My favorite hateful political diatribe of the last hour or so
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: 7 Nov 2004 21:38:07 -0800
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Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
get
elected and prove it.
AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
a dog it is
otherwise.
Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
He said
the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
wire the thing
around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
dead chicken
stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
beast.
Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
leave it on there
until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
won't kill
chickens again.
The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
sicken
everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
-Molly Ivins
--
HellPope Huey
Never mind the bollocks,
where's the bleedin' cordiality?
Where would this country be
without this great land of ours?
- Ronald Reagan
"Two dogs died, one from guinea worms,
the other from you."
- Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 18:21:24 +1100
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On 7 Nov 2004 21:38:07 -0800, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
(HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
>get
>elected and prove it.
>
> AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
>you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
>a dog it is
>otherwise.
>
> Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
>killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
>He said
>the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
>wire the thing
>around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
>dead chicken
>stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
>beast.
>Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
>leave it on there
>until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
>won't kill
>chickens again.
>The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
>American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
>sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
> -Molly Ivins
Molly & John Henry have no idea about dogs. Ever seen one of them rub
himself in a really old piece of carrion? Goes in the house smelling
like something dead and is really PROUD of himself. Jumps up on the
sofa while you're watching DVDs and think they're pretty cool.
They LOVE it.
Tends to happen just after a dog wash.
So are the US citizens really enjoying the smell eminating from the
Whitehouse and rubbing themselves in it?... The election last week
seems to confirm it.
Fr J B
Correspondent:: "The Hammer"
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 23:35:06 -0800
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"Frere Jean Bleu" wrote in message
news:827uo0h3723cmhfcpr7d1ub9epvkv4pctl@4ax.com...
> On 7 Nov 2004 21:38:07 -0800, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
> (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
>
> >Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
> >get
> >elected and prove it.
> >
> > AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
> >you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
> >a dog it is
> >otherwise.
> >
> > Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
> >killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> >He said
> >the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
> >wire the thing
> >around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
> >dead chicken
> >stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> >beast.
> >Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
> >leave it on there
> >until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
> >won't kill
> >chickens again.
> >The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
> >American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
> >sicken everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
> > -Molly Ivins
>
> Molly & John Henry have no idea about dogs. Ever seen one of them rub
> himself in a really old piece of carrion? Goes in the house smelling
> like something dead and is really PROUD of himself. Jumps up on the
> sofa while you're watching DVDs and think they're pretty cool.
>
> They LOVE it.
>
> Tends to happen just after a dog wash.
>
> So are the US citizens really enjoying the smell eminating from the
> Whitehouse and rubbing themselves in it?... The election last week
> seems to confirm it.
>
> Fr J B
Not for long. The Pugs have no one to blame, now.
Correspondent:: "Slack Master K.O.N."
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 15:31:14 -0500
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Keyword : SEEMS
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=31&contentid=1510&page=2
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1106-30.htm
Correspondent:: frisbieinstein@yahoo.com (Patrick Powers)
Date: 9 Nov 2004 04:10:38 -0800
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Frere Jean Bleu wrote in message news:<827uo0h3723cmhfcpr7d1ub9epvkv4pctl@4ax.com>...
> Molly & John Henry have no idea about dogs. Ever seen one of them rub
> himself in a really old piece of carrion? Goes in the house smelling
> like something dead and is really PROUD of himself. Jumps up on the
> sofa while you're watching DVDs and think they're pretty cool.
>
> They LOVE it.
>
> Tends to happen just after a dog wash.
>
> So are the US citizens really enjoying the smell eminating from the
> Whitehouse and rubbing themselves in it?... The election last week
> seems to confirm it.
>
> Fr J B
You know, that's the most profound insight into the electoral process
I've read all year.
Correspondent:: "Randy Cox"
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 04:22:14 -0600
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"HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
news:8cc8cffc.0411072138.51c56a0c@posting.google.com...
> Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
> get
> elected and prove it.
>
> AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
> you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
> a dog it is
> otherwise.
>
> Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
> killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> He said
> the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
> wire the thing
> around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
> dead chicken
> stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> beast.
> Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
> leave it on there
> until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
> won't kill
> chickens again.
>
> The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
> American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
> sicken
> everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
>
> -Molly Ivins
That's what I'm talking about! Yea! Molly Ivins joins me in pushing the
rope. Wire the dead chickenhawks to the neck of the American people for
four more years. Make every neocon moment a miserable one. Give 'em what
they want and a little more.
Randy R. Cox
Correspondent:: bill
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:13:43 GMT
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In article ,
"Randy Cox" wrote:
> "HellPopeHuey" wrote in message
> news:8cc8cffc.0411072138.51c56a0c@posting.google.com...
> > Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
> > get
> > elected and prove it.
> >
> > AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
> > you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
> > a dog it is
> > otherwise.
> >
> > Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
> > killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> > He said
> > the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
> > wire the thing
> > around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
> > dead chicken
> > stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> > beast.
> > Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
> > leave it on there
> > until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
> > won't kill
> > chickens again.
> >
> > The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
> > American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
> > sicken
> > everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
> >
> > -Molly Ivins
>
> That's what I'm talking about! Yea! Molly Ivins joins me in pushing the
> rope. Wire the dead chickenhawks to the neck of the American people for
> four more years. Make every neocon moment a miserable one. Give 'em what
> they want and a little more.
>
> Randy R. Cox
>
>
You are such sad people. Bigger losers I've never seen.
Until you figure out why most people reject your liberal bullshit you
will never hold office again.
Prepare to "hang" around for a very, very long time.
Try not to suicide all at once.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 11:45:58 -0800
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:13:43 GMT, bill
wrote:
>Bigger losers I've never seen.
The ways of the Jedi you must learn if like Yoda you will talk.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Let's all PUMMEL one another like IDIOT RETARDED *CHIMPS*!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:08:28 GMT
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In article
,
bill wrote:
> You are such sad people. Bigger losers I've never seen.
> Until you figure out why most people reject your liberal bullshit you
> will never hold office again.
> Prepare to "hang" around for a very, very long time.
> Try not to suicide all at once.
Keep repeating that until you are forcibly conscripted next year to
make tater patties for Our Boys in Baghdad. God bless America!
--
HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 11:29:22 -0700
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HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
(sounded far more interesting this way)
AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a
children-killin' dog? Now, you know you cannot
keep a dog that kills children, no matter how
fine a dog it is otherwise.
Some people think you cannot break a dog that
has got in the habit of killin' children, but my
friend John Henry always claimed you could.
He said the way to do it is to take one of the
children the dog has killed and wire the thing
around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave
it there until that dead child stinks so bad that
no other dog or person will even go near that poor
beast.
Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand
himself. You leave it on there until the last little
bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't
kill children again.
--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:44:54 GMT
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In article <418FBB02.1618@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
> >
> (sounded far more interesting this way)
>
> AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a
> children-killin' dog? Now, you know you cannot
> keep a dog that kills children, no matter how
> fine a dog it is otherwise.
>Some people think you cannot break a dog that
> has got in the habit of killin' children, but my
> friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> He said the way to do it is to take one of the
> children the dog has killed and wire the thing
> around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave
> it there until that dead child stinks so bad that
> no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> beast.
> Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand
> himself. You leave it on there until the last little
> bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't
> kill children again.
So is that aimed at panty-waisted, whiny liberals or brown-shirted,
bloodthirsty conservatives? I just want to be clear and your tenor
doesn't make it immediately apparent. I understand from watching "Static
Shock" that this has become a problem. Thank you for your help; no
salesman will call, except for fucking "BOB" and there's no avoiding
THAT due to the implant plant implant plant Unix plant KILL YOU EAT YOUR
BRAINS implant bzzzt.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com, for all your psycho accessories
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic
People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle
"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 21:10:59 -0700
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> HellPopeHuey wrote:
>
>
> (sounded far more interesting this way)
>
> AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a
> children-killin' dog? Now, you know you cannot
> keep a dog that kills children, no matter how
> fine a dog it is otherwise.
>
> Some people think you cannot break a dog that
> has got in the habit of killin' children, but my
> friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> He said the way to do it is to take one of the
> children the dog has killed and wire the thing
> around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave
> it there until that dead child stinks so bad that
> no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> beast.
> Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand
> himself. You leave it on there until the last little
> bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't
> kill children again.
Been there, done that, don't work fer shit. Now a dog killin child,
that's a nother story entire.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: John Griffin
Date: 9 Nov 2004 01:02:31 GMT
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hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey) wrote:
> Republicans: the party that says government doesn't work, then they
> get
> elected and prove it.
>
> AUSTIN, Texas -- Do you know how to cure a chicken-killin' dog? Now,
> you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine
> a dog it is
> otherwise.
>
> Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of
> killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
> He said
> the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and
> wire the thing
> around the dog's neck, good and strong. And leave it there until that
> dead chicken
> stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor
> beast.
> Thing'll smell so bad the dog won't be able to stand himself. You
> leave it on there
> until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog
> won't kill
> chickens again.
>
> The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the
> American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to
> sicken
> everybody. It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
>
> -Molly Ivins
Dumb cunts just don't learn. That sort of mindless bitter-loser shit
alienated millions of voters last time, and it goes on without pause.