Correspondent:: "NeuroManson" Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 06:08:11 GMT
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Holy shit and befoul my britches, fuckin' Mexicans.
Not that I don't like Mexicans, but damn.
Auburn Washington has a huge Mexican population, I sometimes call my area of
town the Little Barrio. And yes, I'm glad that they were able to immigrate
here and start a life where they can get and live the best compared to
whatever tin shack neighborhood they had in ol' Mexico.
However, 99% of the time they get the best, it's 3 or 4 cars per person. And
they install the best, $500+ car stereos with 1000 watt amps and thumping
woofers, nipple clamps and cobalt 60 reactor cores.
Only to listen to mariachi music.
Fuckin' mariachi music. At 120 fuckin' decibles.
Sounds like a fucking mutated oompah band rolling down the road when they
crank it up.
I exagerrate not. If I can get my hands on a cheap digital audio recorder,
I'll sample some tracks as they drive by. Might make for some interesting
mixes/edits.
Correspondent:: "Ishka Bibble" Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 07:09:26 GMT
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"NeuroManson" wrote in message
news:fbBnd.538668$mD.300520@attbi_s02...
> Holy shit and befoul my britches, fuckin' Mexicans.
>
> Not that I don't like Mexicans, but damn.
>
> Auburn Washington has a huge Mexican population, I sometimes call my area
of
> town the Little Barrio. And yes, I'm glad that they were able to immigrate
> here and start a life where they can get and live the best compared to
> whatever tin shack neighborhood they had in ol' Mexico.
>
> However, 99% of the time they get the best, it's 3 or 4 cars per person.
And
> they install the best, $500+ car stereos with 1000 watt amps and thumping
> woofers, nipple clamps and cobalt 60 reactor cores.
>
> Only to listen to mariachi music.
>
> Fuckin' mariachi music. At 120 fuckin' decibles.
>
> Sounds like a fucking mutated oompah band rolling down the road when they
> crank it up.
>
> I exagerrate not. If I can get my hands on a cheap digital audio recorder,
> I'll sample some tracks as they drive by. Might make for some interesting
> mixes/edits.
>
>
I had a Mexican friend who absolutely hated mariachi music. He sid it was
like listening to Country/Western Yeehaw! (oops sorry)
Imagine "Tear in my Beer" at maximum volume and you can imagine the horror.+
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 09:18:19 GMT
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Ishka Bibble wrote:
> "NeuroManson" wrote in message
> news:fbBnd.538668$mD.300520@attbi_s02...
> > Holy shit and befoul my britches, fuckin' Mexicans.
> >
> > Not that I don't like Mexicans, but damn.
> >
> > Auburn Washington has a huge Mexican population, I sometimes call my area
> of
> > town the Little Barrio. And yes, I'm glad that they were able to immigrate
> > here and start a life where they can get and live the best compared to
> > whatever tin shack neighborhood they had in ol' Mexico.
> >
> > However, 99% of the time they get the best, it's 3 or 4 cars per person.
> And
> > they install the best, $500+ car stereos with 1000 watt amps and thumping
> > woofers, nipple clamps and cobalt 60 reactor cores.
> >
> > Only to listen to mariachi music.
> >
> > Fuckin' mariachi music. At 120 fuckin' decibles.
> >
> > Sounds like a fucking mutated oompah band rolling down the road when they
> > crank it up.
> >
> > I exagerrate not. If I can get my hands on a cheap digital audio recorder,
> > I'll sample some tracks as they drive by. Might make for some interesting
> > mixes/edits.
> >
> >
>
> I had a Mexican friend who absolutely hated mariachi music. He sid it was
> like listening to Country/Western Yeehaw! (oops sorry)
> Imagine "Tear in my Beer" at maximum volume and you can imagine the horror.+
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 20 Nov 2004 16:59:04 GMT
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>I like Ranchera, but I don't care too much for Cumbia.
>I love to dance the Funky Huapango~
>http://www.sobrino.net/mer/The_Ranchera.html
>
How about calexico?
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:35:44 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >I like Ranchera, but I don't care too much for Cumbia.
> >I love to dance the Funky Huapango~
> >http://www.sobrino.net/mer/The_Ranchera.html
> >
>
> How about calexico?
>
Yeah, and TexMex
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 17:56:55 GMT
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In article <419F806F.22B6920F@ranunculus.org>,
Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
>
> > >I like Ranchera, but I don't care too much for Cumbia.
> > >I love to dance the Funky Huapango~
> > >http://www.sobrino.net/mer/The_Ranchera.html
> > >
>> > How about calexico?
> >
> > Yeah, and TexMex
Anybody got a pet theory concerning exactly why Mexican culture is such
a monstrous pile of shit?
--
HellPope Huey
If we could just get everyone to close his eyes for an hour
and imagine world peace,
think of how serene and quiet it would be
until the looting started.
"I don't need matches to burn stuff down.
All I need is these two hands
and a lack of adult supervision."
- "That 70s Show"
Setting a good example for children
takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 12:55:43 -0600
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:hulkturds-C28E47.11550420112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <419F806F.22B6920F@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >
> > > >I like Ranchera, but I don't care too much for Cumbia.
> > > >I love to dance the Funky Huapango~
> > > >http://www.sobrino.net/mer/The_Ranchera.html
> > > >
> >> > How about calexico?
> > >
> > > Yeah, and TexMex
>
> Anybody got a pet theory concerning exactly why Mexican culture is such
> a monstrous pile of shit?
>
They want to be like us Americans.
