I have some questions about the great state of Nebraska
Correspondent:: astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass)
Date: 6 Nov 2004 04:25:53 -0800
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And the great thing about Nebraska,
It rhymes with Alaska.
Ain't it great?
Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
Correspondent:: John Griffin
Date: 6 Nov 2004 13:05:15 GMT
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astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> It rhymes with Alaska.
>
> Ain't it great?
>
> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>
> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
"8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 06 Nov 2004 16:08:56 GMT
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>Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
>Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
>screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
>"8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>
>
In the Post Civil War era, there was this foriegn girl named Transcontinental
Railroad. I heard that over 10,000 men worked to lay her over 4 years.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0>
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:57:02 GMT
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"John Griffin" wrote in message
news:Xns959933C0232A2thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>
>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>>
>> Ain't it great?
>>
>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>>
>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>
> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
> Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
> screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
> "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>
You spend way too much way too much time watching the history channel.
Correspondent:: John Griffin
Date: 7 Nov 2004 17:30:02 GMT
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"Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
> "John Griffin" wrote
>> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>>
>>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>>>
>>> Ain't it great?
>>>
>>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>>>
>>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>>
>> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
>> Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
>> screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
>> "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>>
>
> You spend way too much way too much time watching the history channel.
You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't true. It
was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Maybe someone
else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but that would probably
have to be done in stages.
Correspondent:: "Happy PooPoo®" <0@0.0>
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:57:12 GMT
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"John Griffin" wrote in message
news:Xns959A60A46EB16thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
>
>> "John Griffin" wrote
>>> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>>>
>>>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>>>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>>>>
>>>> Ain't it great?
>>>>
>>>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>>>>
>>>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>>>
>>> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
>>> Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
>>> screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
>>> "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>>>
>>
>> You spend way too much way too much time watching the history channel.
>
> You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't true. It
> was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Maybe
> someone
> else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but that would probably
> have to be done in stages.
Please try and stay on topic or I will have to report you to Homeland
Security. It's not easy for me to patrol some 50,000 plus newgroups and
besides that I think I need another drink.
Correspondent:: "Free Speech"
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 22:07:11 -0800
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"Happy PooPoo®" <0@0.0> wrote in message
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>
> "John Griffin" wrote in message
> news:Xns959A60A46EB16thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> > "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
> >
> >> "John Griffin" wrote
> >>> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> >>>> It rhymes with Alaska.
> >>>>
> >>>> Ain't it great?
> >>>>
> >>>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
> >>>>
> >>>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
> >>>
> >>> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
> >>> Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
> >>> screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
> >>> "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
> >>>
> >>
> >> You spend way too much way too much time watching the history channel.
> >
> > You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't true.
It
> > was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Maybe
> > someone
> > else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but that would probably
> > have to be done in stages.
>
> Please try and stay on topic or I will have to report you to Homeland
> Security. It's not easy for me to patrol some 50,000 plus newgroups and
> besides that I think I need another drink.
Vodka + Red Bull for pissing your happy pants?
>
>
Correspondent:: John Griffin
Date: 8 Nov 2004 16:14:59 GMT
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"Happy PooPoo®" <0@0.0> wrote:
>
> "John Griffin" wrote in message
> news:Xns959A60A46EB16thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
>> "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
>>
>>> "John Griffin" wrote
>>>> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>>>>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ain't it great?
>>>>>
>>>>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>>>>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>>>>>
>>>>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>>>>
>>>> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name
>>>> is Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new
>>>> world screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline.
>>>> It said "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>>>>
>>>
>>> You spend way too much way too much time watching the history
>>> channel.
>>
>> You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't
>> true. It was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you.
>> Maybe someone
>> else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but that would
>> probably have to be done in stages.
>
> Please try and stay on topic or I will have to report you to Homeland
> Security. It's not easy for me to patrol some 50,000 plus newgroups
> and besides that I think I need another drink.
Okay, I'm just finishing my third cup of coffee, so I'll be ready to fill
your bowl for you in an hour or so.
Correspondent:: "Free Speech"
Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 22:05:59 -0800
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"John Griffin" wrote in message
news:Xns959A60A46EB16thathillbillyyahooco@130.133.1.4...
> "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
>
> > "John Griffin" wrote
> >> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
> >>
> >>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> >>> It rhymes with Alaska.
> >>>
> >>> Ain't it great?
> >>>
> >>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> >>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
> >>>
> >>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
> >>
> >> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
> >> Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
> >> screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
> >> "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
> >>
> >
> > You spend way too much way too much time watching the history channel.
>
> You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't true. It
> was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you. Maybe
someone
> else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but that would probably
> have to be done in stages.
Not only you are a liar. Your poor jokes suck as well.
Correspondent:: John Griffin
Date: 8 Nov 2004 14:54:47 GMT
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"Clue-Free Speech" wrote:
> "John Griffin" wrote
>> "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0> wrote:
>>
>> > "John Griffin" wrote
>> >> astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>> >>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>> >>>
>> >>> Ain't it great?
