The Goat Lab

Correspondent:: DrNerdware
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:16:28 +0000

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http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/story/0,6761,1339464,00.html
Saturday October 30, 2004
The Guardian

It is the summer of 1983. Major General Albert Stubblebine III is
sitting behind his desk in Arlington, Virginia, and he is staring at his
wall, upon which hang his numerous military awards. They detail a long
and distinguished career. He is the US army's chief of intelligence,
with 16,000 soldiers under his command. He controls numerous covert
counter-intelligence and spying units, scattered throughout the world.
He would be in charge of the prisoner-of-war interrogations, too, except
this is 1983, and the war is cold, not hot.

He looks past his awards to the wall itself. There is something he feels
he needs to do even though the thought of it frightens him. He thinks
about the choice he has to make. He can stay in his office or he can go
into the next office. He has made his decision. He is going into the
next office. He stands up, moves out from behind his desk and begins to
walk. He thinks to himself, what is the atom mostly made up of anyway?
Space!

He quickens his pace.

What am I mostly made up of? Atoms!

He is almost at a jog now.

What is the wall mostly made up of, he thinks. Atoms! All I have to do
is merge the spaces. The wall is an illusion.

Then General Stubblebine bangs his nose hard on the wall of his office.

He is confounded by his continual failure to walk through his wall.
There is no doubt in his mind that the ability to pass through objects
will one day be a common tool in the intelligence-gathering arsenal. And
when that happens, well, is it too naive to believe it would herald the
dawning of a world without war? Who would want to screw around with an
army that could do that?

These powers are attainable, so the only question is, by whom? Who in
the military is already geared towards this kind of thing? And then the
answer comes to him. Special Forces! This is why, in the late summer of
1983, General Stubblebine flies down to Fort Bragg in North Carolina.

Fort Bragg is vast - a town guarded by armed soldiers, with a mall, a
cinema, restaurants, golf courses, and accommodation for 45,000 soldiers
and their families. The general's meeting is in the Special Forces
Command Centre. "I'm coming down here with an idea," he begins. The
commanders nod.

"If you have a unit operating outside the protection of mainline units,
what happens if somebody gets wounded?" He surveys the blank faces
around the room. "Psychic healing!" he says. "If you use your mind to
heal, you can probably come out with your whole team alive and intact."

The Special Forces commanders don't look particularly interested in
psychic healing.

"OK," says General Stubblebine. The reception he's getting is really
quite chilly. "Wouldn't it be a neat idea if you could teach somebody to
do this?" General Stubblebine rifles through his bag and produces, with
a flourish, bent cutlery.

Silence. He tries again.

"Animals!" says General Stubblebine.

The Special Forces commanders glance at one another.

"Stopping the hearts of animals," he continues. "Bursting the hearts of
animals. This is the idea I'm coming in with. You have access to
animals, right?"

"Uh," say Special Forces. "Not really ... "

General Stubblebine's trip to Fort Bragg was a disaster. It still makes
him blush to recall it. He ended up taking early retirement in 1984. His
doomed attempt to walk through his wall and his seemingly futile journey
to Fort Bragg have remained undisclosed until the moment he told me
about them in the Tarrytown Hilton in upstate New York on a cold
winter's day two years into the war on terror. "You know," he said, "I
really thought they were great ideas. I still do."

What the general didn't know, as he proposed his clandestine animal
heart-bursting programme, was that Special Forces were concealing the
fact that they did have access to animals, there were a hundred goats in
a shed just a few yards down the road.

General Stubblebine, I discovered, had commanded a secret military
psychic spying unit between 1981 and 1984. The unit wasn't quite as
glamorous as it might sound, he said. It was basically half a dozen
soldiers sitting inside a heavily guarded, condemned clapboard building
in Fort Meade, Maryland, trying to be psychic. Officially the unit did
not exist. The psychics were what is known in military jargon as Black
Op. When one of them got a vision - of a Russian warship, or a future
event - he would sketch it, and pass the sketches up the chain of
command. And then, in 1995, the CIA closed them down.

