Maksalaa-ah-suo
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 04:05:58 +0200
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I feel like Bob had taken over me and I become suicidial. I also started to
write strange things, like I was under drugs. I am not. I feel strongly that
my messege should be presented. There should be no bishops. I am protestant,
I was baptised at later age as one. But later when I grew, I got religious
illumination. I got hungry for knowledge, that you may now call stupid or
naive, but I was sincire and honest, willing to give my human body to take
part in any ritual that I could think of. I even neglected my will and tried
to touch a burning stove. This got me alarmed. Not everything is a joke. So
I stand proud and tried to express. Now I'm here to look for the guidance of
the reverrants.
My life depends on your minds movements, so be gentle
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 21:29:12 -0500
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Mekka lekka Hi, Mekka Hiney Ho!
Mekka lekka Hi, Mekka Chonney Ho!
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Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 05:23:25 GMT
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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> I feel like Bob had taken over me and I become suicidial. I also started to
> write strange things, like I was under drugs. I am not. I feel strongly that
> my messege should be presented. There should be no bishops. I am protestant,
> I was baptised at later age as one. But later when I grew, I got religious
> illumination. I got hungry for knowledge, that you may now call stupid or
> naive, but I was sincire and honest, willing to give my human body to take
> part in any ritual that I could think of. I even neglected my will and tried
> to touch a burning stove. This got me alarmed. Not everything is a joke. So
> I stand proud and tried to express. Now I'm here to look for the guidance of
> the reverrants.
> My life depends on your minds movements, so be gentle
Your life depends on your own mind's "movements." Don't let yourself be
defined by the actions of others.
Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:24:22 +0200
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"Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
> Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
"Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 13:15:12 GMT
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"Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote in message
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>
> "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
> viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>
>> Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>
> "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>
>
No, no, no, no. First "bOB" wears a hat and is a bit better looking. Just
ask Connie.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 15:31:25 +0200
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"Kevin Cunningham" kirjoitti
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>
> "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote in message
> news:41920876$1_2@news.dnainternet.net...
>>
>> "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
>> viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>>
>>> Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>>
>> "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>>
>>
> No, no, no, no. First "bOB" wears a hat and is a bit better looking.
> Just ask Connie.
>
> Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
> Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Connie is dead, crucified
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 17:54:49 GMT
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In article <4192182c$1_2@news.dnainternet.net>,
"Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
>>> Connie is dead, crucified
Then who was that who had her thighs wrapped around my head Sunday?
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: "Kristian Lahdensuo"
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 19:58:26 +0200
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"HellPope Huey" kirjoitti
viestissä:hulkturds-6812B6.11560310112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <4192182c$1_2@news.dnainternet.net>,
> "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
>
>>>> Connie is dead, crucified
>
> Then who was that who had her thighs wrapped around my head Sunday?
It had to be Christ
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:04:31 GMT
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In article <419256c0$1_1@news.dnainternet.net>,
"Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" kirjoitti
> viestissä:hulkturds-6812B6.11560310112004@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> > In article <4192182c$1_2@news.dnainternet.net>,
> > "Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
> >
> >>>> Connie is dead, crucified
> >
> > Then who was that who had her thighs wrapped around my head Sunday?
>
> It had to be Christ
Christ is really a woman? That WOULD explain a few things. HORRIBLE
things.
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot
is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (Who What Huh)
Date: 11 Nov 2004 01:23:32 GMT
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>Kristian Lahdensuo" wrote:
>
>>>> Connie is dead, crucified
>
Crucifixion is so passe.
--
"There are more spells than your commonplace magicians ever dreamed of."
-Joseph Conrad, from
Victory
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:37:21 -0800
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Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>
> "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
> viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>
> > Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>
> "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
HE IS NOT DEAD WHO CAN ETERNALLY LIE.
AND WITH STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 01:42:56 GMT
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In article <41929821.31A36F3B@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
> > "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
> > viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
> >
> > > Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
> >
> > "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>
> HE IS NOT DEAD WHO CAN ETERNALLY LIE.
> AND WITH STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE.
YET IT COMETH MUCH SOONER DARE YE EAT THE NENSLO PIE.
--
HellPope Huey
Arguing with an idiot
is like building an origami dildo;
its often fun to do, but it ain't goin' nowhere.
Society has traditionally always tried
to find scapegoats for its problems.
Well, here I am.
- Marilyn Manson
"I wanted to show that I have other colors
people might not be expecting to see."
- George Carlin
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Nov 2004 12:45:19 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:hulkturds-
471C78.19431510112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article <41929821.31A36F3B@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>> Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>> > "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
>> > viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>> >
>> > > Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>> >
>> > "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>>
>> HE IS NOT DEAD WHO CAN ETERNALLY LIE.
>> AND WITH STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE.
>
> YET IT COMETH MUCH SOONER DARE YE EAT THE NENSLO PIE.
>
BURMA SHAVE
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:34:42 -0800
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On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:37:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>
>> "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
>> viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>>
>> > Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>>
>> "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>
>HE IS NOT DEAD WHO CAN ETERNALLY LIE.
>AND WITH STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE.
Some people seek immortality by way of a magic potion. Others hope to
be granted immortality by the Grace of God.
Only "Bob" has attained immortality by simply lying about it, like
somebody who gains weight and tries to hide it.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Those who abandon their dreams will discourage yours.
Correspondent:: "Kristian LaHDensuo"
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 15:19:36 +0200
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"Zapanaz" kirjoitti
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> On Wed, 10 Nov 2004 14:37:21 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>>Kristian Lahdensuo wrote:
>>>
>>> "Cardinal Vertigo" kirjoitti
>>> viestissä:hBhkd.27711$Qv5.102@newssvr33.news.prodigy.com...
>>>
>>> > Oh, and someday we all have to grow up and kill "Bob."
>>>
>>> "Bob" can't be killed, that's the difference between him and Buddha
>>
>>HE IS NOT DEAD WHO CAN ETERNALLY LIE.
>>AND WITH STRANGE AEONS, EVEN DEATH MAY DIE.
>
> Some people seek immortality by way of a magic potion. Others hope to
> be granted immortality by the Grace of God.
>
> Only "Bob" has attained immortality by simply lying about it, like
> somebody who gains weight and tries to hide it.
I reach it the simpliest way: by not dying.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Simion Simian"
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 03:38:30 +0000
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The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Kristian
LaHDensuo sat and wrote
>> Only "Bob" has attained immortality by simply lying about it, like
>> somebody who gains weight and tries to hide it.
>
>I reach it the simpliest way: by not dying.
Mr. Lahdensuo,
You've made a lot of interesting points and I shall be addressing them
shortly, one by one. My name is Rev. Simeon Simian. You have my card.
--
Rev. Simian