Jobs for Kerry

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 20:27:18 -0500

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1. Spokesman for Federal Express...Our shipping passes the GLOBAL TEST!

2. Spokesman for Blue Cross/Blue Shield...I have an affordable HEALTH PLAN!

3. Spokesman for American Institute of Architects...You want plans? I HAVE
A PLAN!

4. Minority leader of the senate.

5. Poster boy for Batesville Casket Company.

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 18:50:50 -0800

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On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 20:27:18 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>1. Spokesman for Federal Express...Our shipping passes the GLOBAL TEST!
>
>2. Spokesman for Blue Cross/Blue Shield...I have an affordable HEALTH PLAN!
>
>3. Spokesman for American Institute of Architects...You want plans? I HAVE
>A PLAN!
>
>4. Minority leader of the senate.
>
>5. Poster boy for Batesville Casket Company.
>
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You know he'd make a good older Bart Simpson if they ever do a film
version of The Simpsons. He's got the right head for it.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but
don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
- Groucho Marx



Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 04 Nov 2004 23:40:22 -0800

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In article , "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

> 1. Spokesman for Federal Express...Our shipping passes the GLOBAL TEST!
>
> 2. Spokesman for Blue Cross/Blue Shield...I have an affordable HEALTH PLAN!
>
> 3. Spokesman for American Institute of Architects...You want plans? I HAVE
> A PLAN!
>
> 4. Minority leader of the senate.
>
> 5. Poster boy for Batesville Casket Company.
>
Give the guy a break. He just lost to George W Bush.

Let me say that again: George W Bush.

I can't think of anything more embarassing than that, can you?

pb


Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (3D Bob Not Diddley)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 00:55:20 GMT

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>Give the guy a break. He just lost to George W Bush.
>
>Let me say that again: George W Bush.
>
>I can't think of anything more embarassing than that, can you?

Kerry's no J.F.K. Wait a minute, he is! But you know what I mean.
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"Four more wars! Four more wars!." - secret slogan



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 09 Nov 2004 03:47:58 GMT

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In article <041120042340227128%bear@pole.com>,
polar bear wrote:

> Give the guy a break. He just lost to George W Bush.
> Let me say that again: George W Bush.
> I can't think of anything more embarassing than that, can you?

Sure. Being MARRIED to George Bush and running out of Xanax.

--

HellPope Huey
I was a teen-aged whatchamacallit;
as you can see, the condition became chronic

People that are really very weird
can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle

"Compared to you, he's a whole other species!
You should be his pet!"
- "Malcolm In The Middle"


Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 15:22:54 GMT

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>5. Poster boy for Batesville Casket Company.

That would be Rumfield. Batesville has the Exclusive Contract for the DoD. I
see their truck going to DAFB at least once a week.

Thier Stock symbol is HB. The parent comapy also make medical supplies (see a
conflict of intrest here?)


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