I tracked down a former Special Forces psychic spy to Hawaii. Glenn
Wheaton, retired sergeant first class, was a big man with a tight crop
of red hair and a Vietnam-vet-style handlebar moustache. He told me how
in the mid-1980s Special Forces undertook a secret initiative, codenamed
Project Jedi, to create super soldiers - soldiers with super powers. One
such power was the ability to walk into a room and instantly be aware of
every detail; that was level one.

Level two, he said, was intuition - making correct decisions. "Somebody
runs up to you and says, 'There's a fork in the road. Do we turn left or
do we turn right?' And you go" - Glenn snapped his fingers - "We go right!"

"What was the level above that?" I asked.

"Invisibility," said Glenn. "After a while we adapted it to just finding
a way of not being seen."

"What was the level above invisibility?" I asked.

"Uh," said Glenn. He paused for a moment. "We had a master sergeant who
could stop the heart of a goat ... just by wanting the goat's heart to
stop. He did it at least once."

"Where did this happen?" I asked.

"Down in Fort Bragg," he said, "at a place called Goat Lab."

Goat Lab, which exists to this day, is secret. Most of the soldiers who
live and work within Fort Bragg don't even know of its existence. Those
military personnel not in the loop, said Glenn, assume that the rickety
clapboard hospital buildings dating from the second world war, are
derelict. In fact, they are filled with one hundred de-bleated goats.

Goat Lab was originally created as a clandestine laboratory to provide
surgical training for Special Forces soldiers. During this more
conventional phase of the goats' lives, each one was taken through a
soundproofed door into a bunker and shot in the leg using a bolt gun.
Then the Special Forces trainees would rush the goat into an operating
theatre, anaesthetise it, dress the wound and nurse it back to health.
Goat Lab used to be called Dog Lab, but it turned out that nobody wanted
to do all that to dogs, so they switched to goats. It was apparently
determined within Special Forces that it was just about impossible to
form an emotional bond with a goat.

I pressed Glenn: "Whose original idea was the goat staring?"

Glenn sighed. He said a name. Over the next few months, others gave me
the same name. It kept coming up. It is a name few people outside the
military have ever heard. But this one man, armed with a passion for the
occult and a belief in superhuman powers, has had a profound and
hitherto unchronicled impact on almost every aspect of US army life.
General Stubblebine's doomed attempt to pass through his wall was
inspired by this man, as was - at the other end of the scale of secrecy
- the US army's famous TV recruitment slogan, "Be All You Can Be".

The man was named Jim Channon, and he, too, lives in Hawaii.

Lieutenant Colonel Jim Channon (retired) remembers exactly how it all
began, the one precise moment that sparked the whole thing off. It was
his first day in combat in Vietnam, and he found himself flying in one
of 400 helicopters, thundering above the Song Dong Nai river, towards a
place known to him as War Zone D. They landed among the bodies of the
Americans who had failed to capture War Zone D four days earlier.

"The soldiers," said Jim, "had been cooked in the sun and laid out like
a wall."

An American soldier to Jim's right jumped out of his helicopter and
began firing wildly. Jim shouted at him to stop but the soldier couldn't
hear him. So Jim leapt on him and wrestled him to the ground.

And then a sniper fired a single shot at Jim's platoon. Everyone just
stood there. The sniper fired again, and the Americans started running
towards the one and only palm tree in sight. Jim was running so fast
that he skidded face first into it. He heard someone behind him shout:
"VC in black pyjamas one hundred metres."

About 20 seconds later, Jim thought to himself, Why is nobody shooting?
What are they waiting for? They can't be waiting for me to instruct them
to shoot, can they?

"TAKE HIM OUT!" screamed Jim.

