STOP VOTING FOR BUSH YA DAMNED MONKEYS!

Correspondent:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500

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You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 18:37:30 -0800

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On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
wrote:

>You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????
>

People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
votes as you and me.

Says it all.

--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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"To live outside the law, you must be honest."
Bob Dylan said that.



Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:33:19 -0500

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In article , Zapanaz wrote:

> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
> wrote:
>
> >You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????
> >
>
> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
> votes as you and me.
>
> Says it all.

Hey. I read both of those fairly frequently!

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 02 Nov 2004 19:52:32 -0800

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On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:33:19 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:

>In article , Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
>> wrote:
>>
>> >You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????
>> >
>>
>> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
>> votes as you and me.
>>
>> Says it all.
>
>Hey. I read both of those fairly frequently!

You MINE both of those fairly frequently.

There's a difference.


--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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Keep fighting, changing the experiment. Soap the tires, sand up the
windshield, piss in the soup, shit in the attic, return junk mail to
it's sender in those nice postage paid envelopes, jam their radar with
foil, foil their jam, ruin their hide, turn left instead of right,
stop, randomize your life, use cash only, leave payphones off their
hooks, leave traces but not of you, overpay your bills by ten cents,
swamp them with information they can't decipher, but never give them a
reason.



Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 3 Nov 2004 06:33:19 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 22:33:19 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
> > >In article , Zapanaz wrote:

> >> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
> >> votes as you and me.
> >> > >> Says it all.
> >
> >Hey. I read both of those fairly frequently!
>
> You MINE both of those fairly frequently.
> There's a difference.

And he eats pages FROM both regularly. The nerve-drug ink has ruined
his back, but the balancing of CONTENT keeps his mind, um, "sharp."
Frankly, I get King David and Bat Boy mixed up a lot. I should eat
things with more fiber in them, such as the New Republic or Spanker's
Weekly.

--

HellPope Huey
Awwww, you so cuuute.....
even with that PMS FAIRY on your back

"No one except a dumb thief plays with the security of others
and then makes himself believe he will be secure,
whereas thinking people, when disaster strikes,
make it their priority to look for its causes
in order to prevent it happening again.
- Osama bin Laden

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65:
"Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff."


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 03 Nov 2004 21:26:16 GMT

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> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
> votes as you and me.

Amen!

People who read get me pig-bitin' mad!



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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 04 Nov 2004 00:17:42 GMT

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>In article , Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
>> wrote:
>>
>> >You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????
>> >
>>
>> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
>> votes as you and me.
>>
>> Says it all.
>
>Hey. I read both of those fairly frequently!
>

But the differance is we KNOW what parts are real and what parts are Bullshit.

All the others don't.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 02:07:12 GMT

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In article <20041103191742.12288.00000058@mb-m28.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> >In article , Zapanaz wrote:
> >> On Tue, 2 Nov 2004 20:57:37 -0500, "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >You REALLY REALLY WANT to be harvested, don't you????
> >> >
> >> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
> >> votes as you and me.
> >> Says it all.
> >
> >Hey. I read both of those fairly frequently!
> >
> But the differance is we KNOW what parts are real and what parts are Bullshit.
>All the others don't.

Hey, fuck you, I SAW Bat Boy at X-Day 4. He's one of Legume's inbred
cousins.

--

HellPope Huey
Awwww, you so cuuute.....
even with that PMS FAIRY on your back

"No one except a dumb thief plays with the security of others
and then makes himself believe he will be secure,
whereas thinking people, when disaster strikes,
make it their priority to look for its causes
in order to prevent it happening again.
- Osama bin Laden

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #65:
"Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff."


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 05 Nov 2004 00:36:08 GMT

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> Hey, fuck you, I SAW Bat Boy at X-Day 4. He's one of Legume's inbred
>cousins.
>

Who said the "Bat-Boy" was the Bull-shit part?


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 05:54:49 GMT

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In article <20041104193608.11588.00000087@mb-m29.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:

> > Hey, fuck you, I SAW Bat Boy at X-Day 4. He's one of Legume's inbred
> >cousins.
> >
> Who said the "Bat-Boy" was the Bull-shit part?

Not me. I said he got tangled in Sister Decadence's hair and made her
nipples stick out by 3 more inches for a little while. Poor woman let
out a sound that put NORAD on alert until Rocknar set BatBoy free. Don't
MAKE UP sins to blame me for. My real ones will suffice.

--

HellPope Huey
I'm rubber and you're glue...
what the hell did we EAT, anyway?

The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,
but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

"I feel like someone opened my head
and poured in hot nickels."
- "Dharma & Greg"


Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 15:32:30 -0600

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Zapanaz wrote:

> People who read "National Inquirer" and The Bible get exactly as many
> votes as you and me.

Actually they get MORE, since they tend to be geographically concentrated in
states where the electoral college affords them disproportionately greater
representation.