PMS Prayer Book-page 5
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:53:34 -0600
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Soul of "Bob", pacify me;
Pipe full of 'frop, soothe me;
Blood of mine enemies, inebriate me;
Acid rain of apocalypse, wash me;
Passion of the sex goddesses, excite me;
O my sweet Xists hear me;
within your vessels hide me;
suffer me never to be separated from you;
from the malignant pinks defend me;
at the hour of my agony call me; and bid me come to you;
that with the faithful I may slack off forever. Amen.