And so the soldiers started shooting, and when it was over a small team
walked forward to find the body. But, for all the gunfire, they had
failed to hit the sniper. Moments later, the sniper killed one of Jim's
soldiers with a bullet through his lungs. His name was Private First
Class Shaw.

When he returned to the US, it was Jim's job to drive around the country
to meet parents and give them citations and the personal belongings of
their dead children. It was during these long drives that Jim replayed
in his mind the moments that had led to the death of Private First Class
Shaw. Jim had yelled for his soldiers to kill the sniper, and they had
all, as one, and with every shot, fired high. "This came to be
understood as a common reaction when fresh soldiers fire on humans," Jim
said. "It is not a natural thing to shoot people."

(What Jim had seen tallied with studies conducted after the second world
war by the military historian, General SLA Marshall. He interviewed
thousands of American infantrymen and concluded that only 15-20% of them
had actually shot to kill. The rest had fired high or not fired at all,
busying themselves however else they could.)

It was heartbreaking for Jim to realise that Private First Class Shaw
had died because his fellow soldiers were impulsively guileless and
kind-hearted, and not the killing machines the army wanted them to be.
"The kind of person attracted to military service has a great deal of
difficulty being ... cunning. We suffered in Vietnam from not being
cunning. We just presented ourselves in our righteousness and we got our
butts shot off."

And so, in 1977, Jim wrote to the vice chief of staff for the army in
the Pentagon, saying he wanted the army to learn how to be more cunning.
He wanted to go on a fact-finding mission. The Pentagon agreed to pay
Jim's salary and expenses.

It was early in Steven Halpern's career as a composer of a series of
meditation and subliminal CDs (titles include Achieving Your Ideal
Weight and Nurturing Your Inner Child) that he met Jim Channon in 1978
at a New Age conference in California. Jim said he wanted somehow to use
Steven's music to make the American soldier more peaceful, and he also
hoped to deploy Steven's music in the battlefield to make the enemy feel
more peaceful too. "He said he needed to convince the higher-up military
brass; the top ranks," said Steven. "These are people who had never
known a meditative state. I think he wanted to get them into it without
naming it."

Or maybe hypnotise them with subliminal sounds?

Steven told me a little about the power of subliminal sounds. One time,
he said, an American evangelical church blasted the congregation with
silent sounds during the hymns. At the end of the service, they found
their donations had tripled.

Almost all the people Jim visited during his two-year journey were, like
Steven Halpern, Californians. Jim went through Reichian rebirthing,
primal arm-wrestling, and naked hot-tub encounter sessions at the Esalen
Institute. He saw it as America's role "to lead the world to paradise".

He returned from his journey in 1979 and produced what he called First
Earth Battalion Operations Manual. The manual was a 125-page mixture of
drawings and graphs and maps and polemical essays and point by point
redesigns of every aspect of military life. The new battlefield uniform
would include pouches for ginseng regulators, divining tools, foodstuffs
to enhance night vision and a loudspeaker that would automatically emit
"indigenous music and words of peace". Soldiers would carry with them
into hostile countries "symbolic animals" such as lambs. The soldiers
would learn to give the enemy "an automatic hug".

There was, Jim accepted, a possibility that these measures might not be
enough to pacify an enemy. In that eventuality, the loudspeakers
attached to the uniforms would be switched to broadcast "discordant
sounds". Bigger loudspeakers would be mounted on military vehicles, each
playing acid rock music out of synch with the other to confuse the enemy.

Back on base, robes and hoods would be worn for the mandatory First
Earth Battalion rituals. The misogynistic and aggressive old chants ("I
don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold ...") would
be phased out and replaced by a new one: "Om."

First Earth Battalion trainees would "attain the power to pass through
objects such as walls, bend metal with their minds, walk on fire,
calculate faster than a computer, stop their own hearts with no ill
effects, see into the future, be able to hear and see other people's
thoughts".

Now all Jim had to do was sell these ideas to the military.