>> >>>
>> >>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> >>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> >>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> >>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>> >>>
>> >>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>> >>
>> >> Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name
>> >> is Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new
>> >> world screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline.
>> >> It said "8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
>> >>
>> >
>> > You spend way too much way too much time watching the history
>> > channel.
>>
>> You spend way too much time being stupid. By the way, that wasn't
>> true. It was a silly joke. I'm not going to try to explain it to you.
>> Maybe someone else will attempt to dumb it down to your level, but
>> that would probably have to be done in stages.
>
> Not only you are a liar. Your poor jokes suck as well.
Sheesh! That's a damned silly way to talk, after I've tried so hard to
help you out of your flying saucer delusions! Now you're going to have
to ask politely if you want to know the truth.
Correspondent:: Moderate Mammal
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:37:15 GMT
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On 6 Nov 2004 13:05:15 GMT, John Griffin
wrote:
>astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote:
>
>> And the great thing about Nebraska,
>> It rhymes with Alaska.
>>
>> Ain't it great?
>>
>> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
>> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
>>
>> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
>
>Alaska has the horniest woman the world has ever known. Her name is
>Alyeska Pipelini. Years ago, I saw a news report about her new world
>screwing record, but there was a misprint in the headline. It said
>"8000 men lay Alyeska Pipeline."
A real gusher, eh?
Good thing, because IIRC the ratio of men to women in Alaska is 3 to 1
or worse. It's no wonder Art Bell has lots of fans up there. And
poor Monkey Boy's Bal...okay, let's not go there.
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Correspondent:: "Spyragist"
Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 11:37:06 -0500
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"The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass" wrote in message
news:2c8997.0411060425.71b70ccd@posting.google.com...
> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> It rhymes with Alaska.
>
> Ain't it great?
>
> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
Duuhhhhhhh...
Did you vote for the Shrubya?
Kansas City is in Missouri, not Nebraska
> Shiver me timbers, I was on topic and didn't even try!
Correspondent:: "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0>
Date: Sat, 06 Nov 2004 16:55:46 GMT
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"The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass" wrote in message
news:2c8997.0411060425.71b70ccd@posting.google.com...
> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> It rhymes with Alaska.
>
> Ain't it great?
Hey asswipe, Nebraska is a drugger state. Marijuana everywhere you look.
Another secret military experiment from WW2. If Japan invaded the US, they
would so stoned smoking Nebraksa weed they would fall into the grand canyon
and be swept out to sea. It's in your history books, take a look. Trust me,
I'm a dawg.
Correspondent:: "curtis"
Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 16:06:32 -0900
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The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass wrote:
This has nothing to do with Art Bell. Abuse complaint sent to
groups-abuse@google.com
Correspondent:: "Dawg E Turd®" <0@0.0>
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 02:06:21 GMT
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"curtis" wrote in message
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> The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass wrote:
>
> This has nothing to do with Art Bell. Abuse complaint sent to
> groups-abuse@google.com
>
>
I've reported you to Homeland Security. My terrorist alarm just went off
while reading your p0ast.
Correspondent:: "Chadwick Stone©"
Date: Sun, 07 Nov 2004 04:49:29 GMT
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"curtis" wrote in message
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> The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass wrote:
>
> This has nothing to do with Art Bell. Abuse complaint sent to
> groups-abuse@google.com
Abuse reports are off-topic for afa-b. Abuse complaint sent to
abuse@acsalaska.net
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 08 Nov 2004 04:17:27 GMT
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In article <418d75c3@news.acsalaska.net>,
"curtis" wrote:
> The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass wrote:
>
> This has nothing to do with Art Bell. Abuse complaint sent to
> groups-abuse@google.com
PSST! Hey Curtis! Art Bell has your penis in a JAR and you didn't even
NOTICE. Don't be such a sparrow fart; you'll give the more amusing kooks
a bad name.
--
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where's the bleedin' cordiality?
Where would this country be
without this great land of ours?
- Ronald Reagan
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the other from you."
- Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: jethro_hell@yahoo.com (Rev Jethro Hell)
Date: 7 Nov 2004 09:08:44 -0800
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astuteamerican@yahoo.com (The U.S.A. Kicked Your Ass) wrote in message news:<2c8997.0411060425.71b70ccd@posting.google.com>...
> And the great thing about Nebraska,
> It rhymes with Alaska.
Yeah, who said the Amerindians didn't have soul?
>
> Ain't it great?
If you like overpriced food, snooty airline clerks and having to fly
all the way to Attu just to get from Dutch Harbor to Anchorage, then,
yes, it's great.
>
> Do they have oil in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
Yes.
> Do they have snow in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
Indeed they do.
> Do they have kooks in Nebraska, like they do in Alaska?
More than Fourth St on any Saturday night in Anchorage.
> Do they hve a Kansas City in Alaska, like they do in Nebraska?
And not w/o good reason.