Praise Bob
Correspondent:: "Michael"
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 11:32:42 GMT
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I just gave 30 Bushian Dollars to Bobs emisary, I feel so good
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:04:28 -0500
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In article , Michael
wrote:
> I just gave 30 Bushian Dollars to Bobs emisary, I feel so good
>
>
Yessss.... received! Welcome aboard the good ship Dobbs, brother!
Now grab a mop and start swabbin'.
Your Ministerial package, one of the first of the NEW, IMPROVED
Stangian Orthodox Memb-Packs, will be on its merry way across the big
pond this very afternoon!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "Michael"
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 13:45:46 GMT
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Praise Bob!!, Can I get a cool title like 5th regent of Australia
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:051120040804287100%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article , Michael
> wrote:
>
>> I just gave 30 Bushian Dollars to Bobs emisary, I feel so good
>>
>>
>
> Yessss.... received! Welcome aboard the good ship Dobbs, brother!
>
> Now grab a mop and start swabbin'.
>
> Your Ministerial package, one of the first of the NEW, IMPROVED
> Stangian Orthodox Memb-Packs, will be on its merry way across the big
> pond this very afternoon!
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 21:45:26 +1100
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 13:45:46 GMT, "Michael"
wrote:
>Praise Bob!!, Can I get a cool title like 5th regent of Australia
You can call yourself whatever you like.
There again we can call you whatever you like too.
Fr J B
Terror Australis Clench
(Which by all accounts is pretyy well defunct)
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:14:03 -0800
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:04:28 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Your Ministerial package, one of the first of the NEW, IMPROVED
>Stangian Orthodox Memb-Packs, will be on its merry way across the big
>pond this very afternoon!
There's a NEW AND IMPROVED membership package! WHY WASN'T I ALERTED!
But Reverend Stang, HOW oh HOW could somebody possibly get their hands
on such a thing? You see I ALREADY paid my thirty dollars! Do you
see the dilemma I'm in?
Surely "Bob" wouldn't allow me to pay TWICE would he? I know "Bob" is
a kind and giving "Bob", but he isn't THAT nice, is he? He wouldn't
ALLOW something like that, would he?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 05 Nov 2004 11:20:08 -0600
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On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:14:03 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Fri, 05 Nov 2004 08:04:28 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
>>Your Ministerial package, one of the first of the NEW, IMPROVED
>>Stangian Orthodox Memb-Packs, will be on its merry way across the big
>>pond this very afternoon!
>
>There's a NEW AND IMPROVED membership package! WHY WASN'T I ALERTED!
>
>But Reverend Stang, HOW oh HOW could somebody possibly get their hands
>on such a thing? You see I ALREADY paid my thirty dollars! Do you
>see the dilemma I'm in?
>
>Surely "Bob" wouldn't allow me to pay TWICE would he? I know "Bob" is
>a kind and giving "Bob", but he isn't THAT nice, is he? He wouldn't
>ALLOW something like that, would he?
i don't want to get you guys all excited or anything but....
i accidently tried to pay for gas with my bright shiny new improved
gold membership card, I SWEAR TO 'BOB' IT WAS NEARLY ACCEPTED!!!!
The work of the church's Code Busters is nearly complete and fruits of
the ATM's, gas stations, and Chuckie Cheese token machines will be
ours for the reaping. Any day now. Soon. Almost. Just about.
Salacia
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 15:36:49 GMT
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>i accidently tried to pay for gas with my bright shiny new improved
>gold membership card, I SWEAR TO 'BOB' IT WAS NEARLY ACCEPTED!!!!
>
I'll have to try mine. I got it when I checked in at X-Day this summer.
Might have special powers since Mags' touched it!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 15:35:15 GMT
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>Yessss.... received! Welcome aboard the good ship Dobbs, brother!
>
>Now grab a mop and start swabbin'.
>
And don't forget to get those spots behind the shitters! We'll be checking
later on.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague