It's not on any maps I can find...
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Nov 2004 13:59:05 GMT
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Fuckall, does anyone know the true location of Dobbstown? I have a sudden
compelling urge to LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 03 Nov 2004 08:30:45 -0700
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>
> Fuckall, does anyone know the true location
> of Dobbstown? I have a sudden compelling urge
> to LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
You can't just "Go to Dobbstown". First you must
pass all the training and take the "tests".
The home study part is easiest. Most trainees
die during the written portion, though Rev Stang
only lost a testicle.
The survivors rarely make it through the Nevada
brothel and Groom Lake blocks, but those that do
generally make it to the very gates of Dobbstown.
After they've finished the other painful exams.
Which is where the real hard part begins.
Those strap-on wearing Japanese teen school girl
ninja death squads are a handfull, you'll meet
them at the airport. It gets harder from there.
Huey can fill you in with most of the rest. I
think he went through the training a couple of
times, just for the thrill of it.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 3 Nov 2004 18:00:19 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in
news:4188F9A5.111A@succeeds.com:
> Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
>>
>> Fuckall, does anyone know the true location
>> of Dobbstown? I have a sudden compelling urge
>> to LEAVE THE COUNTRY.
>
> You can't just "Go to Dobbstown". First you must
> pass all the training and take the "tests".
>
> The home study part is easiest. Most trainees
> die during the written portion, though Rev Stang
> only lost a testicle.
>
> The survivors rarely make it through the Nevada
> brothel and Groom Lake blocks, but those that do
> generally make it to the very gates of Dobbstown.
> After they've finished the other painful exams.
>
> Which is where the real hard part begins.
>
> Those strap-on wearing Japanese teen school girl
> ninja death squads are a handfull, you'll meet
> them at the airport. It gets harder from there.
>
> Huey can fill you in with most of the rest. I
> think he went through the training a couple of
> times, just for the thrill of it.
>
Sooooo, you're basically sayin it's like a weekend at DizzyLand??
--
The Church of Our Lady of Prepetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM