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Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 21:59:05 GMT
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BANGKOK, Thailand -- The World Health Organization has issued a dramatic
warning that bird flu will trigger an international pandemic that could kill
up to seven million people.
"The number of people affected will go beyond billions because between 25
percent and 30 percent will fall ill."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/25/birdflu.warning/index.html
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comsucks (AssCo Assc)
Date: 28 Nov 2004 06:55:46 GMT
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<<... an international pandemic that could kill
up to seven million people. "The number of people affected will go beyond
billions because between 25
percent and 30 percent will fall ill." >>
25-30% of 7 million = beyond billions.
Don't give the WHO your credit card number.
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Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 08:17:14 -0500
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"AssCo Assc" wrote in message
news:20041128015546.21640.00001143@mb-m12.aol.com...
> <<... an international pandemic that could kill
> up to seven million people. "The number of people affected will go beyond
> billions because between 25
> percent and 30 percent will fall ill." >>
>
> 25-30% of 7 million = beyond billions.
>
> Don't give the WHO your credit card number.
eh no.
25-30% of "beyond billions" = up to 7 million.
So, beyond billions is no more than 28 million?
Correspondent:: Cardinal Vertigo
Date: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 19:08:12 GMT
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Revi Shankar wrote:
> "AssCo Assc" wrote in message
> news:20041128015546.21640.00001143@mb-m12.aol.com...
>> <<... an international pandemic that could kill
>> up to seven million people. "The number of people affected will go beyond
>> billions because between 25
>> percent and 30 percent will fall ill." >>
>>
>> 25-30% of 7 million = beyond billions.
>>
>> Don't give the WHO your credit card number.
>
>
> eh no.
>
> 25-30% of "beyond billions" = up to 7 million.
>
> So, beyond billions is no more than 28 million?
Affected != killed.
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comSHUTUP (AssCo Assc)
Date: 28 Nov 2004 21:56:56 GMT
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>> <<... an international pandemic that could kill
>> up to seven million people. "The number of people affected will go beyond
>> billions because between 25
>> percent and 30 percent will fall ill." >>
>>
>> 25-30% of 7 million = beyond billions.
>>
>> Don't give the WHO your credit card number.
>
>
> eh no.
>
> 25-30% of "beyond billions" = up to 7 million.
>
> So, beyond billions is no more than 28 million?
Affected != killed. >>
The word "million" looks really stupid once you've read it several times.
Frozen in the throat
It petrifies the tongue,
Turns mouth into a moat
Shoots arrows through the lung,
Then it contorts intestines -
Guttural rending pain -
Cramps muscles up, and next it
Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 28 Nov 2004 19:06:27 GMT
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>BANGKOK, Thailand -- The World Health Organization has issued a dramatic
>warning that bird flu will trigger an international pandemic that could kill
>up to seven million people.
>"The number of people affected will go beyond billions because between 25
>percent and 30 percent will fall ill."
>
>
>http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/25/birdflu.warning/index.html
How come the poor third world nations get all the cool epidemics?
We need a good pan-demic that is spread via the dinning rooms at ritzy golf &
county clubs, Lexus Dealers, and "Fiancial Planers"
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)
Date: 29 Nov 2004 20:55:01 GMT
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>We need a good pan-demic that is spread via the dinning rooms at ritzy golf &
>county clubs, Lexus Dealers, and "Fiancial Planers"
There is such a pan-demic effecting the rich and powerful. It is called,
"Gold-diggers Syndrome" and it is caused by parasitic females.
"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong."
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 22:19:01 -0800
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In article <20041129155501.06458.00000625@mb-m26.aol.com>,
rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885) wrote:
> >We need a good pan-demic that is spread via the dinning rooms at ritzy golf &
> >county clubs, Lexus Dealers, and "Fiancial Planers"
>
> There is such a pan-demic effecting the rich and powerful. It is called,
> "Gold-diggers Syndrome" and it is caused by parasitic females.
>
Translation: I can't get laid.
pb
Correspondent:: Ned Wreck
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:29:15 -0600
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> BANGKOK, Thailand -- The World Health Organization has issued a dramatic
> warning that bird flu will trigger an international pandemic that could kill
> up to seven million people.
> "The number of people affected will go beyond billions because between 25
> percent and 30 percent will fall ill."
>
>
> http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/25/birdflu.warning/index.html
>
>
I can't fucking wait. If I happen to be among those who gets it and
dies, fine. I'm tired of this shithole planet.
Ned
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 03:00:22 GMT
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In article ,
Ned Wreck wrote:
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> > BANGKOK, Thailand -- The World Health Organization has issued a dramatic
> > warning that bird flu will trigger an international pandemic that could
> > kill up to seven million people.
> > "The number of people affected will go beyond billions because between 25
> > percent and 30 percent will fall ill."
> > > >
> > http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/25/birdflu.warning/index.html
> > > >
> I can't fucking wait. If I happen to be among those who gets it and
> dies, fine. I'm tired of this shithole planet.
ME TOO and MARDS HAS LOUSY AIR AND WHAT'S THERE IS REALLY REALLY DUSTY,
so that's no option, either. God's a lousy rotten bastard.
--
HellPope Huey
Religion is like dropping sea urchins in your pants
and then trying to convince others
that they should do it too, because its "good."
Oh, SHUT UP.
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
- Mark Twain
"Smoking and drinking go together,
like porn and nachos."
- "The Oblongs"
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 30 Nov 2004 17:41:15 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in
news:hulkturds-6CD5DA.20595929112004@news1.west.earthlink.net:
> In article ,
> Ned Wreck wrote:
>> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>> > BANGKOK, Thailand -- The World Health Organization has issued a
>> > dramatic warning that bird flu will trigger an international pandemic
>> > that could kill up to seven million people.
>> > "The number of people affected will go beyond billions because
>> > between 25 percent and 30 percent will fall ill."
>> > > >
>> > http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/25/birdflu.warning/index.html
>> > > >
>> I can't fucking wait. If I happen to be among those who gets it and
>> dies, fine. I'm tired of this shithole planet.
>
> ME TOO and MARDS HAS LOUSY AIR AND WHAT'S THERE IS REALLY REALLY DUSTY,
> so that's no option, either. God's a lousy rotten bastard.
>
And Mards STILL needs women! All they gots right now is the trailer trash
that took over the carcass of the first Mars rover and the Beagel. JUST SAY
"WHOA!" TO 'BACCER-CHEWIN' MARDS TRAILER TRASH!
--
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Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"If you want my delusions, you'll have to pry them from my cold,
dead hippocampus with a grapefruit spoon."
-- HellPope Huey