I mean, *their* monstrous-pile-of-shit culture is a different monstrous pile
of shit than *our* monstrous-pile-of-shit culture, but it's still a
monstrous pile of shit.
Paul
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 23:33:05 GMT
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In article ,
"Paul E. Jamison" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:hulkturds-C28E47.11550420112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > Anybody got a pet theory concerning exactly why Mexican culture is such
> > a monstrous pile of shit?
> >
> They want to be like us Americans.
>I mean, *their* monstrous-pile-of-shit culture is a different monstrous
pile of shit than *our* monstrous-pile-of-shit culture, but it's still a
> monstrous pile of shit.
I can't argue with that. However, the piles have become so big, I can
put a saddle on one of the flies and ride it to New Orleans. Its a neat
trick, since they can reach a maximum cruising height of about 1000 feet
at that size and as they only live for 24 hours or so, you have to
really crank 'em up with sugar and hope they don't die in mid-flight.
Live like you MEAN it! GIDDYUP, ya buzzing little bastard!
--
HellPope Huey
If we could just get everyone to close his eyes for an hour
and imagine world peace,
think of how serene and quiet it would be
until the looting started.
"I don't need matches to burn stuff down.
All I need is these two hands
and a lack of adult supervision."
- "That 70s Show"
Setting a good example for children
takes all the fun out of middle age.
- William Feather
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:03:41 +1100
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> I can't argue with that. However, the piles have become so big, I can
> put a saddle on one of the flies and ride it to New Orleans. Its a neat
> trick, since they can reach a maximum cruising height of about 1000 feet
> at that size and as they only live for 24 hours or so, you have to
> really crank 'em up with sugar and hope they don't die in mid-flight.
> Live like you MEAN it! GIDDYUP, ya buzzing little bastard!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 20:00:30 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <419F806F.22B6920F@ranunculus.org>,
> Konig Pruss, GfbAEV wrote:
> > "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> >
> > > >I like Ranchera, but I don't care too much for Cumbia.
> > > >I love to dance the Funky Huapango~
> > > >http://www.sobrino.net/mer/The_Ranchera.html
> > > >
> >> > How about calexico?
> > >
> > > Yeah, and TexMex
>
> Anybody got a pet theory concerning exactly why Mexican culture is such
> a monstrous pile of shit?
>
> --
>
>
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 19:52:46 GMT
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>Anybody got a pet theory concerning exactly why Mexican culture is such
>a monstrous pile of shit?
Take Native Americans, add catholic "Missionaries", ass a few Wars from the
Europeans (unsuccesful) and United States (partialy successful) to steal their
nation.
Add a pinch of generations of US backed repressive polictics.
And see what you get.
On the plus side, UNO has lots of skin!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 09:04:41 +1100
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> Yeah, and TexMex
if you play it backwards does it become MexTex?
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 22:04:24 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
> > Yeah, and TexMex
>
> if you play it backwards does it become MexTex?
Yeah, and it makes you want to move to Mexico to pick tomatoes
for five bucks a day.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 21 Nov 2004 19:54:09 GMT
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>> > Yeah, and TexMex
>>
>> if you play it backwards does it become MexTex?
>
> Yeah, and it makes you want to move to Mexico to pick tomatoes
>for five bucks a day.
And don;t forget to shit on them so the gringos will all get sick at the salad
bars.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 11:07:53 GMT
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Ishka Bibble wrote:
> "NeuroManson" wrote in message
> news:fbBnd.538668$mD.300520@attbi_s02...
> > Holy shit and befoul my britches, fuckin' Mexicans.
> >
> > Not that I don't like Mexicans, but damn.
> >
> > Auburn Washington has a huge Mexican population, I sometimes call my area
> of
> > town the Little Barrio. And yes, I'm glad that they were able to immigrate
> > here and start a life where they can get and live the best compared to
> > whatever tin shack neighborhood they had in ol' Mexico.
> >
> > However, 99% of the time they get the best, it's 3 or 4 cars per person.
> And
> > they install the best, $500+ car stereos with 1000 watt amps and thumping
> > woofers, nipple clamps and cobalt 60 reactor cores.
> >
> > Only to listen to mariachi music.
> >
> > Fuckin' mariachi music. At 120 fuckin' decibles.
> >
> > Sounds like a fucking mutated oompah band rolling down the road when they
> > crank it up.
> >
> > I exagerrate not. If I can get my hands on a cheap digital audio recorder,
> > I'll sample some tracks as they drive by. Might make for some interesting
> > mixes/edits.
> >
> >
>
> I had a Mexican friend who absolutely hated mariachi music. He sid it was
> like listening to Country/Western Yeehaw! (oops sorry)
> Imagine "Tear in my Beer" at maximum volume and you can imagine the horror.+
Yeah, same thing with Bavarian accordian music,
let's all dress up in lederhosen and dance!
A big time in the old Schwarzwald tonight!
It's like if you guys put on denim bib-tops
and yodel and pick your nose and screw
your cousins in the trailer park and sing Hank Williams.
Or stand on the street corner wearing baggy shorts
with yo' drawers pulled up under yp' armpits while
grabbing yo' crotch and drinking a forty and smoking
a fiddy rock and pimpin'-off our bitches, yo.
Right back atchya!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 19:14:07 +1100
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> Only to listen to mariachi music.
> Fuckin' mariachi music. At 120 fuckin' decibles.
it could be worse. they could be rapping.
(doof, tshh, doof-doof tshh)
mi nombre es Rico D.
soy muy masculino.
mi novia camina
divertido
debido a la frecuencia
con la cual cerdo
de i ella.
ey!