Shemp quits

Correspondent:: "8th Dwarf"
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 16:14:41 -0500

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http://www.kcbd.com/Global/story.asp?S=2629957

Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, whose name
became synonymous with color-coded terror alerts
and tutorials to the public about how to prepare for
possible attack, is resigning, U.S. officials said Tuesday.

Ridge submitted his resignation in writing to President
Bush on Tuesday morning, said officials who
confirmed the departure only on grounds of anonymity.

In an e-mail circulated to Homeland Security
officials, Ridge praised the department as "an extraordinary
organization that each day contributes to keeping America
safe and free."

He also said he was privileged to work with the
department's 180,000 employees "who go to
work every day dedicated to making our
country better and more secure."

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Who's gonna be his replacement?
Curly Joe or Wimpy Joe?





Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:57:10 GMT

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8th Dwarf wrote:

> http://www.kcbd.com/Global/story.asp?S=2629957
>
> Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge, whose name
> became synonymous with color-coded terror alerts
> and tutorials to the public about how to prepare for
> possible attack, is resigning, U.S. officials said Tuesday.
>
> Ridge submitted his resignation in writing to President
> Bush on Tuesday morning, said officials who
> confirmed the departure only on grounds of anonymity.
>
> In an e-mail circulated to Homeland Security
> officials, Ridge praised the department as "an extraordinary
> organization that each day contributes to keeping America
> safe and free."
>
> He also said he was privileged to work with the
> department's 180,000 employees "who go to
> work every day dedicated to making our
> country better and more secure."
>
> ------------------------
>
> Who's gonna be his replacement?
> Curly Joe or Wimpy Joe?

I bet his stock in the duct tape cartel went through the roof,
allowing his early retirement!