Subg Theo question
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 17:39:06 -0500

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Is Bob Crane a saint yet? Just saw a moobie about him on DVD. Pity he
didn't live past the Betamax era, he'd be in Pussy Heaven now if he had seen
the internet.

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:30:54 -0700

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iDRMRSR wrote:
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> Is Bob Crane a saint yet?

Oct...
31 St. Bob Crane (Night of a Thousand Screams)

It is believed that he walks among the living
in Scottsdale, AZ on that night, bringing joy to
kinky women with car aerial spankings, and success
to those who produce really awfully edited videos.

He is the SubGenius patron saint of tunnels, dinner
theater, VHS tape, and really awfully edited video
producers.

Supplications to him are made by burning a candle
and pouring the hot wax on somebody's chest, in
hope that your video and audio tracks will be in
sync.


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Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 11:20:42 +0000

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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:30:54 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:

>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>
>> Is Bob Crane a saint yet?
>
>Oct...
>31 St. Bob Crane (Night of a Thousand Screams)
>
>It is believed that he walks among the living
>in Scottsdale, AZ on that night, bringing joy to
>kinky women with car aerial spankings, and success
>to those who produce really awfully edited videos.
>
>He is the SubGenius patron saint of tunnels, dinner
>theater, VHS tape, and really awfully edited video
>producers.
>
>Supplications to him are made by burning a candle
>and pouring the hot wax on somebody's chest, in
>hope that your video and audio tracks will be in
>sync.

Apparent from the SubG calendar, do you have full bios like this one
on all our beloved saints/saintess/anti-saints?



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 14 Nov 2004 20:51:44 GMT

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In article <4197754A.5105@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> IMBJR wrote:
>> > On Sun, 14 Nov 2004 07:45:29 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
> > :
>> > >IMBJR wrote:
> > >>
> > >> Apparent from the SubG calendar, do you have full
> > >> bios like this one on all our beloved saints/
> > >> saintess/anti-saints?
> > >
> > >No. But go here and you won't care.
> > >
> > >http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/menu.php
> >
> > "Where the winner gets to fuck the loser...
> > any way she wants!"
>> > I choose ... hammers.
>>
> Pickachu, I choose you!

I choose Roland V-Drums and a bank of strobe lights at 40 paces.
Whoever causes the most convulsions wins, because then you can mosey on
down there and fuck almost ALL o' them cows while they twitch. Hey,
that's more movement than most Baptists get in bed.

--

HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
You got 25% of my Slack,
'cause the Luck Plane crashed on my house years ago.
If I had that 25% back,
I'd be 75% less likely to kill 80% of the Church
when I lose that last 10% of my grip.

I do begin to have bloody thoughts.
- William Shakespeare, "The Tempest," Act 4

Man does not live by bread and "Justice League" cartoons alone;
he must also venture out
and startle people in person from time to time.
- HellPope Huey


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:20:55 -0800

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On Sat, 13 Nov 2004 17:39:06 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>Is Bob Crane a saint yet? Just saw a moobie about him on DVD. Pity he
>didn't live past the Betamax era, he'd be in Pussy Heaven now if he had seen
>the internet.
>
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Isn't Theo one of Michael Jackon's brothers?


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Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 14 Nov 2004 02:10:59 GMT

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Did he masturbate on the betamax?
Engage in a little betamax meat beating?
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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 21:31:29 -0500

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>>Did he masturbate on the betamax?
Engage in a little betamax meat beating?

Damn, I suddenly remember a pr0n flick where one of the stalwart old stars,
Ron Jeremy or possibly Paul Thomas, gizzed off on one of the original VCRs
of the day, one of the ones about as big as a microwave oven.

I remember this because at the time I thought, what a costly scene to
produce as nobody would want to clean off THOSE video heads. At the time,
the damn things cost $800 in 1979 dollars yet, the equivalent of maybe
$42,000 now. Would be like spooging all over the inside of your Patek
Philippe today.

Does anybody remember the name of the flick and the actor? Could also have
been the guy that porked a chicken on a cooking show and then put it in to
roast.

But then again, I wouldn't know because I certainly don't watch taped pr0n!

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