He presented his great plan to his commanders at the officers' club in
Fort Knox in the spring of 1979 - four-star generals and major generals
and brigadier generals and colonels - and he had them captivated. Word
spread.

General Stubblebine was a West Point man with a master's degree in
chemical engineering from Columbia. He learned about the First Earth
Battalion when he was stationed at the army's Intelligence School in
Arizona. Stubblebine's tenure as commander of Military Intelligence
coincided with huge slashes in his budget. These were the post-Vietnam
"draw down" days, and the Pentagon wanted their soldiers to achieve more
with less money. Learning how to walk through walls and the like was an
ambitious but inexpensive enterprise. And so it was that Jim Channon's
madcap vision, triggered by his post-combat depression, found its way
into the highest levels of the US military.

In May 2003, shortly after President Bush had announced "the end of
major hostilities" in the war in Iraq, a little piece of the First Earth
Battalion philosophy was put into practice by PsyOps (US army
Psychological Operations) behind a disused railway station in the tiny
Iraqi town of al-Qa'im, on the Syrian border. The people of al-Qa'im did
not know that Baghdad had fallen to coalition troops, so Sergeant Mark
Hadsell and his PsyOps unit were there to distribute leaflets bearing
the news. Adam Piore, a Newsweek journalist, was tagging along, covering
the "end of major hostilities" from the PsyOps perspective.

At that time it was pretty calm in al-Qa'im. By the end of the year, US
forces would be under frequent guerrilla bombardment in the town. In
November 2003, one of Saddam Hussein's air defence commanders - Major
General Abed Hamed Mowhoush - would die under interrogation right there
at the disused train station. ("Natural causes," said the official US
military statement. "Mowhoush's head was not hooded during questioning.")

One night, Adam was hanging out in the squadron command centre when
Sergeant Hadsell wandered over to him. He winked conspiratorially and
said, "Go look out by where the prisoners are." Adam knew that the
prisoners were housed in a yard behind the train station. The army had
parked a convoy of shipping containers back there, and as Adam wandered
towards them he could see a bright flashing light. He could hear music
too. It was Metallica's Enter Sandman. From a distance it looked as
though some weird and slightly sinister disco was taking place.

A young American soldier was holding a really bright light and he was
flashing it on and off, on and off, into the shipping container. Enter
Sandman was echoing violently around the steel walls. Adam stood there
for a moment and watched. The song ended and then, immediately, it began
again.

The young soldier holding the light glanced over at Adam. He carried on
flashing it and said, "You need to go away now."

"Did you look inside the container?" I asked Adam when he was telling me
this story two months later, back in the Newsweek offices in New York.

"No," said Adam. "When the guy told me that I had to go away, I went
away." He paused. "But it was kind of obvious what was going on in there."

Adam called Newsweek from his cellphone and pitched them a number of
stories. Their favourite was the Metallica one. "I was told to write it
as a humorous thing," said Adam. "They wanted a complete play-list." So
Adam asked around. It turned out that songs blasted at prisoners
included the soundtrack to the movie XXX; a song that went "Burn
Motherfucker Burn"; and, rather more surprisingly, the I Love You song
from Barney the Purple Dinosaur's show, along with songs from Sesame Street.

I first learned about the Barney torture story on May 19, 2003, when it
ran as a funny, "And finally"-type item on NBC's Today show:

Ann Curry (news anchor): US forces in Iraq are using what some are
calling a cruel and unusual tool to break the resistance of Iraqi POWs,
and trust me, a lot of parents would agree! Some prisoners are being
forced to listen to Barney the Purple Dinosaur sing the I Love You song
for 24 straight hours ...

NBC cut to a clip from Barney, in which the purple dinosaur flopped
around amid his gang of ever-smiling stage-school kids. Everyone in the
studio laughed. Ann Curry put on a funny kind of
"poor-little-prisoners"-type voice to report the story.

