The Amazing Time Cube
Correspondent:: Modemac
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 22:30:51 GMT
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It's been a while since I've seen a genuine kook rant like this one:
http://www.timecube.com/
This guy took what was probably a self-published pamphlet, added some
basic HTML to it, and voila!
"Do you care to know that Cubic Creation
debunks the Word God and Word World of
the educated stupid human Word Animal?"
"Evil educators suppress
student free speech right
to debate Cubic Creation.
Evil students don't object."
And on and on and on...
(Check out the part at the bottom where he asks if you are Jewish.)
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 00:20:42 -0000
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Modemac wrote in
news:7akkq0193p431otnlc5usdhq4ovsnc1vvp@4ax.com:
> It's been a while since I've seen a genuine kook rant like this one:
>
> http://www.timecube.com/
>
> This guy took what was probably a self-published pamphlet, added some
> basic HTML to it, and voila!
You have been posting on the usernet for as long as I can remember and this
is the first time you have met the timecube guy? It might be that you are
reading the wrong joke religion newsgroup.
-phy
Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:55:41 -0500
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"phy" wrote in message
news:Xns95AFBAA7D4964phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44...
> Modemac wrote in
> news:7akkq0193p431otnlc5usdhq4ovsnc1vvp@4ax.com:
>
>> It's been a while since I've seen a genuine kook rant like this one:
>>
>> http://www.timecube.com/
>>
>> This guy took what was probably a self-published pamphlet, added some
>> basic HTML to it, and voila!
>
> You have been posting on the usernet for as long as I can remember and
> this
> is the first time you have met the timecube guy? It might be that you are
> reading the wrong joke religion newsgroup.
>
> -phy
Ya I ran into that somehow before. Thing is - IT'S FOR REAL. LMAROTL. I
apologize for the HTML. Just couldn't strip it. Here's the link:
http://timecube0.tripod.com/
Did You Know... that you are an idiot?
Yes, you. Sitting in that chair built by mindless academics, staring at your
computer of shame that kills innocent children merely by existing.
YOU are John Q. stupid wanker, too stupid to know the truth that is TIME
CUBE.
Only Gene Ray, greatest thinker and wisest human, knows how to stop you from
brutally raping children with your indoctrinated lies.
This child will die if you do not accept the truth of TIME CUBE. Do you want
this child to die? Non-acceptance of TIME CUBE equates to eating children
alive. So go on, eat him. You might as well.
If you accept that you are an idiot unfit for life on Earth, then you are
well on your way to enlightenment. Click the links on the left to continue.
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Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 14:02:21 -0500
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OMG. Damn you Modemac for returning this to my attention. I've been googling
Gene Ray, the champion of Time Cube. I NOMINATE HIM FOR SAINTHOOD!! Must see
interview with UBERKOOK EXTRAORDINAIRE here:
http://www.great-debate.com/tv.htm
I'm uploading it to binaries.slack for posterity.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 13:43:58 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
> OMG. Damn you Modemac for returning this to my
> attention. I've been googling Gene Ray, the
> champion of Time Cube. I NOMINATE HIM FOR
> SAINTHOOD!! Must see interview with UBERKOOK
> EXTRAORDINAIRE here:
> http://www.great-debate.com/tv.htm
>
> I'm uploading it to binaries.slack for posterity.
Henceforth, he shares July 13 with St. Macarena, on
the official calendar:
July
13 St. Macarena/St. Gene Ray
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
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