See you later
Correspondent:: alliekatzen@hotmail.com (alliekatt)
Date: 3 Nov 2004 11:27:06 -0800
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I don't want to fight for some idea of this country that will be lost
on morons.
I'm sick of petty, shallow, suburban, SUV driving, middle management,
xtian, protestant, imperialist, brainwashed, boring, money-grubbing
Pinks.
I'm also sick of narcissistic, self-subverting, alcoholic,
unassertive, idealistic artist freak so called friends who are not
only scared of babies but scared worse of kindness, decency, and
generosity.
I'm triple sick of either of them refusing to give me a chance to be
good at anything, self-expressive, contributive, or entertaining.
I've endured this now for...let's see...14 years.
I'm sick of having nowhere interesting I can think of going without
seeing either and getting pissed off by being ignored by both for
their own reasons without so much as a good morning how are you.
Even in a blue state I can see either secession or me going insane in
a Federal prison after going on a Baptist shooting spree, after they
forgot to take away my 2nd amendment rights when taking away my
reproductive rights.
It's too hot here anyway, the bugs suck, the job market requires
sucking ass for a shekel, they're paving the world with Taco Bells and
people are too bent on surviving their six mortgages keeping up with
the PinkJoneses to give a shit whether you live or die.
My so-called cool friends aren't calling me because babies apparently
carry the bubonic plague, I made a fabulous wedding cake out of loving
kindness as a surprise for friends that everyone loved at the
reception but confused the couple too much to know how to respond.
My musical tastes limit me to playing with: hacks who have as much
musical flexibility as a cinder block with the word 'music' spray
painted on it, upper middle class computer programming session geeks
who play other people's arrangements and have rods so far up their
asses it's a wonder their heads don't pop off like Barbie dolls (and
are allergic to cigarettes and too tofty for beer establishments
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT), studio musicians with some talent but who
are so egotistical that they can't make a commitment and bounce around
bands worse than groupie whores, and finally, TEN THOUSAND MEDIOCRE
SOLO GUITAR PLAYERS NAMED DAVE.
And worst of all, BUSH WON.
America owes me ten million dollars and an apology. If I don't get
it, I'm leaving. I'm going to the EU, where people only ignore me
AFTER they give me a chance and make a decision, where babies aren't
more frightening than Osama Bin Laden, and where I can watch America
burn from a pleasant cottage with a turf grate, then turn off the TV,
smash the TV, go get drunk, go outside and talk to fairies.
alliekatt
Correspondent:: "ctlaltdel"
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:36:31 -0500
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"alliekatt" wrote in message
news:31a20d99.0411031127.106b7c0d@posting.google.com...
>I don't want to fight for some idea of this country that will be lost
> on morons.
>
> I'm sick of petty, shallow, suburban, SUV driving, middle management,
> xtian, protestant, imperialist, brainwashed, boring, money-grubbing
> Pinks.
>
> I'm also sick of narcissistic, self-subverting, alcoholic,
> unassertive, idealistic artist freak so called friends who are not
> only scared of babies but scared worse of kindness, decency, and
> generosity.
>
> I'm triple sick of either of them refusing to give me a chance to be
> good at anything, self-expressive, contributive, or entertaining.
> I've endured this now for...let's see...14 years.
>
> I'm sick of having nowhere interesting I can think of going without
> seeing either and getting pissed off by being ignored by both for
> their own reasons without so much as a good morning how are you.
>
> Even in a blue state I can see either secession or me going insane in
> a Federal prison after going on a Baptist shooting spree, after they
> forgot to take away my 2nd amendment rights when taking away my
> reproductive rights.
>
> It's too hot here anyway, the bugs suck, the job market requires
> sucking ass for a shekel, they're paving the world with Taco Bells and
> people are too bent on surviving their six mortgages keeping up with
> the PinkJoneses to give a shit whether you live or die.
>
> My so-called cool friends aren't calling me because babies apparently
> carry the bubonic plague, I made a fabulous wedding cake out of loving
> kindness as a surprise for friends that everyone loved at the
> reception but confused the couple too much to know how to respond.
>
> My musical tastes limit me to playing with: hacks who have as much
> musical flexibility as a cinder block with the word 'music' spray
> painted on it, upper middle class computer programming session geeks
> who play other people's arrangements and have rods so far up their
> asses it's a wonder their heads don't pop off like Barbie dolls (and
> are allergic to cigarettes and too tofty for beer establishments
> WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT), studio musicians with some talent but who
> are so egotistical that they can't make a commitment and bounce around
> bands worse than groupie whores, and finally, TEN THOUSAND MEDIOCRE
> SOLO GUITAR PLAYERS NAMED DAVE.
>
> And worst of all, BUSH WON.
>
> America owes me ten million dollars and an apology. If I don't get
> it, I'm leaving. I'm going to the EU, where people only ignore me
> AFTER they give me a chance and make a decision, where babies aren't
> more frightening than Osama Bin Laden, and where I can watch America
> burn from a pleasant cottage with a turf grate, then turn off the TV,
> smash the TV, go get drunk, go outside and talk to fairies.
>
> alliekatt
C'mon man. tell us how you REALLY feel.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 4 Nov 2004 08:47:51 -0800
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I AGREE WITH THIS POST to the twelfth power. Take me with you. I'll do
the dishes, live in the hutch out back like Groundskeeper Willie and I
am way more fun than even Ariana Huffington, although she has superior
tits.
--
HellPope Huey
Never mind the bollocks,
where's the bleedin' cordiality?
Where would this country be
without this great land of ours?
- Ronald Reagan
"Two dogs died, one from guinea worms,
the other from you."
- Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 12:18:04 -0500
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On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 11:27:06 -0800, alliekatt wrote:
> I'm leaving.
Buh-bye, Windy.
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:11:07 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 11:27:06 -0800, alliekatt wrote:
>
>> I'm leaving.
>
> Buh-bye, Windy.
But... but... Bush is a uniter, not a divider!
Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 14:18:40 -0500
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:11:07 +0000, Cardinal Vertigo wrote:
> Artemia Salina wrote:
>> On Wed, 03 Nov 2004 11:27:06 -0800, alliekatt wrote:
>>
>>> I'm leaving.
>>
>> Buh-bye, Windy.
>
> But... but... Bush is a uniter, not a divider!
Forget to write!