It's the First Earth Battalion, I thought.

I had no doubt that the notion of using music as a form of mental
torture had been popularised and perfected within the military as a
distortion of Jim's manual. Before he came along, military music was
confined to the marching-band-type and other rousing music to fire up
the troops. It was Jim who came up with the idea of using loudspeakers
in the battlefield to broadcast "discordant sounds" such as "acid-rock
music out of synch" to confuse the enemy, and the use of similar sounds
in the interrogation arena.

I called Jim right away.

"They're rounding people up in Iraq, taking them to a shipping
container, and blasting them repeatedly with children's music while
repeatedly flashing a bright light at them," I said. "Is that one of
your legacies?"

"Yes!" Jim said. He sounded thrilled. "I'm so pleased to hear that!"

Why?

"They're obviously trying to lighten the environment," he said, "and
give these people some comfort, instead of beating them to death!"

I think Jim was imagining something more like a crèche than a steel
container at the back of a disused railway station. "I guess if they
play them Barney and Sesame Street once or twice," I said, "that's
lightening and comforting, but if they play it, say, 50,000 times into a
steel box in the desert heat, that's more ... uh ... torturous?"

"I'm no psychologist," said Jim, a little sharply.

"But the use of music ..." I said.

"That's what the First Earth Battalion did," said Jim. "It opened the
military mind to how to use music."

Barney had become the funniest joke of the war. Within hours of Adam
Piore's Newsweek article appearing, the internet was aflame with Barney
torture-related wisecracks such as "An endless loop of the theme song
from Titanic by Celine Dion would be infinitely worse! They'd confess
everything within 10 minutes!"

Adam himself had told me that he was finding the impact of his Barney
story quite baffling. It was picked up everywhere, and was invariably
treated as a humorous story. "It was sort of outrageous to be in this
shit hole up on the border in an abandoned train station, totally
uncomfortable, unable to take showers, sleeping on cots, and when we
finally got cable a couple of days later, scrolling across the screen is
this ... Barney story."

Kenneth Roth, of Human Rights Watch, was clearly sick of talking about
Barney by the time I caught up with him. "They have," said Kenneth,
"been very savvy in that respect."

"Savvy?" I said.

He seemed to be implying that the Barney story had been deliberately
disseminated just so all the human rights violations being committed in
post-war Iraq could be reduced to this one joke.

When I returned to the UK, I found I had been sent seven photographs.
They were taken by a Newsweek photographer, Patrick Andrade, in May
2003, and captioned, "An escaped detainee is returned to a holding area
in al-Qa'im, Iraq." There is no sign of loudspeakers, but the pictures
do show the interior of one of the shipping containers behind the
disused railway station.

In the first of the photographs, two powerfully built American soldiers
are pushing the detainee through a landscape of corrugated iron and
barbed wire. He doesn't look hard to push. He is as skinny as a rake. A
rag covers his face. One of the soldiers has a handgun pressed to the
back of his neck. In all the other photographs, the detainee is inside
the shipping container. He is barefoot, a thin plastic strap binds his
ankles and he's crouched against the silver corrugated wall. The metal
floor is covered with brown dust and pools of liquid. Right at the back
of the shipping container, deep in the shadows, you can just make out
the figure of another detainee huddled on the floor, his face masked by
a hood.

Now the rag only covers the first man's eyes, so you can see his face,
which is lined, like an old man's, but his wispy moustache reveals that
he's probably about 17. There's an open wound on one of his skinny arms.
He might have done terrible things. I know nothing about him other than
these seven fragments of his life. But I can say this. In the last
photograph he is screaming so hard it almost looks as if he's laughing.


Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:27:05 -0500

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"DrNerdware" wrote ...

> It was apparently
> determined within Special Forces that it was just about impossible to
> form an emotional bond with a goat.

Oh, piffle. They OBVIOUSLY haven't been trying very hard. Pikers.