT
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In article <41a9e99a@nntp.zianet.com>,
Baldin Pramer wrote:
> I was beta testing the new "Bugger Me Nenslo" doll and I couldn't sit
> down at the computer till the next day. With a little tweaking, I think
> it will be ready for Christmas.
I'd be very curious to hear exactly what phrases it utters. I'll bet
they're real corkers.
--
HellPope Huey
People and puppies have one striking similarity:
if you squeeze 'em too hard,
they'll usually piss on you
Everything was vanity and striving after wind.
- Ecclesiastes 2:1-11
"CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!!"
- Stewie Griffin
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 10:08:05 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41a9e99a@nntp.zianet.com>,
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>
>>I was beta testing the new "Bugger Me Nenslo" doll and I couldn't sit
>>down at the computer till the next day. With a little tweaking, I think
>>it will be ready for Christmas.
>
>
> I'd be very curious to hear exactly what phrases it utters. I'll bet
> they're real corkers.
This one has the speaking feature disabled. The leatherette butt plug
glows red, though, in synchronization with what I assume is the rhythm
of the speech. You have never seen such despicable, antisocial
pulsations. Expect the next crop of teenagers to be lethal.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 17:39:46 GMT
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In article <41aca7c4$1@nntp.zianet.com>,
Baldin Pramer wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <41a9e99a@nntp.zianet.com>,
> > Baldin Pramer wrote:
> >
> >>I was beta testing the new "Bugger Me Nenslo" doll and I couldn't sit
> >>down at the computer till the next day. With a little tweaking, I think
> >>it will be ready for Christmas.
> >
> > I'd be very curious to hear exactly what phrases it utters. I'll bet
> > they're real corkers.
>
> This one has the speaking feature disabled. The leatherette butt plug
> glows red, though, in synchronization with what I assume is the rhythm
> of the speech. You have never seen such despicable, antisocial
> pulsations. Expect the next crop of teenagers to be lethal.
What do you MEAN "the NEXT crop?"
--
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and like expecting to get all of your nutritional needs
from just Sugar Frosted Flakes, likely to lead to scurvy.
"Its funny because its poison!"
- "Futurama"
"I am a turkey. Kill me."
- "Addams Family Values"
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 11:12:49 -0700
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41aca7c4$1@nntp.zianet.com>,
> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>
>>HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>>>In article <41a9e99a@nntp.zianet.com>,
>>> Baldin Pramer wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I was beta testing the new "Bugger Me Nenslo" doll and I couldn't sit
>>>>down at the computer till the next day. With a little tweaking, I think
>>>>it will be ready for Christmas.
>>>
>>> I'd be very curious to hear exactly what phrases it utters. I'll bet
>>>they're real corkers.
>>
>>This one has the speaking feature disabled. The leatherette butt plug
>>glows red, though, in synchronization with what I assume is the rhythm
>>of the speech. You have never seen such despicable, antisocial
>>pulsations. Expect the next crop of teenagers to be lethal.
>
>
> What do you MEAN "the NEXT crop?"
I tried the current crop, and they are OK if you remove the outer layer
of skin and the white tufts.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.